PerishedFraud Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 The object of this game is to make horrible fake conspiracy theories that makes DE look evil. The theory has to have a basis, but other than that, it can be pretty much anything. The three rules: No posting theories you think are true. No acting serious. DE must not be offended in the theories directly, no calling them anything. Now then: DE made the Nyx prime helmet ugly on purpose, because they will make a refund feature that refunds only 75% of money spent. Then they will change the helmet into something that looks fine and people will buy it again, giving them 25% bonus income. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)MoRockaPDX Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 DE will remove all current RNG from Warframe, but players will have to pick frames blind(randomly). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyrn Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 DE made the Nyx Prime helmet look like a Xenomorph head because they are secretly Hollywood directors in league with 20th Century Fox trying to subliminally stir up excitement for an upcoming reboot of the Alien franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neah Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Digital Extremes is full of Digital Extremists, making sure that the Digital Extremities are always pushed to the Digital Extreme, so that they can Digitally Exterminate us all with their Digital Extremeness, both Digitally and Extremely. Don't know what I just typed, makes no sense to me either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Institute-Marksman Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 You no longer can get items to drop from mission: Everything you will ever want can only be acquired as a Login Reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megakruemel Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) DE removed RNG a long time ago. Every part you want does not drop because the part itself does not like you. Edited October 4, 2014 by Megakruemel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted October 4, 2014 Author Share Posted October 4, 2014 DE actually makes RNG detect how much plat you've spent and is modified in accord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePresident777 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) DE is building several moon bases where they will build their chicken warframe army for the purpose of unleashing their Avian Flu Technocyte upon the universe. Chicken Warframe Overlords FTW! All hail project Chuum Koh Koo Kha Choo! Edited October 4, 2014 by ThePresident777 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSI_Kryptix Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 DE is building several moon bases where they will build their chicken warframe army for the purpose of unleashing their Avian Flu Technocyte upon the universe. Chicken Warframe Overlords FTW! All hail project Chuum Koh Koo Kha Choo! Lol what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSI_Kryptix Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 DE deliberately sends stalker after me everytime I bring something noob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted October 4, 2014 Author Share Posted October 4, 2014 DE deliberately sends stalkers to attack people with a low level. it was never rng. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adaptor-Face Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 We are actually working for the skates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 This game is actually just a shell project to fund the real game "The Dev Build" which is, like, 100% more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 DE was actually going to buy PWE in order to make PWDE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwapplephobia Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Platinum's actual value is when it is 75% off, but no one realizes this and so spends dozens of dollars whenever they get 75% off platinum, when really they're getting a deal nowhere near as good as they think it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hijinks_the_turtle Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Illuminati. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeoffFromAccounting Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 (edited) inb4DEisIllumi- Illuminati. god dammit now my conspiracy: DE hates Destiny when U13 was released it was the same day that the Destiny Beta started to pry people away from Destiny and play Warframe the reasoning for this hatred is quite simply: Destiny stole the letters D and E, think about it... DEstiny IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN! A CONSPIRACY! Edited October 5, 2014 by Ninjaboy00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adaptor-Face Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 (edited) Darvo is a grineer spy, and DE is really a cloning facility for Grineer Edited October 5, 2014 by Adaptor-Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted October 5, 2014 Author Share Posted October 5, 2014 DE stands for Deus Ex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryu-hayabusa1 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 DE makes the game crash on purpose so we get U15 very "soon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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