-CM-Tiffany Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted, but you inherit his ability to turn into a giant sissy when he sees green rocks. I wish I was the sharpest tool in the shed. kinda dumb finger thumb forehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted but it will drain your brain and take control of your body, slow and painfully. I wish to kill superman myself That's what I wanted to happen. Granted. You impale a child by accident and are blunted. I wish for infinite fusion cores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xhos Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted, but they give negative fusion energy. I wish for a testing range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted, but there are no dummies to shoot at. I wish i had everything i wanted in warframe, from now and in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xhos Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted, but there is no fun in that and you quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted, you wasted your wish and you become a fish... I wish to become a omnipotence guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSI_Kryptix Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted but you become illiterate right after. I wish I can work with DE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted, but then you get fired after burning down the company building. I wish my new computer would deliver sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 (edited) Granted, they tripped on a cracked porch while trying to give you the computer.. I don't know what to wish for.. Suprise me... Edited May 25, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luther848 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted you are now a Loki but you are trapped without your powers in an infested map. I wish I never blow myself up with explosive weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 (edited) Granted. Weapons now damage you when you hit enemies. I unwish every wish on this thread. Edited May 25, 2014 by MorteTacere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted, it does the exact opposite and S**t gets real.. I wish for... Suprise me again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted. You wish for death to come to you, and so you and everyone you know die. I wish for my Ignis to be done COOKING in the foundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted, but it freezes. I wish that I could..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) Granted it never happens because you weren't neither general or specific enough to make it happen. I wish for a gunfish... Edited May 26, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted, it shoots you with a gun. I wish that we could get moar kitty parts for Valkyr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBurritoSlayingTaco Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted, but Valkyr will be a dog. I wish I could make love with someone special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted, the "special someone" turns out to be none other than... I wish that I wished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Insane_Monday Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) Granted, it doesn't come true. Wish life was a JRPG. Edited May 26, 2014 by Insane_Monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted, it ends up to be a life full of weird design choices and bugs. I wish that you didn't get ninja'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirabean Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted but you never got ninja'd too I wish that soda never went flat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegioDamnus Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) Granted, it now goes high. I iwsh i could hold all these Warframes Edited May 26, 2014 by LegioDamnus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted. Their weight crushes your spine. I wish THAT I CAN STOP TYPING IN CAPITALS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted, but you now can't stop typing in lower case. I wish that my wish is general enough that the next person here can corrupt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted. But I'm too lazy to corrupt it so I'll just let the flood take this one. I wish microsfot would come up with an original exclusive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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