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I Have To Wonder, When Is Darvo's Birthday?


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 Bet he goes to a strip joint to celebrate. Just seems likely.

 

 Now I wanna know what a Corpus strip joint looks like. 

 

 inb4 the place is called 'LEGS' and has a ton of dancing Moa in stockings.

xD

Upvote for you sir.

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If we're throwing a party I'll bring Mirage and the light show.

Discoballs everywhere and only the freshest hits in the solar system!

All funded by The Corpus of course.

 

*ding*

The Corpus: The friendliest merchants in Sol 

"Because profit  family matters"

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 Bet he goes to a strip joint to celebrate. Just seems likely.

 

 Now I wanna know what a Corpus strip joint looks like. 

 

 inb4 the place is called 'LEGS' and has a ton of dancing Moa in stockings.

 

And HAS to have the GentleMoa serving drinks at the bar.

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Tomorrow

:3

If only xD

 

 Bet he goes to a strip joint to celebrate. Just seems likely.

 

 Now I wanna know what a Corpus strip joint looks like. 

 

 inb4 the place is called 'LEGS' and has a ton of dancing Moa in stockings.

I heard the MOAs can get steamy. And the sounds they make while they're at it...

 

 

I heard that his getting married to some fancy Corpus woman as a birthday gift.

Inb4 he asks us to take him away from the altar

 

 

Knowing you, i suspect there might be some naughty stuff involved on his birthday party. :)

He'll be blown away for sure, that's a guarantee. >u>

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