sappinmahsentry Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 (edited) Edited February 17, 2015 by sappinmahsentry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etriia Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you get a potato that, when used, deletes your warframe account. I wish Doctor Who didn't exist. Granted, but regrettably, he went back in time and stopped your wish from being granted even before you wished it. I wish for a bottomless cup of Earl Grey tea. Edited February 18, 2015 by oldversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Night.Wolf Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Granted but the table had a hole too I wish to know what the fox says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoeskioeh Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 granted, but it's in foxish, and you do not speak/understand foxish. also, it was probably an insult. i wish for a nice, full and fresh bottle with Talisker 18, and my boss leaving early today :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Night.Wolf Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Granted but the Bottle is poisoned and the boss was leaving to call the police on you I wish senpai will notice me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted but the Bottle is poisoned and the boss was leaving to call the police on you I wish senpai will notice me granted but now he will never stop noticing you i wish for stalk senpai to nnotice me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pro4u.com Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but he won't stop appearing in all of your missions and shooting you in the face (and if you kill him he never drops anything) I wish that Lotus would bake us a cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genzaio Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but he won't stop appearing in all of your missions and shooting you in the face (and if you kill him he never drops anything) I wish that Lotus would bake us a cake Granted.. but the baked cake exploded in the oven. I wish i could wish a wish so i could wish more wishes... dawg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pro4u.com Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but your wish for a wish made the wish sentient so the wish also wanted to wish. So you wished the wish not to wish so you can wish your new wish. WISH I wish that I could spell say SUPPOSEDLY instead of saying SUPPOSEBLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) I wish that I could spell say SUPPOSEDLY instead of saying SUPPOSEBLY Granted, but you can no longer pronounce any other word properly. I wish that Lex Prime was a primary. Edited February 21, 2015 by 011100110110000101101101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pro4u.com Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but you can only use pistol mods on it, but seeing how it is a primary, will not let you use either rifle or pistol mods I wish for someone else to make a wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but you can only use pistol mods on it, but seeing how it is a primary, will not let you use either rifle or pistol mods I wish for someone else to make a wish Granted, but the wish will be terrible. I wish that the Ballistica would receive its much needed buffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluberryKnoob Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) Granted, but the wish will be terrible. I wish that the Ballistica would receive its much needed buffs. Granted, but then it will be over buffed and the forums will come and lynch you. Edited February 21, 2015 by BluberryKnoob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xhos Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but since you didn't make a wish, I'll take over. I wish I could get a Magress in Brave Frontier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pro4u.com Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but seeing as I have no idea wtf that is, i'll just have to punch it.....UNTIL IT EXPLODES I wish, I wish, upon a star, for our lord cat thulu to take me far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but you will be driven completely insane. I wish Warframe would be balanced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, everything in warframe is now a balance beam. I wish to not get burnt out on warframe so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but now you're burnt out on everything else. I wish balance beams were balanced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoof310 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 granted, but the definition of 'balanced' shifts to what we know today as 'unbalanced'. I wish for my wish of having more time to watch anime to not be corrupted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted, but everything else becomes corrupted. I wish that unbalanced beams were unbalanced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, but suddenly an elephant steps on said balanced beam. I wish that I could get the opticor jetpack the rangers have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, but it cannot fly. I wish that the Sentients would just come back already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Night.Wolf Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted but it turns out they are emo teenagers. I wish for St. Wishington to wish a wishing well to wish a wish car in a wished up car wash in Mt. Wishy to wish wishes can wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felnia Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 granted but since theres too much wish you get nothing i wish for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Night.Wolf Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted but you get epilepsy. I wish for cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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