Xhos Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted, but these 100 wishes automatically corrupt themselves. Rhino Prime <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted, but you can only use rhino prime with no mods and post-update bo I wish I could lick vay hek on the face. (Don't ask why). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) Granted, but he takes this as seduction and attempts to engage in intercourse, resulting in another "Shrek is love"esque story. I wish the next poster who corrupts my wish isn't allowed to post. Ever. Edited May 19, 2014 by MorteTacere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xhos Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted, but he twists the fabric of reality and it the stopping of posting is now on the next poster's next poster. I wish we no longer had keys and Void and Orokin Derelicts could be accessed from the starmap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted, everyone but you play those missions. When you try to join a game that is in one of those missions, your game will crash. I wish that I didn't have to tutor my entire class in our computer class whenever we have a sub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted, you now have to tutor your entire school. I wish I could automatically fix machines and injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) Granted, the sub jumps out the window. I wish that I didn't get ninja'd on this one. Edit: Granted, you could only make one because you couldn't explain how the device works. I wish for icecream Edited May 19, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) Granted, a ninja throws it in the trash afterwards. I wish I could think of a wish. Edited May 19, 2014 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) Granted, you now regret the wish you thought about. I wish for ninja to stop harassing me. Edited May 19, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted, he/she now molests you 24/7. I wish I could teleport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Granted, but you teleport into lava and die. I wish the cake wasn't a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but it's filled full of gas and you're blamed post-mortem. .I wish for rof hsiw I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, you wished for an endless "I wish for rof hsiw I" inception. I wish money could rain from the heavens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted.... They're fake. I wish for... a wooden gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but you accidentally shoot yourself and die when you filled it with real ammo. I wish for everyone in the universe were under my control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 granted, but it was only a dream. I wish for.... an adventure.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Insane_Monday Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but you become so obsessed with adventure that you go completely mad. I wish for a mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, you were the first victim in the mystery case. I wish that I had a Sweetroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but someone stole your sweetroll. I wish to not get an arrow to my knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, you get eaten by an arrow. I wish I could do.... something cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Insane_Monday Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but you get frozen solid while doing something cool. Wish I had a robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xhos Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but the robot is Corpus and it sends you to Salad V and helps him in his "new enterprise". I wish all enemies were one hit kills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, an 30 mins later, people demands the enemies to be nerfed. I wish for excitement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSI_Kryptix Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but it gets too over-exciting causing you to have Hallucinations, thus your family sent you to a Mental Asylum. I wish the next guy who corrupts my wish dies without any delay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but your wish kills an enemy instead because it cannot cause harm to other Tenno's due to "friendly fire" being off. I wish that I had another Excitement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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