Vayde_Knyght Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted, but your duplicate wish causes the wish genie to go berserk and summon killer fish in a dish of armor. I wish for a mirror image.egami rorrim a rof hsiw I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clock-Work Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 The fish is embedded in the dish and vice versa. In fact, it's been like this for quite awhile, and bacterial growths are prominent. Your house smells of an unwashed little girl with wet sand and seaweed clinging to her. This is reason enough for a divorce, and your significant other leaves you. You will lead a sad life with only cats to keep you company. You will die in a creaky house furnished with antiques and stuffed animal pelts. I wish for a full scholarship to a college of my choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MageMeat Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted, but Ordis is sad and suicides. T'was the other kind of ship, my good sir. The fish is embedded in the dish and vice versa. In fact, it's been like this for quite awhile, and bacterial growths are prominent. Your house smells of an unwashed little girl with wet sand and seaweed clinging to her. This is reason enough for a divorce, and your significant other leaves you. You will lead a sad life with only cats to keep you company. You will die in a creaky house furnished with antiques and stuffed animal pelts. I wish for a full scholarship to a college of my choice. Granted, the campus foundations collapse and the buildings rapidly break down. I wish for an immense cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vayde_Knyght Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Granted, you now have Cliff-Forder, the enormous crimson bovine... too bad he didn't see you there. (Let's try this wish again, and see if anyone responds this time.. :\) I wish for a mirror image.egami rorrim a rof hsiw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_1302 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 granted but you lose all future wishes i wish for a nintendo 3ds and every single pokemon game in existence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Granted the pokemon game sucks you in the game and you cannot get out until you collect all the pokemon in that game. I wish for a movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Granted but its a bad movie I wish for a PS4 thats functional and has destiny inside already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Granted, but then a Xbox fanboy comes in and wrecks it. I wish that I'm no longer bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Granted, but you become so mentally stimulated that your mind shuts down in self defense and you spend the next 47 years in a coma before dying. I wish I had no financial debt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gedden Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Granted, but you no longer own anything to have debt on. I wish Ash's Bladestorm was nerfed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aciaj613 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Granted, but now all abilities are replaced with Pre-Nerf bladestorm. I wish for a story in Warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 (edited) granted but the story is BAD i wish for 100,000,000,000 plat Edited September 12, 2014 by VyralVanKill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 (edited) granted but the story is BAD i wish for 100,000,000,000 plat granted but, the prices in the market went to an all time high rendering your plat only to be able to purchase 1 weapon slots.. I wish for a buff.. Edited September 12, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveless1s Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted but it's a boar hog sausage. I wish forma were easier to come by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yatin_117 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 (edited) Granted but now all weapons are mega nerfed I wish i had a furis prime Edited September 12, 2014 by yatin_117 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfLord Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 granted but now the furis prime does only 1 damage. .3 slash .3 puncture .4 impact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexaldem Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) granted but now the furis prime does only 1 damage. .3 slash .3 puncture .4 impact. Someone dun goof'd. :|- I wish i had the power of insanely strong smarticles. Edited September 13, 2014 by Dexaldem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Someone dun goof'd. :|- I wish i had the power of insanely strong smarticles. Granted but, Sheogorath makes you completely insane that you kill yourself because well "with great power come with great insanity" I wish for a Cheese while I'm at it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 granted but the cheese is rotten I wish for a lotus sunika thats small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yatin_117 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 granted but it commits suicide in 2 hours I wish to corrupt another persons wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotimix3 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 granted but it commits suicide in 2 hours I wish to corrupt another persons wish Granted but the person whos wish you corrupted has cancer. I wish for Excal Prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted but the person whos wish you corrupted has cancer. I wish for Excal Prime Granted, but the server rolls back and you lose your Excalibur prime. I wish for a wish in a box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, but the server rolls back and you lose your Excalibur prime. I wish for a wish in a box. Granted, but the wish in the box was the wish that you wished for the wish in the box with... so all you get is a box. I wish for a Gorgon Wraith signed by Lech Kril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 granted but lech kril smashes your head after he signs he it i wish for a real dragon nikana and glaive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Fracture8 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 (edited) Granted, but the sword is heavier than you can manage and the glaive homes in on your genitals.I wish for a black Noble M600 w/ orange trim and tint Edited September 16, 2014 by KilelrDrone492 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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