Liu_Cypher Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but then you realise that you're dying of thirst in the desert. I wish for a Sahasa Kubrow. Granted, but it is broken and just follows you around when pathing doesn't cause it to be stuck on a box. I wish I had been around for the founders pack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but it is broken and just follows you around when pathing doesn't cause it to be stuck on a box. I wish I had been around for the founders pack! Granted, but the pack just gives you 100 credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Grated..? I wish for more quests Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but the first quest is to fight through Pluto unarmed, with a level 1 Excalibur as Nef Anyo hijacks your ship and crashes it into Pluto, forcing you to fight level 1545 crewmen and MOAs. I wish there was elevator music in this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted but... but... just granted. I wish for a Fusion MOA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 But your foot gets warts and pimples all over. I wish somebody would post on Arcadia Night Market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted. They begin whining about your wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, you wished for a shorter life span. I wish my Kubrow doesn't die when I try defending it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 (edited) Granted, your Kubrow runs away when you try defending it. I wish for something. Edited July 22, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted but you receive second degree burns. I wish the Lotus would have a photo shoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, now he also stabs you. I wish for less Kubrows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but the only thing that happens is all of your Kubrows die. (Forgot to make a wish last time.. whoops) I wish i had lots of Platinum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 (edited) Granted, but they become worthless and now we only use credits :D I wish for a dead Lancer Edit: Page 99 :D Edited July 22, 2014 by Jeloxale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but your pet loki switch teleports you to your death. I wish for a platinum chip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but a million other Tenno challenges you for it. I wish for more quests! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted. They are horribly buggy I wish for fish to rain on a dish on a sunny day in the middle of may when everyone is gay (meaning happy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 (edited) Granted, but then you become the new Dr. Seuss for many millennia to come. I wish I could revive any thread with a single bump. Edited July 22, 2014 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted. Bumping is now outlawed in every part of the world. I wish I could devour billy ray cyrus and obtain his mullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, your Miley Cyrus' new father. I wish for this chain to never stop for pages to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but you can never visit this thread again. I wish my Kubrow wasn't fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted. it is now anorexic. I wish my kubrow had a cute little button nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoggDog117 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Unicorns. You can't corrupt THOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 ^ Umm granted, you wish to post that in the right thread? I wish I got the Bite mod for my Kubrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 (edited) Granted, but now all your Kubrow does is bite you. I wish my Kubrow wasn't a Raksa. EDIT: Granted. it is now anorexic.-snip- That.. actually happened. O.o Edited July 23, 2014 by Knight3169 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, you get nothing. I wish for a madness warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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