Utarious Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Granted, but then my wish is stupid. I wish that giving speeches wasn't so scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Granted, now it's horrifying. I wish for free wishes to those responsible enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Granted, but people lie about their maturity. I wish there were a time paradox and I could post again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Granted, but then you age super fast. I wish that Valkyr would no longer have invincibility *shots fired* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CM-Tiffany Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Granted, but her enemies get so scared she won't be taking any damage to begin with. I wish I could found a cult that worships Vulkars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Granted, but then the Vulkar is actually good. (I hope you meant the rifle) I wish that Valkyr wasn't the master race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11.11.11 Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Granted, but then the Vulkar is actually good. (I hope you meant the rifle) I wish that Valkyr wasn't the master race. Granted, she isn't - DE introduces a Stalker skin for excaliber which provides double shields, energy and health - which ordinarily might be neat. Unfortuantely It's also available from the store for 50 credits - so naturally every beginner buys it - and Mars is overrun with emo wannabes spamming the chat for groups to get some "sick matching weps". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 You didn't wish for anything, but you get a +1 for that one haha I wish I could walk on the sun without burning (or dieing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Granted, you are melt alive and become one with the sun. I wish I could find better videos on youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Granted. http://www.youtube.com/user/PBGGameplay http://www.youtube.com/user/PeanutButterGamer http://www.youtube.com/user/AGayGuyPlays http://www.youtube.com/user/JonTronShow I wish for a flameshield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 (edited) Granted. http://www.youtube.com/user/PBGGameplay http://www.youtube.com/user/PeanutButterGamer http://www.youtube.com/user/AGayGuyPlays http://www.youtube.com/user/JonTronShow I wish for a flameshield. The only channel I knew was AG@yGuyPlays.Granted, but it burns you alive. I wish I could be a Time Lord! Edited May 14, 2014 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 (edited) The only channel I knew was AG@yGuyPlays. Granted, but it burns you alive. I wish I could be a Time Lord! I saw the corruption there from a mile or three away. Granted, but you end up in season 8. I wish for an uncorruptable wish. Edited May 14, 2014 by MorteTacere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RejectionOfFate Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Granted, but it was stolen by some punk kid who found a magic lamp. I wish for everyone in the world to have screens in the back of their head to show what they are thinking, and that my screen would be broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Granted, now the screens in the back of our heads is the only way of communication, and since your's is broken and can never be fixed no one will understand you. I wish to be king of the Kubrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Granted, a minute later you were challenged by another Kubrow to be king and not only you lost, but you were eaten alive by Rule 34 Section 4 of the handbook of the Kubrow Order. I wish for a Armour that was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Granted, but if you meant in real life, it's too heavy. If you meant ingame, it costs 9,001 platinum per piece. I wish those punk kids who stole my uncorruptable wish would give it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Granted, but then they ruined the uncorruptability meaning it can be corrupted. I wish that the chest pieces were bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Granted, but they're also less stable and give you Derelict performance, and disabling DirectX 11 takes it out. I wish for another unstealable, uncorruptable wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RespectTheInternet Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Granted, but your new wish ran off with your old bad boy wish who became corrupted (because you never used it and it felt sad) and drove off into the sunset. I wish for an indestructible, invisible Picture (a la Dorian Grey) that I could use for as long as I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Granted, but you lose it since you can't see it either. I wish DE also buffed Ash's smokescreen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sharp_Demonologist Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Granted but it will cover the entire lv whit smoke not allowing you to see anything. Wish for a sexy chubby mistress. (me and my weird fetishes...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Granted, but it's no longer your fetish. It's your utter and most greatest fear. I wish I didn't take away one of Ash's V polarities that one time I Forma'd him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Granted, but all his other polarities become dual slash polarities. I wish that they had just removed silence from banshee and replaced it with a new skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5tarlight Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Granted, but all his other polarities become dual slash polarities. I wish that they had just removed silence from banshee and replaced it with a new skill. Granted, but the ability is broken and will never be fixed. I wish my sentinel could speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoeskioeh Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 (edited) Granted. But all it knows is Kisuaheli, and you don't. I wish for a bottle of Talisker 35y. Edited May 16, 2014 by hoeskioeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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