Snydrex Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Granted, you become this (So horrifying!) I wish for a pizza. YEEESSS! THANK YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaiux Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I wish for a certain girl to notice me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted, you become this (So horrifying!) I wish for a pizza. Granted, it has all the toppings you hate on it. I wish this wish will be corrupted with a twist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I wish for a certain girl to notice me... Granted, but everyone starts teasing you about it, which makes you hate them. Granted, it has all the toppings you hate on it. I wish this wish will be corrupted with a twist. Granted, you get twisted and fell into a grinder. I wish my Computer didn't crash all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted, it now Explodes all the time. [size=1] You do not get hurt by the explosion because that's just plain morbid... [/size] I wish for an evil gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted, but the only evil act it commits is tying peoples shoes together. I wish for an apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted, good luck finding the poisonous one in an apple tree. I wish for a new roommate. Again. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted, you get Alad V and Ruk who constantly trashes your place trying to kill each other. I wish for chicken pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted the chicken is still whole, and alive, in the pie. I wish for an internet war between Grineer and Corpus supporters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted, you get caught in the crossfire and get burned alive, like the rest of the greedy milk. :P I wish for 427 rooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted, but you cannot go in them since they are all full... FOR...EV...ER! I wish for a murderous gun that has rational thinking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoeskioeh Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Granted. the gun won't shut up for a minute and you get sick of the constant knock-knock jokes. I wish for an ice-cream with strawberries and tiny little chocolate-dipped marshmellows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 (edited) Granted, its the apple of corruption. I wish for explosions. Edited August 6, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted, you got... I wish for an expandable vertex identifier just for the interesting of solving Math problems. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsack438 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 . Granted, you got... I wish for an expandable vertex identifier just for the interesting of solving Math problems. :3 Granted but you have no calculator or anything to copy or record your notes also you lose your train of thought every 3 seconds I wish for bacon prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theRCB Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 . Granted but you have no calculator or anything to copy or record your notes also you lose your train of thought every 3 seconds I wish for bacon prime Granted but you have no hands nor mouth to do anything with the bacon prime, except for stare at it and starve... I wish for the power to get laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsack438 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted but you have no hands nor mouth to do anything with the bacon prime, except for stare at it and starve... I wish for the power to get laid. Granted you have no genitals,, we are even now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted but you have no hands nor mouth to do anything with the bacon prime, except for stare at it and starve... I wish for the power to get laid. Granted, you have the power to... Lay eggs. :3 I wish for reversal of fortune. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSITH Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted, but it puts you in preemptive permanent stunlock. I want (please don't kill me...) PvP xD lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanzu Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted; Turtles are insanely quick and strong enemies which take all four Tenno to kill one out of the ten because they travel in packs. If surrounded, it is insta-death for the Tenno. I wish for unicorns in-game. Granted, but they will stab you I wish that warframe had mech suits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted, but we throw all our frames away for these mech suits and they explode when a Tenno enters one. I wish I could learn to love.... ....Warframe again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted, you fell into love with it and married the game. I wish Super B@d@ss maniacs from Borderlands 2 didn't one-shot me all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted, they just look at you to kill you all the time. I wish for a man-eating shark as a pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted, it eats the person you love the most. I wish for an antimatter hyperdrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted, it goes hyperactive, spewing antimatter everywhere. I wish for a key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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