-CM-Tiffany Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Granted... it was the FBI and CIA... you really dun goofed... I wish for something cool to happen... Granted, but it's so cool the cool-o-meter of the universe grows unstable, causing the fabric of Milky Way's loincloth to tear open and have Brazil invaders destroy our universe, so that you may never feel the cool again. I wish Rucks gave the Kid some advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Granted... it doesn't end quite well for the kid after making fun of his armor... I wish for a unstable adventure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Granted. It's Battlefield 4. I wish my Zephyr and Ash would finish cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xhos Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Granted, by they are covered in soot and fall to pieces when you pick them up. I wish for a wish. (Btw I thought this thread really disappeared, was looking for it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Granted, you wished that this thread really disappeared and was never ever seen again. I wish DE could buff Ash's smokescreen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 (edited) Granted, it kills you when you use it. I wish for.. a.. um... ahh... the... Holy... Grail... of... epicness? Edited June 9, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Granted, but it randomly spontaneously transforms into a banana. I wish for Salad V to marry Captain Vor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 (edited) Granted, Yuikami kills Vor before he says "I do" Do not anger the great Yuikami.. I wish for a sword. Edited June 10, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Granted, you stab yourself. I wish for Soon™. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostWolfAlpha Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Granted, but your being watched. I wish for a ingot of gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Granted. It melts like butter in your fat, sweaty hands, I wish for a free Helios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Granted, he starts doing a scanning spree on things you have already finished and you can't stop it. I wish that a fat man spontaneously combusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutcastWolf Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 (edited) Granted, this man was in fact Gabe Newell, Half Life 3 never confirmed. I wish I could know the true meaning of Christmas. Edited June 10, 2014 by TheOutcastWolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Granted, you endure the same 3 lessons Ebenezer Scrooge had faced from "A Christmas Carol". I wish my laptop wouldn't suck so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Granted it creates a black hole. I wish for a box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityOfTrees Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Granted, the box closed itself and used iron skin. I wish for a storm of bees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Granted the bees turn on you.. I wish for a key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoeskioeh Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Granted. It's the key to your Mom's diary, do you dare read it? I wish for 'my team' winning the upcoming world cup - and it's Football, not Soccer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Granted, but your team soon got disqualified for 4 of your team using drugs. I wish for a wish that give a wish for no appearent wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Granted, it all ends up with you wishing to kill yourself. I wish for --BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Granted but *DATA EXPUNGED* badly. I wish that the Grineer cleaned their ships more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Granted, but now the corpus are as dirty as the grineer were. I wish that the person who touched sasha would show themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 (edited) Granted, but the heavy tries to shoot the scout, but he shoots you. I wish for the ability to do exactly what I want to do, with no effects to me. Just me. Screw the world. Edited June 12, 2014 by Warriorrogue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Granted, but someone twists the fabric of reality and kills you. I wish for nothing, so you can not corrupt my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CM-Tiffany Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Granted. You have already corrupted your wish by making the paradox. I wish I knew how to whistle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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