Doozy84 Posted December 13, 2014 Author Share Posted December 13, 2014 Oh my god, best Warframe session ever.See the Excalibur helmet alert and I'm like "Yea sure whatever, I might build Cal again some day, radial javelin is cool."Go to mission. Spawn in through cliche ceiling grate next to RHINO PRIME SUPER HERO. Keep in mind its a low level 10-20 node, so yes, this really is MERCURY HERO level mission.RHINO PRIME SUPER HERO takes off sprinting in the wrong direction. Its a deception mission.I sigh, stop to pick up the briefcase, start heading off towards the objective, hit a 2 player door and now I'm standing there waiting for MERCURY SQUAD to double back and get on my level. Lights start flashing. Lotus be like "GTFO" G3 inc on me.RHINO HERO and friends pop the door and Leekter is there and he comes out and just starts handling business on TEAM MERCURY. He's fully leveled up to badass mode because I'm host and the G3 popped on me and I was swagged out with my tatered triple forma'd Ash, Terry Crews Steel Meridian Sobek, Glaive Prime, and tater carrier. My conclave was 967.And I'm standing there with the briefcase and... My new rank 8 snowflake detron that I just bought from the void trader this afternoon.I'm standing there in the back of the room losing my S#&$ laughing because I'm stuck holding the briefcase with my one mastery-bait gun, and the G3 are just stomping mudholes in the Mercury tryhards, and I can't even touch them with this bad joke of a snowflake weapon.I start hammering blade storm like every Ash player ever, but it doesn't slow them down. 2 teammates already down and bleeding and I can't even keep the mouse over the G3 guys to keep the LOS on them for Blade Storm again because I'm laughing to hard.Kill them all, MERCURY HEROES complaining in chat about their worthless teammates, and I don't even say anything, like, "You know, they'd have all been dead in ten seconds if you actually tried to play the game instead of boltor farming your way across Venus." But whatever, too funny, I can't spoil this cherishable moment.Finish killing all the Grineer, DON'T DROP THE BRIEFCASE BECAUSE ITS MINE NOW AND I'M KEEPING IT AS A SOUVENIR, get to extraction and I still get the stupid excalibur helmet, and a random neurode for my trouble.G3 didn't even drop any brakk parts, I don't even care. Best day ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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