AndreValias Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 (edited) Pre-Disclaimer: This Introduction was shamelessly copied and pasted from elsewhere. Enjoy my not-really plagiarism. It's kinda like my forumming resume, really. I am also not in any way responsible for any potential dementia developed from reading the nonsense below. Even if I wrote it. Now you must be wondering, "WHO ARE YOU, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE HERE!?", or perhaps even, "WHERE IS THE SWEETROLL!?"Before I continue, it is here! BEHOLD THE SWEETROLL. YOU THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS, HAHAH! JOKE'S ON YOU!Okay, Okay, I jest. Go on, claim your delish! GOTCHA AGAIN. HAH. YOU'RE SO THICK.What's to bet I won't do it again!? Wow, you must really want dat Sweetroll. Fine. Go ahead and take it. I've had my fun. ... Or have I? Now that we're done with that, let me continue:My name is Andre Valias. Friends call me Andre, Andy, YouScum, SillyMander, ThatGuy, and many more. Don't call me those until you at least say "RAWR~" to me first (caps sensitive, quotation marks optional!).Then I can call you a friend. (I know, shocking. How I have no friends, I don't know.)Or at least, I can call you a Level 1 Friend, anyways.BETTER DO QUESTS AND GRIND LIKE NEVER BEFORE, YEAH!? Now that I've said my name and introduced myself a little, have tea with me. -Serves you a cup of tea-Great! Moving on!More about me, I enjoy long walks along the streets (Gotcha there, you thought I was going to say beach, didn't you?), cooking, kitchening, eating (lots), drinking (water), breathing (air), running, vidyagames (Doter, SupCom, and NinjasPlayFree Warframe, yo), animoo and mangoes (animu and mangu, mostly the former doe), writing, roleplaying, drawing, listening to hot beatz, GFXing, Photoshopping, leling, trolling, trawling, possibly modding (Skyreeeeem and Obwiviiiioooooon), chatting, Skyping, YouTubing, Skewling, Skewling you guys, being awesome and hellz yeah!... I miiiiiight have missed one or two things about me, but there you go! Andre 101, Minus 75 things.If you want to find out the rest,COME. MAKE SPEAKS WITH ME.I swear, I don't bite. But I do copter slash a lot.Yeah, just come make speaks please. I have no friends. Otherwise, here's my card! Oh, no, turn it around, silly! Steam: dragonbane54 (No, you're not getting any of my nice non-existent TF2 hats.) Skype: chaeoreon (Many chats. Enjoy.) Warframe: AndreValias (Who would have guessed?) Until then, ciao?~ (Yes, It's actually over now, I swear.) Edited October 5, 2014 by AndreValias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouHaveShamedYoFamory Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 I like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukap99 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Sup m88Welcome to Warframe.Kubrow egg farming is that way.Hype trains over yonder. The void is over there.And finally a reminder. You're here forever. Enjoy your stay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crafturtoemc Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Me like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X3Evanescence Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 You like I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_OG_Slinger Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Welcome if your ever in the hood you can stop bye and use are porta-john. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkillo32 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 gif was really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreValias Posted October 5, 2014 Author Share Posted October 5, 2014 (edited) I like you Oh good! I thought I was the only one. Sup m88 Welcome to Warframe. Kubrow egg farming is that way. Hype trains over yonder. The void is over there. And finally a reminder. You're here forever. Enjoy your stay! M8. Mint. Except one thing, uh... Where'sTheBathroom. Me like it Me like it, too! You like I Possibry. What if I do? gif was really funny Martina Hill on Knallerfrauen. Do love. Do watch. Welcome if your ever in the hood you can stop bye and use are porta-john. I'll remember that! Thanks! Edited October 5, 2014 by AndreValias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagomorf Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Looks like a very communicative person. I should definetly pay some attention on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreValias Posted October 5, 2014 Author Share Posted October 5, 2014 Looks like a very communicative person. I should definetly pay some attention on you. Can I buy anything delicious with this "attention"? Wait, how much is it worth in muns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorsches Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Sup m88Welcome to Warframe.Kubrow egg farming is that way.Hype trains over yonder.The void is over there.And finally a reminder. You're here forever. Enjoy your stay! Haha, don't forget to point him in the direction of a boltor prime/amprex/synapse/soma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreValias Posted October 5, 2014 Author Share Posted October 5, 2014 Haha, don't forget to point him in the direction of a boltor prime/amprex/synapse/soma. And the loo. God knows that if I'm here forever, I'll need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlitzKilla12 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 I like u ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreValias Posted October 5, 2014 Author Share Posted October 5, 2014 I like u ;) I like u, as well! Such a fantastic letter, is it not? c: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagomorf Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 (edited) Can I buy anything delicious with this "attention"? Wait, how much is it worth in muns? Depends on how much do you put into it. Imagine someone is stalking you, but whithout dirrect contact. What will you do? Edit: U = Magnet. Don't use magnets too much, you could loose your energy;] Edited October 5, 2014 by Lagomorf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Hello there. Welcome to the forums. I hope you'll enjoy your stay, because you can never leave. It's fun here, I swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukap99 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 M8. Mint. Except one thing, uh... Where'sTheBathroom. We're men, bro. The entire world is our urinal. Or you could just pee in your Warframe, that works too. Thank RNGesus for that built in water filtration system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lama_music Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 i dont know why, but i plus one's every comment till now O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IMainTheMains Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 I like you RAWR~ YouScum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreValias Posted October 6, 2014 Author Share Posted October 6, 2014 Depends on how much do you put into it. Imagine someone is stalking you, but whithout dirrect contact. What will you do? Edit: U = Magnet. Don't use magnets too much, you could loose your energy;] Hm. I think I'd be okay with that. If I knew though, I would also be concerned for your mental safety in stalking me. Also: Oh. I'll remember that, for sure. It's always awkward when you Leroy Jencalibur into the fray, and then have no energy to perform Radial Blind. Especially when you planned to revive a squad mate. Very awkward. Hello there. Welcome to the forums. I hope you'll enjoy your stay, because you can never leave. It's fun here, I swear. Is it protocol to tell newcomers that they can't leave? Do I have to do that from now on too? Also: I don't doubt it will be fun here. I'm amused already so far. We're men, bro. The entire world is our urinal. Or you could just pee in your Warframe, that works too. Thank RNGesus for that built in water filtration system. Good point. We're the DGAF Gender for a reason, I guess! i dont know why, but i plus one's every comment till now O.O LIKE ALL THE COMMENTS. RAWR~ YouScum <3 <3 <3 That name brings joy to my heart~ Especially when it's shouted at me after I win~ <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 RAWR~ My very souls feels dirtied and tainted. But I don't mind. Welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreValias Posted October 6, 2014 Author Share Posted October 6, 2014 RAWR~ My very souls feels dirtied and tainted. But I don't mind. Welcome! Oh good, I was going to offer a polish if you wanted, but oh well! Thank you very much~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somedude1000 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 [size=8]WELCOME!!![/size] Hi dere buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreValias Posted October 6, 2014 Author Share Posted October 6, 2014 WELCOME!!! Hi dere buddy THANK YOU!!! Hiya~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APBladeX Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 These heretics deceive you. I can be the only one that likes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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