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You ACTUALLY gave us a sweet roll...

 

I am... impressed.

 

I would say 'check your sanity at the door, you will not need it' but you already did, so I won't bother.

 

Welcome to our particular brand of crazy. So... all I will say is...

 

NI!

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I Came

I Saw

I Wrecked.

Slayer 4 ever

 

#Rekt5eva

 

You ACTUALLY gave us a sweet roll...

 

I am... impressed.

 

I would say 'check your sanity at the door, you will not need it' but you already did, so I won't bother.

 

Welcome to our particular brand of crazy. So... all I will say is...

 

NI!

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Oh, and thank you. I dropped my sanity out the airlock before I came in.

 

Also: If you think getting a sweetroll was amazing, just wait and see what else I can do. ;3

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RAWRRRR! DEM GIFs so hawt!

 

Welcome to the kingdom of crazy! Enjoy your being rekt....

 

IN SPACE!

 

 

PS: thank you for that GIF. Was feeling particularly down but I saw that and fell off my chair laughing.

 

If this is a kingdom, then promptly direct me to your king!

 

Also: I'm glad that it cheered you up, it is a pretty fantastic GIF, of course!

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Uh that Gif was epic ... if you want my steam just put my forum name on steam

 

 

Also: I shaaaall do that then?

 

You sir are an incredibly awesome and positive person. i officially like you. xD

EDIT: RAWR~ xD......:|- i need to add you.

 

Mfw+when+reading+description+_074746aa79

 

Also: Do it! And then make speaks with me! Make many speaks! And then all the awesomesauce!

 

Famory is the only true king.

 

Wait, you mean that guy at the start who said he liked me? Oh good then. The true king likes me.

I'm okay with this.

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Wanted to clear things up. Physically I can't stalk you, because we're located at the different parts of the world, and eventually people never meet eachother from that far. I just wanted to express my attention to your extraordinary personality. Isn't that what you wanted?

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Pre-Disclaimer: This Introduction was shamelessly copied and pasted from elsewhere.

Enjoy my not-really plagiarism. It's kinda like my forumming resume, really.

I am also not in any way responsible for any potential dementia developed from reading the nonsense below.

Even if I wrote it.

 

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Now you must be wondering, "WHO ARE YOU, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE HERE!?", or perhaps even, "WHERE IS THE SWEETROLL!?"

Before I continue, it is here! BEHOLD THE SWEETROLL.

YOU THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS, HAHAH! JOKE'S ON YOU!

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Okay, Okay, I jest. Go on, claim your delish!

GOTCHA AGAIN. HAH. YOU'RE SO THICK.

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What's to bet I won't do it again!?

Wow, you must really want dat Sweetroll. Fine. Go ahead and take it. I've had my fun.

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... Or have I?

Now that we're done with that, let me continue:

My name is Andre Valias. Friends call me Andre, Andy, YouScum, SillyMander, ThatGuy, and many more. Don't call me those until you at least say "RAWR~" to me first (caps sensitive, quotation marks optional!).

Then I can call you a friend. (I know, shocking. How I have no friends, I don't know.)

Or at least, I can call you a Level 1 Friend, anyways.

BETTER DO QUESTS AND GRIND LIKE NEVER BEFORE, YEAH!?

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Now that I've said my name and introduced myself a little, have tea with me.

 

-Serves you a cup of tea-

Great! Moving on!

More about me, I enjoy long walks along the streets (Gotcha there, you thought I was going to say beach, didn't you?), cooking, kitchening, eating (lots), drinking (water), breathing (air), running, vidyagames (Doter, SupCom, and NinjasPlayFree Warframe, yo), animoo and mangoes (animu and mangu, mostly the former doe), writing, roleplaying, drawing, listening to hot beatz, GFXing, Photoshopping, leling, trolling, trawling, possibly modding (Skyreeeeem and Obwiviiiioooooon), chatting, Skyping, YouTubing, Skewling, Skewling you guys, being awesome and hellz yeah!

... I miiiiiight have missed one or two things about me, but there you go! Andre 101, Minus 75 things.

If you want to find out the rest,

COME. MAKE SPEAKS WITH ME.

I swear, I don't bite. But I do copter slash a lot.

Yeah, just come make speaks please. I have no friends.

 

Otherwise, here's my card!

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Oh, no, turn it around, silly!

 

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Steam: dragonbane54 (No, you're not getting any of my nice non-existent TF2 hats.)

Skype: chaeoreon (Many chats. Enjoy.)

Warframe: AndreValias (Who would have guessed?)

 

Until then, ciao?~

(Yes, It's actually over now, I swear.)

this guy is worth chatting, u should add me ingame and join my clan

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Wanted to clear things up. Physically I can't stalk you, because we're located at the different parts of the world, and eventually people never meet eachother from that far. I just wanted to express my attention to your extraordinary personality. Isn't that what you wanted?

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Yes, Yes, of course. I see now.

Oh, and I bought a nice block of chocolate with your attention, too.

Would you like some?

 

 

RAWR!

 

This is the greatest introduction ever.

 

-Salute of Awesomeness-

 

XD I loled at that intro. Funny stuffs. Please, take my upvote.

 

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Oh, and Hello! And Welcome!

 

There are more than one on these forums with the power of rainbow text. >:)

 

-catches the upvote-

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Also: Teach me the ways of gay text plz.

 

RAWR!Really funny and creative guy,I should add you,interesting and devious m8

 

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Also: I'm glad I gave that impression! That is exactly me!

 

this guy is worth chatting, u should add me ingame and join my clan

 

 

Add in-game, I can do! Join your clan, I cannot!

Got my own clan started and worked on to take care of!

But thanks for the offer~

The laugherinos are real.

 

LAUGHING RHINOS!?!?

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This guy is top notch.

 

 

You have QUITE the way with gifs don't you? You would like this thread: https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/130579-gif-thread/

 

Welcome to the forums. 

 

EDIT: Forgot to mention: Make sure to post a Gif every time you post in that thread. TRUST ME. 

 

I enjoy replying with pictures. Whoever first said that pictures are worth a thousand words, I will kiss. It is truth for me.

 

Also: I don't imagine I'll have a problem NOT posting a GIF.

 

 

RAWR!Really funny and creative guy,I should add you,interesting and devious m8

Posting gifs is now considered "creative"?

Standards must have dropped.

 

 

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Also: Clearly you haven't seen me cook.

Or roleplay.

Or draw.

Or write.

 

well its seems you are adorable so why not join us? seems i don't have friends eighter but OMG (Ms. Yololiciousexpialidopeciousness; OverlordMcGeek). why not join us and lay on the floor and pretend to be carrots?

 

How does one even carrot. I didn't even realize that was a thing.

But I am adorable, I won't dissuade you of that. You should see me when I'm in the kitchen--

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well its seems you are adorable so why not join us? seems i don't have friends eighter but OMG (Ms. Yololiciousexpialidopeciousness; OverlordMcGeek). why not join us and lay on the floor and pretend to be carrots?

 

How does one even carrot. I didn't even realize that was a thing.

But I am adorable, I won't dissuade you of that. You should see me when I'm in the kitchen--

 

Good...another.

 

btw its OMG since (O)verlord(M)c(G)eek

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well its seems you are adorable so why not join us? seems i don't have friends eighter but OMG (Ms. Yololiciousexpialidopeciousness; OverlordMcGeek). why not join us and lay on the floor and pretend to be carrots?

 

How does one even carrot. I didn't even realize that was a thing.

But I am adorable, I won't dissuade you of that. You should see me when I'm in the kitchen--

 

Good...another.

 

btw its OMG since (O)verlord(M)c(G)eek

 

I'll remember that. Do you want me to call that out to honour you or to summon you to see something I'm excited about?

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