TheVerdict Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted....you wished for nothing. I wish for people to not post on my new forum game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted, someone else makes an exact copy of it and it gets over 1000 posts. I wish for a Portal Gun in warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted, your character does the tenno shake which becomes a internet sensation for the first 3 months then becomes completely annoying and then people's brain cells commit suicide one by one... I wish for a pair of shoes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted, but you lose your feet before you even get them. I wish I have a better way of clearly speaking my mind in an argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4Z21 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted, but you can never think clearly. I wish you would give me back my jam instead of nuclear waste https://fourms.warframe.com/index.php?/topic228338-what-if/page-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Granted, but now your highly allergic to jam. I wish for someone to buy my max Vitality for at least 150 to 200 platinum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirsty_Pickle Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you get hacked and lose your plat. I wish for Rhino's groin horn to get nerfed. Edited May 12, 2014 by Thirsty_Pickle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Granted, your favorite warframe gets nerfed harder. I wish for a pair of socks since I lost my feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Insane_Monday Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Granted, but the socks are 2 sizes too small. Wish I knew where some buried treasure was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSI_Kryptix Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Granted, but you have a memory disorder so you forgot everything. I wish Warframe exists forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CM-Tiffany Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 I wish Warframe exists forever. Granted... But you won't. I wish I was good at making crepes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Granted, but they're so good they give people terminal tastegasms. I wish for a puppet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Granted, but everything else gets Ubernerfed and the alert spawn rate is lowered by 75%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CM-Tiffany Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Granted, but everything else gets Ubernerfed and the alert spawn rate is lowered by 75%. Granted. Your wish doesn't even exist. I wish my enchiladas would talk to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSI_Kryptix Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Granted, but when they talked it creeped you out so bad you had a heart attack. I wish I die right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S7ORM Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 granted, but then Nekros brings back your corpse as his servant for ever.I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Granted, but your memory will be taken away by the government for knowing such information. I wish I have the best luck ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S7ORM Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 (edited) Granted, but your memory will be taken away by the government for knowing such information. I wish I have the best luck ever. Granted, but now you're short, irish, green, and forever doomed to a life on the run (from those children who are after your Lucky Charms!) I wish whispering wishy-washy western words would work while wishing. Edited May 13, 2014 by S7ORM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sharp_Demonologist Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 S7ORM Granted but your wishes will be granted to everyone exept you. I wish for a chubby (not too fat and cute) dominatrix girlfriend who is also a necromancer. (lets see how that goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Granted she kills you and doesn't use necromancy on you. I wish to get away with murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 (edited) Granted, but the answer is 42. I wish for the Question to the Ultimate Answer. Edited May 13, 2014 by MorteTacere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Granted, but the question is an extremely long and very advanced equation beyond our own intelligence no matter how much our brains evolve. I wish for Kubrows to release sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Granted, but they're less good. I wish for no wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Granted, but then you never post again. I wish I had a idea on what to wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you regret that wish and now your forced not to say anything of what is happening to you. I wish you could say what your wish was without any problems. Edited May 14, 2014 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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