MagPrime Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Granted! But it has no engine and the previous owners let a prostitute rent it out for a year. I wish I didn't have allergies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Fracture8 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Granted, but you now require constant exposure/ingestion of those allergies to live I wish for corruption Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 granted but since you became corrupted you became a host of a nueral sentry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Granted, but you get nothing since you said no wish in the first place. I wish for God-like powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Granted, but you get nothing since you said no wish in the first place. I wish for God-like powers. Granted but someone has over-powered and defeated you because you were not specific enough of what kind of god-like power you wanted. I wish to be Jyggalag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Granted, but then the Greymarch ends. I wish for a cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Fracture8 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Granted, but as we all know an obligatory Portal reference must be made so the cake is indeed a lie. Therefore your existence in this world has become null and void. I wish for chocolate rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaikaRoku Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Granted, But black men will kill and rape every bit of your body to prevent you from eating a tiny bit of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Granted, but the lack of a wish causes you to be torn apart atom by atom. The energy has to go somewhere. I wish for weapons of mass construction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 granted but the weps are s**t and wont work I wish for all fanboys to die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) Granted but it also kills the fangirls as well causing a domino effect. I wish for Domino's Pizza. Edited October 3, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted, but it changes randomly into Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and the Animatronics kill you. I wish to pilot an Evangelion Unit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 granted but the eva became bezerk and killed you i wish for ______________ 666 THE DEVIL IS HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted, but your invocation of satan causes RNGesus to smite you where you stand. I wish for the ability to make pleasant conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted, but you can never look someone in the eyes again. I wish for enough money to get a headset that works, and is comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Fracture8 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Granted, but the volume gets louder and louder over time to the point where you become deaf. I wish for FIRE. LOTS OF FIRE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 granted but the fire destroyed everything including yourself i wish for smoked and cooked and JUICY as heck bacon bacon is life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Granted but the your bacon gets stolen by Bacon Man and his sidekick Egg Man. I wish for Fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Fracture8 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Granted, but having fun is all you can do. You get so used to your fun that when something bad happens you break down emotionally and wet your pants in front of everyone I WISH FOR THE RESURRECTION OF THIS THREAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IMainTheMains Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 [size=6]Granted, but people start writing in text size 6 for no reason. [/size] I wish people won't take long to reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sappinmahsentry Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted, but they hopefully wont reply to you. I wish you would stop necro'ing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IMainTheMains Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Wish granted, but the word "stop" changes to "continue" I wish I had 100.0x10 platinum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sappinmahsentry Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted, but platinum switches roles with primed chamber. I wish you would continue necro'ing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IMainTheMains Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted, but the words meanings change back to their originals due to confusion. I wish I had 1 ammo drum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 granted, but then all your mods are replaced with ammo drum I wish for nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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