TheVerdict Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, you get so excited that you explode. I wish everyone would remember you as a hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, I then become a villain for taking a slice of bread from a homeless guy. I wish for a death-ray gun since I'm now evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, it explodes and gives you death-ray gun powers. I wish there was someone who could take you on and stop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xamuswing Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but they lose an arm and a leg in the process. I wish for a medival fantasy game that played like warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but it's RNG Gods were so cruel everyone abandoned it. I wish I could speak every language on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but the particular thing in question is freezing to death. I wish I could die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but you'll live forever in the afterlife. I wish I could stop being lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but now you have a procrastination problem. I wish pushing my money at the screen legitimately gave me whatever I pushed the money at and gave said money to the developers or creators of said content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Granted, but then you put your credit card including all your money by accident and now you're broke. I wish I knew what procrastination ment. (Edit: Nevermind, I just googled it) Edited May 20, 2014 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but now you don't know every other word in the universe. I wish, I wish, I wish for a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Granted. It's a land shark. I wish I had arms and legs along with my whole, unchanged body. Edited May 20, 2014 by MorteTacere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but you got no bones nor any organs. I wish I could breathe with or without air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Granted. You cannot, however, breathe without Cyanide I wish I could remove and reattach any body part at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Insane_Monday Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted, but you keep forgetting where you put your body parts when they are removed. I wish I could divide by zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted, but you can't divide by any other number now. I wish that the next person who corrupts my wish dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted, but they rise again and hunt you down. .I wish that taht hsiw I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xhos Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted, but no one knows the meaning of it and you are hunted by the Stalker. I wish that flesh was a flaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted, but you're covered in it. I wish the stalker would spontaneously combust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xhos Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted, but this flame is not hot and he gains 100% chance fire procs per hit. I wish G3 would come every mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted, but they're 3gud. I don't wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xhos Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted.................... I wish I could revive any thread I want.(And no not by posting "bump") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Granted, bump. I wish that I got a god donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegioDamnus Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 (edited) Granted, the donkey forces you to pray to it every day and treats you like a slave as it is now a god. I wish every mission would drop a forma. Edited May 22, 2014 by LegioDamnus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xhos Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Granted, but you now have so many your inventory is full and it.. you know... explodes. I wish a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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