Vayde_Knyght Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, Gibberish is now your country's official language. I wish Stalker would show up when i have actually decent weapons equipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeripheralVisionary Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, but releases deadly radiation, which nearly kills you. I wish that Adhesive would finally reopen the AUS Hawken servers so I don't have ridiculous ping whenever I play. PS: Hawken also has a game like this. Is this some coincidence, or-? Granted, but your computer dies when they do reopen. I wish for 72 imoutos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted and thy break all your stuff. I wish or a giant Kubrow mount to use in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_1302 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) Granted but a kubrow eats you I wish for 1000 platinum Edited July 28, 2014 by Ghost_1302 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeripheralVisionary Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted but you no longer have an internet connection I wish for a 1000 platinum Granted, but DE goes out of business. I wish for a cute and sexy Elin (From Tera Online). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfLord Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) Granted, but DE goes out of business. I wish for a cute and sexy Elin (From Tera Online). Granted but then she tells you that she's pregnant and you are the father. I wish for more wishes Edited July 28, 2014 by HalfLord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, but the more wishes you wish, the more they get corrupted. I wish for a chance for fallout 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. I'm still on Fallout one, so... uh, bethesda explodes and it's made by Accolade. .I wish for rof hsiw I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeripheralVisionary Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted but then she tells you that she's pregnant and you are the father. I wish for more wishes Granted. I'm still on Fallout one, so... uh, bethesda explodes and it's made by Accolade. .I wish for rof hsiw I. Granted, but you die before your wish is granted. I wish I could create a loli thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfLord Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) Granted but then you are beaten up by actual legal adult women for being a pervert. I wish I could come up with a funnier wish. Edited July 28, 2014 by HalfLord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeripheralVisionary Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, but you got space ninjaed. I wish for immortality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, but you get bored of life and wish to be dead, but the genie says no backsies. I wish I could have a cameo in warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfLord Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted you have a cameo....... as the kubrow's chew toy I wish my Kubrow had a MorteTacere chew toy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeripheralVisionary Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted you have a cameo....... as the kubrow's chew toy I wish my Kubrow had a MorteTacere chew toy. Granted, but you're Kubrow chokes and dies from it. I wish I was dominated by an ojou sama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Granted but the USA liberates the **** out of you and stuffs you with democracy and freedom. I wish that Stalin and Mao didn't screw up trying to do communism and thus giving it a bad name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Granted but it still fails. I wish for a Sydana Creation Contest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Granted, no one wins. I wish I could connect to Warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeripheralVisionary Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Granted, but you DC everytime. I wish for a lot of cute little sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluberryKnoob Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Granted, but you DC everytime. I wish for a lot of cute little sisters. Granted, but They all hate you and try to kill you. I wish for Vauban Prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfLord Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Granted, everyone in warframe has a vauban prime....... except for you. I wish I had a better profile pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Granted, but you lose all of your other profile pictures, and they all (except the one you have now) become one hundred and twenty-three million, four hundred and fifty-six thousand, seven hundred and eighty-nine times better. I wish for nine hundred and eighty-seven million, six hundred and fifty-four thousand, three hundred and twenty-one credits.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeripheralVisionary Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Granted, but since and is a decimal place, you just stated an unreal number of credits, which means you get nothing. I wish for panties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Granted, but since "for" means "death by", they kill you. I wish junkmail had free stuff in it. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, you got software viruses for free! :3 I wish for Darvo to come back and visit my junkshop once in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted he laughs at your stock calling it trash. I wish the next in game quest was out already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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