TheLolzinator Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Sorry TheCrimsonTuckr, I don't know how to corrupt your post, so I'll just corrupt qwurty566's... Granted, but the faces are all incredibly beautiful and your character refuses to kill them, I wish for there to be a warframe line of action figures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, but it is actually a waistcoat banker. I wish for the void to be more economical by donating all of that excessive bling to charity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reshiram9001 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, but it's a pie that eats you I wish for all terrorism to end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, but now all the charities are gangs. I wish i could eat a potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted, your feet now has 3rd degree burns. I wish I have an unlimited amount of argon crystals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 (edited) Granted, but now Argon doesn't decay and you need Uranium Kryptonite, which decays by 50% every five minutes. EDIT: Forgot to make a wish. I wish i could remember to make wishes when i post here. Edited July 24, 2014 by Knight3169 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nantlais Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted... You forget to corrupt wishes. I wish for Lotus to be helpful. Granted, she becomes so helpful and useful she realises she no longer needs you or ANY of the other tenno, all the tenno civilians (including your tenno children) are impoverished and can no longer afford basic food. I wish for infinite plat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted. You get hacked and all your stuff is gone. I wish for Nova to be my waifu.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted, but stalker kills her on the day of your marriage when he smacked her in the head with a wine bottle. I wish that games that involves modern combat that does not involve mercenaries or terrorists, something like Ace combat does, with a few exceptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted, but stalker kills her on the day of your marriage when he smacked her in the head with a wine bottle. I wish that games that involves modern combat that does not involve mercenaries or terrorists, something like Ace combat does, with a few exceptions. Granted, but now China wants you dead. My Loki wishes he could eat his potato, instead of hiding it in his pocket forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted, but he chokes on it. I wish for Loki Prime parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reshiram9001 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, but then your account is hacked and all the parts are gone. I wish for a wish that makes a wish that makes a wish about a wish about (Wish-ception) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, but it creates a black hole that will suck you in it, no one else tho. I wish people wouldn't grant wishes but then people get hacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reshiram9001 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, but then your soul is eaten by the power of math. I wish for this wish to be wished upon a wish upon a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Staph D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. It never stops. I wish the guy above me actually made a friggen wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. Now her feet is banshee's feet. I wish that Crimsontuckr would be blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. But Vor then loses his voice. I wish Rammstein would put out a new album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, but its so awesome it makes you go insane and the remaining copies were seized by the SCP foundation due to its effects. I wish Ace Combat 7 would come out and that I would get a free copy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. The game sucks and you find out EA made it. I wish I can hear a GOOD pop song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, but due to the laws of physics being broken, you cease to exist. I wish my 'frame could harness pure, unadulterated MAD SCIENCE! Mwahaha- *choke* *cough* *cough* -Ahem. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. But your frame gets a massive rendering him/her making the frame version of the spectra. I wish my fan would by super mega powerful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, but she gives you a complimentary taser shock for no reason. I wish i had a lightsaber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, but you get pushed to your death by a padawan. I wish for a skana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xamuswing Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, but your the edge can't cut a sponge. I wish for Glass Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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