SpiritSkink Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) Title Says It All. Rules are simple: Type for 2 minutes without thinking. Just let your imagination run wild. My story: I once saw a frog on a log in a hospital bed fixing the blinds in front of a window leading to Narnia, where Peter Griffin wrote the Declaration of Independence. It was across the the street from where I live that I discovered the secret of the Asgartian relationship between mouse and mouse wheel, given they destroyed Algador in a manner of discreet epicness. I then decided to take it upon my power to destroy the remnants of the Coca-Cola society because Excalibur Primius wouldn't be the one to claim the sword from the stoner's bag of magic and wonders and puppies and rainbows and blue buttons of destruction and doom. The end. Your turn. EDIT: I changed rules to 2 minutes so there'd be more hilarity. My story was 1 minute. Edited October 26, 2014 by LazerSkink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rukkhadevata. Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) wanted to do that Edited September 15, 2014 by VyralVanKill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknow99 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Without thinking for 2 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Aw dang, too many funny threads popping up in off topic today! Okay, here goes: Training for the afterlife is when you really have to contain yourself for a moment. I mean, if Jim Henson bullrushed a twickety snipper for two minutes solid.. that gives you an idea of what to expect. Meanwhile Mrs Harvey ran her oatcakes down Harley Drive to the tune of Lily the Pink, much to the dismay of mother and her carousel of weasels. Today when I get back from the slaughterhouse I'm going to invent a new time wheel that bleeps of Smarties, Michael Stevens from vSauce, and premium currency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahadaya Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I think that typing for 2 minutes without thinking would make me type alot of terrible things not allowed on the warframe forums for example swag swag swag swag swag swag as you can see i only got swag on my mind swag swag swag swag swag all things are terrilicious if only that were a word why am i doing this this is embarrasing swag swag yolo hat at this point I just started typing swears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritSkink Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 I think that typing for 2 minutes without thinking would make me type alot of terrible things not allowed on the warframe forums for example swag swag swag swag swag swag as you can see i only got swag on my mind swag swag swag swag swag all things are terrilicious if only that were a word why am i doing this this is embarrasing swag swag yolo hat at this point I just started typing swears I'll start you off, then go from there without swearing if you can: Fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritSkink Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 Without thinking for 2 minutes. I said "Type for 2 minutes without thinking" not "Type without thinking for 2 minutes". Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordMidnightX Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Meow I like cats, cats are cool, loki is awesome, bacon is awesome, bacon bacon bacon meow, cats eating bacon ooo look more bacon, looking back my mind is like empty right now because you told me to type without thinking but I have to think of something to type so how can I not think if I have to think of something to type... I like bacon, what if we made bacon out of cats so it would be like super cute yummy bacon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickelshark Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 my turn: Gofer boat ran.Gofer boat swam. gofer boat ate the tree. the goat was flying on the log of a farting rat. This is the story of my gofer mom and her tall hoop. In a land so small and flat lived a fat cat. He called himself the cow of prime and sang his song till dinner time. the cat threw out the horse that ate his lettuce car and drank his toad bomb.the cat pulled out his gun and cried a forest of potatoes and sang till his stomach broke of rust. The donkey flew into the sun and blew it up with a kiss. the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysInc Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) Saryn pastry restaurant opens to french canadians. God decides to blow up face and slap fish while eating pork buns. I iz so dum t Q.Q t Edited September 15, 2014 by JaysInc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 my turn: Gofer boat ran.Gofer boat swam. gofer boat ate the tree. the goat was flying on the log of a farting rat. This is the story of my gofer mom and her tall hoop. In a land so small and flat lived a fat cat. He called himself the cow of prime and sang his song till dinner time. the cat threw out the horse that ate his lettuce car and drank his toad bomb.the cat pulled out his gun and cried a forest of potatoes and sang till his stomach broke of rust. The donkey flew into the sun and blew it up with a kiss. the end That was - *sniff* - beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritSkink Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) Destruction of mexican food will happen at 11:55 AM on August 31st 9999 which I also forgot is the date of the final resting place of the mouse pad of Thor, the Dark Lord from Michael Sanchez' recruitment list in the 19th century. Given the circumstances are that egghead must follow the rules of bacon and kitty's dreams, I forgot how to Frame like a War from Mars given that I'm saying given too many times and using improper punctuation but I forgot the most important key: The CHROMA Key. The chroma key of chrome-ma or chromema. Chrome Ma? MY MA IS CHROME? WHO KNEW?! Edited September 24, 2014 by LazerSkink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkillo32 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I think that typing for 2 minutes without thinking would make me type alot of terrible things not allowed on the warframe forums for example swag swag swag swag swag swag as you can see i only got swag on my mind swag swag swag swag swag all things are terrilicious if only that were a word why am i doing this this is embarrasing swag swag yolo hat at this point I just started typing swears u have 666 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritSkink Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 u have 666 posts Shhhhhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implodingbanana Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Saryn pastry restaurant opens to french canadians. God decides to blow up face and slap fish while eating pork buns. I iz so dum t Q.Q t best.story.EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritSkink Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 best.story.EVER I would like to hear yours. Remember, this thread is for the hilarity :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implodingbanana Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I would like to hear yours. Remember, this thread is for the hilarity :3 im no good with stories but here it goes one day i went and jumped off a plane with my pet Moose named bob and when i jumped i saw an ihop and inside the ihop i saw santa, a fairy, the teletubies,your mom, the wiggles, and freddy all dancing to Micheal Jacksons thriller and they where eating waffles and pancakes and....stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknow99 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I said "Type for 2 minutes without thinking" not "Type without thinking for 2 minutes". Heh. Yeah but you know, I just had to, when I saw your title... I like trolling and making jokes man. You like jokes too,right? But who doesn't?! Jokes make our lifes cooler, our trip on Earth wouldn't be as fun without them. And why are we even here? Are you even sure I exist? Am I even sure I do? How can I prove it? Where the Ruk are we? Does all we do make any sense since it brings nothing to mankind? Am I crazy? What is crazyness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritSkink Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 Yeah but you know, I just had to, when I saw your title... I like trolling and making jokes man. You like jokes too,right? But who doesn't?! Jokes make our lifes cooler, our trip on Earth wouldn't be as fun without them. And why are we even here? Are you even sure I exist? Am I even sure I do? How can I prove it? Where the Ruk are we? Does all we do make any sense since it brings nothing to mankind? Am I crazy? What is crazyness? I thought you knew that I knew that you thought I was joking, but in reality, you knew I had no idea that you knew I thought I thought you knew I was joking. But, then again, you have to consider the possibility of an AERIAL ATTACK !#@ $@$#!#$@#R@#R@. The snow war ended July 33rd 2029 in the Sahara Desert after it got destroyed by Scrat from Ice Age which is impossible due to scienccccccccccccccccccccccc dirkadirk, I thought I smelled smoke-OH MY GOD, THE LIVING ROOM IS ON FIRE!!!...wait...or....is the fire ON THE LIVING ROOM DOTDOTDOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknow99 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) I thought you knew that I knew that you thought I was joking, but in reality, you knew I had no idea that you knew I thought I thought you knew I was joking. But, then again, you have to consider the possibility of an AERIAL ATTACK !#@ $@$#!#$@#R@#R@. The snow war ended July 33rd 2029 in the Sahara Desert after it got destroyed by Scrat from Ice Age which is impossible due to scienccccccccccccccccccccccc dirkadirk, I thought I smelled smoke-OH MY GOD, THE LIVING ROOM IS ON FIRE!!!...wait...or....is the fire ON THE LIVING ROOM DOTDOTDOT Okay, that one made me travel far away... Edited September 15, 2014 by unknow99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Without thinking? at all? okay, here goes. .noitaerc fo yoj eht mih gnirb I wonk ll'uoy seton eht lla daer uoy fi tub niamer lliw uoy sa thgir er'Uoy .I sa emas eht od ot decneulfni os dna ---- .yrotarbal eht ni I sa deyolpme ylneddus saw eh taht ]saw[ nam eht htiw melborp Eht ---- uoy erofeb detaes neeb sah llac eht no llacer uoy nam Eht Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Warning: sleep deprived. Once upon a time nothing happened so one guy who was really cool but also kinda sensetive and stuff decided to overcome his fears of octopusses by diving into the deep black sea right outside his house, as he lived on the beach. He dived fearlessly and promptly died due to secret agents who were having swimming lessons and got kinda carried away with the guns and stuff and that's how the world didn't get saved because the hero died right away and really I'm not that good at stories I guess. At least his unmentioned friend made it out okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritSkink Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 Without thinking? at all? okay, here goes. .noitaerc fo yoj eht mih gnirb I wonk ll'uoy seton eht lla daer uoy fi tub niamer lliw uoy sa thgir er'Uoy .I sa emas eht od ot decneulfni os dna ---- .yrotarbal eht ni I sa deyolpme ylneddus saw eh taht ]saw[ nam eht htiw melborp Eht ---- uoy erofeb detaes neeb sah llac eht no llacer uoy nam Eht "thE man you recall on the call has been seated before you ---- thE problem with the man ]was[ that he was suddenly employed as I in the labratory. ---- and so influenced to do the same as I. yoU're right as you will remain but if you read all the notes you'll know I bring him the joy of creation." Poetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 "thE man you recall on the call has been seated before you ---- thE problem with the man ]was[ that he was suddenly employed as I in the labratory. ---- and so influenced to do the same as I. yoU're right as you will remain but if you read all the notes you'll know I bring him the joy of creation." Poetic. Ever play five nights at freddy's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 fjafbwlwkdawlddlkwfwhflfvlednwakwjgivjaifjaw;djajkcnjlawngjwaldnawjldnlajvpiwajdowjdwdw;kwacjnwvk;jnvkalnawklncklawdnxwakdj;kacjak;cjawk;cjaw;kcjwa;kdmwa,.mnak.vnawkvnakmnc.am,.wmd;akcmwkacnlawkncajlvl/naklvcn/wack m/e;omokvmevlnwjknfuwhgijirjguthalvbjawnak;mdlam'ls,wal'mfmwak;vnk;anvckadnawkdnawk;dmawl;dm,awld,w'dldlwfmw'alvmeakl;vnknawk;nwdk;nawkxjawjxwxnwk;nfk;nwak;xjnak;wm';mfl'wanv;kaenvljadbvjldbvejavbudbvfklznekhienckanvkanv;akvnae;kndc;kamxal'vnea;nva;knfk;anc;kavjnao;cmalvn;anviwanv;knakbgnbjkgna'avevieahniabvjkavbrkjfvnal;naseoljviavudbudbainewojnfvoaenviabn vikn veknvoaevmaeovn aeibneainv oaevmcoaao[vawihnieavnaievnanbenainfca;kcjnklfnmbvk;a Oh. you meant type something coherent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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