Eldnacpeek Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) I need to get these out there: Kela De Thaym told me to get off her planet, but I sed "Na". I just got the energy lab in the clan dojo. I'm Supra excited! I can hardly Quantain my excitement! Derare a lot of weapons in there! Oh wait, you're being very spectracal. Think there aren't any weapons? Let me prova it to you. Oh wait, what the flux? I have serro evidence. The other day, I was willing enough to fight the Hyena Pack. I arrived in the room where they dwell. They noticed me, but brushed me off because they were listening to some music. They said it was a great nep-tune. Kama on guys, help me, I can't stop makemakeing puns! (Only a few will get this) The other day I was on Uranus getting ready for work. When I got there, the floor was demolished. My boss told me he planned on replacing the top layer with tyls, instead of boards. I tried to fight the infested the other day, but they were really busy. They must be swarmed with work. I was on Earth the other day to fight the Grineer, but they were also very busy. They really seemed swamped. Once, this guy comes up to me and threatens to kick my ash if I don't give him any platinum. He then proceeded to try and kill me by snapping my nek, but then I kicked him in the navs. He then sqeuaked "What the vay Hek, man?". Loki lied to me the other day. Don't trust him, he's very disarmest. Invisibility is a great ability. It makes you really low-key. Nova yelled at me the other day for-ah screw it. Does the joke even matter? I don't know what you're toxin about, Saryn is dangerous. Oh my god, the crystals from the void....AR-GON! Kril told me that he got a Gorgon Prime. I said "Are you ceres?!" Nekros is such a comedian. His jokes kill me every time. Edited January 8, 2015 by LazerSkink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X3Evanescence Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) I laughed so much my organs shattered. Edited September 11, 2014 by X3Evanescence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syntax_Terror Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 These puns were so bad they sent me into a blind rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yatin_117 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 (edited) After failing a survival I was in a cryotic state Edited September 11, 2014 by yatin_117 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 These puns were so bad they sent me into a blind rage. Please, control it with talent. Natural talent comes from the heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 These puns were so bad they sent me into a blind rage. Quit being so narrow minded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I dread reading some puns. All this hate is leaving me in despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 I dread reading some puns. All this hate is leaving me in despair. I'm sorry I lecta this happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Very nice :P But on this one... Once, this guy comes up to me and threatens to kick my ash if I don't give him any platinum. He then proceeded to try and kill me by snapping my nek, but then I kicked him in the navs. He then sqeuaked "What the vay Hek, man?". ... you could've just gone with "what Vay Hek, man?" - I'd have got it :P Me personally, I get really happy fighting mass-cloned human cyborgs. It often makes me Grin-eer to ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted September 12, 2014 Author Share Posted September 12, 2014 (edited) Very nice :P But on this one... ... you could've just gone with "what Vay Hek, man?" - I'd have got it :P Me personally, I get really happy fighting mass-cloned human cyborgs. It often makes me Grin-eer to ear. That's fine with me too. But, I hate fighting blackmarket traders in space. It corpusses me off. Edited September 12, 2014 by LazerSkink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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