Vayde_Knyght Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 (edited) Granted; but, whoever that is, he lands on the pavement and shatters. I wish for a cookie of doom. Edited July 25, 2014 by Knight3169 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, the cookie of doom becomes a dud and is a cookie of joy. I wish for a sharpener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted, your pencil gets really sharp and you accidentally stab yourself maliciously. I wish Mirage didn't take twice as long to build as other 'frames do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted, she takes a million times longer to build than other frames do. I wish Ash had a cool looking predator style alt helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted, you have soo many Kubrows that the Space Animal Activist Enforcement takes all of your Kubrows due to numerous counts of felonies. I wish for something exciting to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted, you wish you have said that before and had loki as your profile icon. Exciting! I wish I could be more exciting. ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reshiram9001 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted, but then you break all your bones by the power of Greyskull, I wish for this wish to be an uncorruptable wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted, but you gravitate toward a red flower, and- IT'S A TRAP! I wish i could come up with a more creative wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 (edited) Granted. Your wish is so creative the world implodes. I wish all the wishes past this post were written backwards. Edited July 26, 2014 by MorteTacere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 .sdrawkcab gnihtyreve daer ot gniyrt morf enasni og uoy tub ,detnarG .sessalg ym no srorrim weivraer dah i taht hsiw I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 .thgiew rieht htiw daeh ruoy ffo sessalg ruoy llup yeht dna dezis lluf era srorrim weivraer ehT .detnarG .tac a rof hsiw I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted. It's dead. I wish the person who grants this wish would speak in leet speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 (edited) 9R4|\|73D, 17 b3(0/\/\35 700 U|\|R34D4BL3 Ph0R 50/\/\30|\|3 70 r34D 17. Translation: Granted, it becomes too unreadable for someone to read it. I wish for an adventure. Edited July 26, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evernal_ Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted, but it's a sexual adventure with a fat, ugly, redneck family that have Hepatitis F and mega Herpes. I wish anime was real, along with the necessary boob sizes bodily proportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted. Anime is now real. (Seriously, how do you corrupt a wish like that? It's anime, you're already asking for hell on earth.) I wish i had a good pocketknife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reshiram9001 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Granted, but it instantly vaporizes those who touch it or it's blade. i wish for this wish to wish for a wish... (inception wish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Granted, you have an infinite amount of wishes. I wish the servers were fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Granted, but your ISP revokes service. I wish for a palindrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evernal_ Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, but it's a fake word. (Nooblboon) I wish for the Excalibur statue DE has in their Devstreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, it does things to you in your sleep. I wish my new Kubrow will be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--FORMA-- Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, it does things to you in your sleep. I wish my new Kubrow will be awesome. And then he will poop all over his ship thinking that he is to awesome to care then Ordis will kill you and your Kubrow and your account will be deleted and everyone will forget you existed. I wish no one can corrupt my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, two people corrupt your wish together, and you end up being permanently terminally ill, but still alive. I wish that i could go back in time and stop myself from making this wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted and your past self attacks you. I wish for pie flavored pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--FORMA-- Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted and your past self attacks you. I wish for pie flavored pie And then you eat that Pie then you die from toxin damage over time. I wish I was the Stalker that was smart enough to put on good mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xhos Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, no one can stop him now as he has more than 8 slots and puts ALL Warframe mods into himself. I wish iNodjuoaujgoDfpp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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