Freelancer27 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted he laughs at your stock calling it trash. I wish the next in game quest was out already Granted. Now, you must scan 500,000 threshcones to get... A potato. :3 I wish for my junkshop to be kept calling trash by the Corpus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeripheralVisionary Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but it requires you to grind for 1000 argon crystals. I wish to have a machine that captures lolis for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GholaNamedHayt Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, the machine then proceeds to grind them up and spew at the resulting sludgy mess at the most inopportune times. I wish for much beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 (edited) granted, you get alcohol poisoning after having a very small drop of it. I wish for something bad to happen. Edited July 30, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted... Ghola's beer was taken by Steve. I wished I was there first. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeripheralVisionary Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but you see what cannot be unseen. I wish Steve wouldn't pose for Calvin Klein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snrd3r Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted; he poses for Victoria's Secret. I wish I had a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 (edited) Granted, it scratches your face off. I wish cats would always stay at least fifteen feet from me. Edited July 30, 2014 by Knight3169 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted and they spew projectile furballs at you. I wish for a kitten for Knight3169 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 (edited) granted it turns into a dragon which then becomes best of friends and now you regret giving knight3169 that sweet sweet dragon morphing kitten.. I wish for something. (surprise me) Edited July 30, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_1302 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 (edited) Granted but nothing happens. I wish to go on a date with lotus Edited July 30, 2014 by Ghost_1302 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grnchtrr Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted but nothing happens. I wish to go on a date with lotus Granted, but Lotus turns out to be some hentai tentacle monster and rapes you for eternity. I wish gaben releases hl3,tf3, l4d3, and techies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zavienh5 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Dis thread doe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBurritoSlayingTaco Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but Lotus turns out to be some hentai tentacle monster and rapes you for eternity. I wish gaben releases hl3,tf3, l4d3, and techies. Granted, but the fourth and above versions will not debut. I wish for a healing factor like Deadpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zavienh5 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but the fourth and above versions will not debut. I wish for a healing factor like Deadpool. Granted, but Deadpool turned out to be a virgin and looses his powersi wish i can bbq my kubrows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBurritoSlayingTaco Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but Deadpool turned out to be a virgin and looses his powers i wish i can bbq my kubrows Granted, but you get Sand Skate pancakes to eat, and not Kubrow Steak. Sorry bud. i suddenly wish for death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zavienh5 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but you get Sand Skate pancakes to eat, and not Kubrow Steak. Sorry bud. i suddenly wish for death. Granted, but you died a tad early so god sent you back to Earth and made you die again then sent you straight to hell.I wish for a person to corruptly grant this wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted you get a cute Kubrow puppy. I wish for someone to react to something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBurritoSlayingTaco Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but you died a tad early so god sent you back to Earth and made you die again then sent you straight to hell. I wish for a person to corruptly grant this wish I actually wanted to go to hell. Heaven's over rated, seriously stop shoving religion down my throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I actually wanted to go to hell. Heaven's over rated, seriously stop shoving religion down my throat. I do not know how to respond to this statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidathe Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted you get a cute Kubrow puppy. I wish for someone to react to something Granted; they cut your head off and wear it as a hat because you were breathing funny. I wish I could create black holes of any size on a whim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfLord Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted but you don't know how to control it so a black hole the size of a minivan appears in the middle of your chest. I wish for distilled water in a sanitized glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LamaFc Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 (edited) Granted but you don't know how to control it so a black hole the size of a minivan appears in the middle of your chest. I wish for distilled water in a sanitized glass. Granted but the water itself was infected with a new strain of ebola when the person bringing it to you sneezed (unbeknownst to you) and your kidneys leak out of your anus as your liver grows teeth and chews on your spleen. I wish printer ink was free. Edited July 30, 2014 by LamaFc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 (edited) Granted, but the tax on it is double what it used to cost. EDIT: Forgot to wish again.. :| I wish my memory was good. (Oh, this is gonna be so easy to corrupt.. arrgh.) Edited July 30, 2014 by Knight3169 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted you remember every detail of everything that hss happened to you, including your birth. I wish for a new gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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