Gestalt Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 (edited) Not sure what section this would fit in; not even sure if it's a bug/text oversight. Either way it was humorous when this alert popped up and whether it's intentional or if not, I hope DE keeps it in. Who knew? Apparently the infested can be quite bureaucratic, with all their infested red tapes and TPS reports and their daily biomass assimilation meetings. Edited January 12, 2013 by Gestalt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifted Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Mentlegen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manjaro Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 (edited) Apparently the infested can be quite bureaucratic, with all their infested red tapes and TPS reports and their daily biomass assimilation meetings. Well, being infected by a hive-minded biotechnical parasite can be conservative, I would assume. And there we are, refusing their services of becoming one with our flesh and bind us to their will to spread their DNA progenative across the universe. How dare we! Being all unorganized and unprofessional with our acrobatics and mastery of Gun and Sword, and our beatnick colorful combat armor-plated biosuits! The nerve of some Tenno... Edited January 12, 2013 by Manjaro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapmaster5000 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Please say it's not a bug, this is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AutoexecDayly Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 My word! You dare challenge on of the few gentlemen who keep the Infected people not running amock? Good sir, I challenge you to a duel! Name the location and time for this glorious moment of battle... xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swizzlestix Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The beauty of a world crafted by RNG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kfoolu Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 This just made my day :') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volume Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 My word! You dare challenge on of the few gentlemen who keep the Infected people not running amock? Good sir, I challenge you to a duel! Name the location and time for this glorious moment of battle... xD Maybe if/when the game mechanic is in place ;P Either way I love this OP and want to alter some screenshots of infested and give them some top hats and cigars and suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AutoexecDayly Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Agreed, my good lad :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
direcyphre Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Well then he definitely needs a fleshy tie and collar to be a proper bureaucrat! And instead of deafening us with political white noise, spores spew out of his mouth just like a real politician! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcalane Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 They also have munitions officers/etc. etc. which I find highly implausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix_Rising Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 From my scientific point of view, I think that that Infested Bureaucrat is actually a pretty necessary job in the Infested society. The Infested are perpetually expanding, and one has to agree that there must be many lesser hive-minds around so they can control the needs of ever-growing society by installing some bureacracy. I think that the Infested Bureaucrat was there to expand bureacracy so that it can meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy. ...dafuq did I just say??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted January 19, 2013 Author Share Posted January 19, 2013 From my scientific point of view, I think that that Infested Bureaucrat is actually a pretty necessary job in the Infested society. The Infested are perpetually expanding, and one has to agree that there must be many lesser hive-minds around so they can control the needs of ever-growing society by installing some bureacracy. I think that the Infested Bureaucrat was there to expand bureacracy so that it can meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy. ...dafuq did I just say??? LOL, sounds pretty bureaucratic to me. You can be our head Tenno Bureaucrat, make Lotus file redundant DMV requests to contest all her illegal parking tickets she got during all those extractions. Have her run around in circles, so she doesn't always bother us with those pesky "oh this just got interesting, there's an orokin artifact..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 The return of the Infested Bureaucrat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theangelbelow88 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) I managed to get a screenshot of him! Edited March 7, 2013 by theangelbelow88 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted March 7, 2013 Author Share Posted March 7, 2013 I managed to get a screenshot of him! LOLOL. Caught in the act (of being bureaucratic). Look at those nice, messy shirt and tie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theangelbelow88 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) "We will begin our operation of assimilating the cosmos! as soon as the paperwork is processed and approved." Edited March 7, 2013 by theangelbelow88 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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