TheVerdict Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Granted, but it doesn't work. I wish the silva aegis was buffed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBurritoSlayingTaco Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I do not know how to respond to this statement. The best response to that statement is no response at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted, but it doesn't work. I wish the silva aegis was buffed. Granted, the buff is... Status Chance from 20% to 35%. In turn, No Random Crits. :3 I wish for a Stalker Dispel also work on damage debuffs on the Stalker and all our enemies near him. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted, but whenever Stalker attacks, he instead replaces every single enemy with a level 9999 clone of himself. Oh and on Extermination, it adds 100 more enemies to kill before extraction, and the attacks are 100% chance per boss kill. I wish that all the cool-looking frames aren't so irrelevant. *Cough*Nekros*Cough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Granted, they're all plain useless now. I wish for more content Gad dangit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted, the content is full of bugs and is rendered unplayable for 2 months. I wish for a Heavy Sandvich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted Heavy beats you up and takes the sandvich. I wish for a new ingame sniper rifle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted, the sniper is so cool but its aim/shooting is very Torid... (Badumtss) I wish for... a sword that can talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted, you have a gun that fires EXPLODING SWORDS! (That talks to you with ALL CAPS!) I wish for an jump rope made of entrails! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoeskioeh Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) Granted. While happily rope skipping through your backyard you get devoured by a pack of hungry kubrows. I wish for everyone who planned the project's deadlines i just got involved into at work a horrible weekend and a dead horse's head in their bed in the morning. Edited August 1, 2014 by hoeskioeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted, but they think it's a sign to shorten the deadline. I wish Neurodes dropped more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted, now the only thing that drops is Neurodes and you can't get any other resource. I wish for a new type of pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--FORMA-- Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 You get a Gorilla and it can fit in the ship with you and your stuff so it pushes you out with your stuff and flies away with the ship. I wish I was god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Granted, you become the god of Sleeping, and you do what you do best, sleeping, forever. I wish the Corpus and Grineer get their own Kubrows, so you can do Pokemon Battles with them see who's Kubrow is superior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeripheralVisionary Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Granted, but the Kubrows are equipped with broken lights. I wish to capture Elins from Tera Online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Granted, Elins dies from starvation while being captured. I wish for the user made enemy units to come out already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeripheralVisionary Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Granted, but they're so OP. I wish my sexy little Elins didn't die from starvation while being captured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airwolfen Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Granted, but they all gender swap to male the moment you captured them. I wish to have three more wishes and then the universe blows up after the third wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted, but just before your wishes can be granted, the genie explodes. I wish Halo 3: ODST got updated to finish all those easter eggs Bungie was obviously planning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted, all the Easter Eggs included are Arbiter & the Chief stand-offs talking about... The Annoying Orange. :3 Hue hue hue hue hue... I wish for pie. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airwolfen Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted. Here, have some Pi: 3.14159265359~ I wish all weapons in the world would change into Saints row dubstep guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted, the world is now peaceful. (Everyone died in horror) I wish i could control reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeripheralVisionary Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted, but you control it subconsciously. I wish for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted, but you control it subconsciously. I wish for this. Granted. But you also get this. I wish I was WAY uglier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted. But you also get this. I wish I was WAY uglier. Granted, you become this (So horrifying!) I wish for a pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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