Renegade343 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 One day, a mathematician volunteered to work, for a day, at a distribution centre just down the street that he lives in. He did his job as he was told, and at the end of the day, the manager came up to him and asked, "So, how did the day job go?". "Every stored good has been normally distributed.", the mathematician answered. I am really, really bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netheroc Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 One day, a mathematician volunteered to work, for a day, at a distribution centre just down the street that he lives in. He did his job as he was told, and at the end of the day, the manager came up to him and asked, "So, how did the day job go?". "Every stored good has been normally distributed.", the mathematician answered. I am really, really bored. Have you dedicated your life to the forums? Read a book or something if you are bored. Theres TV aswell. Oh, i forgot, theres this game called "Warframe". Its really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted September 6, 2014 Author Share Posted September 6, 2014 Have you dedicated your life to the forums? Read a book or something if you are bored. Theres TV aswell. Oh, i forgot, theres this game called "Warframe". Its really good. I am reading Howl's Moving Castle. And doing more mathematics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niryco Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) One day, a mathematician volunteered to work, for a day, at a distribution centre just down the street that he lives in. He did his job as he was told, and at the end of the day, the manager came up to him and asked, "So, how did the day job go?". "Every stored good has been normally distributed.", the mathematician answered. I am really, really bored. I once asked the french shop keeper how the fishes were distributed on the counter, you know what he said in french in english? Edited September 6, 2014 by Jacate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted September 6, 2014 Author Share Posted September 6, 2014 I once asked the shop keeper how the fishes were distributed on the counter, you know what he said in french? I have that already: https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/304703-a-mathematics-joke/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Pianoff Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Day two, I still don't get the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niryco Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I have that already: https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/304703-a-mathematics-joke/ but but.... its different D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted September 6, 2014 Author Share Posted September 6, 2014 but but.... its different D: It is still a joke about Poisson distribution, along with a hidden language joke too. Not to say that your joke is bad though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niryco Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 It is still a joke about Poisson distribution, along with a hidden language joke too. Not to say that your joke is bad though. Thank you senpai :3 It is a discrete language that only some do know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC-KonyFriedChildren Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyrn Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 yet another addition to the math jokes list... carry on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight053 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Day three. Half-Life 3 confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niryco Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Day three. Half-Life 3 confirmed. Day four, We were, left for dead :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysInc Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 ...wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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