Blackout751 Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 (edited) You're probably wondering "who the f*** is Gorgon Jesus?" and you'd be right to think that. Allow me to introduce you. This is Gorgon Jesus. I, Oberon, am Gorgon Jesus' High Priest. I am become Death, a Destroyer of Worlds. Gorgon Jesus is the deity present whenever you wield a Gorgon. When you equip it, Gorgon Jesus smiles upon you. Each rank of your Gorgon is a new rank in the church of Gorgon Jesus. "But your Excellence, my High Priest, how does one obtain these ranks?" you'll be asking. "Well now, my dear initiate, allow me to explain," I'll say. "The Origin System is full of those who believe in a different god than we. They may believe in the Lotus, Profit or the Queens. But we are the one true religion as our deity is always among us. Show them this. Ask them where their god is when you press Gorgon Jesus into their face masks. When you pull the trigger, they will hear the word of Gorgon Jesus." Have you accepted the word of Gorgon Jesus, our lord and saviour, into your life, my good Lancer? What if they don't want to accept Gorgon Jesus? Well, I'm afraid they have no choice. Aim Gorgon Jesus at them, pull the trigger and they will join him. If you are a High Priest like I, we are a boon to Tenno cells across the system. Smite them with the power of Gorgon Jesus! You will burn with Supra-tan in Kubrow Hell, unbeliever! Bring Judgement Day upon non-believers of Gorgon Jesus! BUUUURN. Share the blessing of Gorgon Jesus with your allies! Emergency heals, sponsored by Gorgon Jesus. Gorgon Jesus is inside us all. Use him. The manliest thing ever! Explosions! Gorgon Jesus! Oberon-- wait, what? The only thing manlier is Rhino with Gorgon Jesus! Become 10x more attractive to ANYONE by wielding Gorgon Jesus! I don't know why I made this thread. I was bored. Probably came from me using Gorgon for the first time and loving the way it worked, then remembering that video about "Mormon Jesus". Great video, that. Anyway. I hope you turn from the Way of the Rhino or the Church of Booben, to join Gorgon Jesus. Always remember... Edited October 12, 2014 by Blackout751 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ArjunHarikumar Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 rhino be lulzing jk awesome post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIDESTRE4M Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 What the what... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IIIDevoidIII Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Moved to a more appropriate section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkyPygmy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Supra is the one true god, blasphemer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayamiss Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I don't have gorgon wraith :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scavenge Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Gorgon Jesus sounds like some fake Jesus, probably is Conchita Wurst, dun dun dun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnProdman Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I don't have gorgon wraith :( You're not missing much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scavenge Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Either way the real Jesus is the best thing to ever happen to my life and I'm dead serious and I may be considered crazy but that's just fine xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)NearlyDedicated Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 ALL HAIL GORGON JESUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogractor Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Supra is the one true god, blasphemer! Purge the heretic! All hail Supra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scavenge Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Ever wondered why there's no RNGmuhammad or Gorgon muhammad? Or no TV show mocking muhammad (with the sole exception of Southpark).Exactly because demons don't trash their own, dun dun dun...And now I'll stop or people will call me a hater for they don't understand :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnat6 Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I don't have gorgon wraith :( Considering its around braton prime levels of effectiveness you are really not missing much. Supra is the one true god, blasphemer! All hail the mighty supra no seriously I can't stand using the gorgon but the supra just feels right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkyPygmy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Purge the heretic! All hail Supra! Feldron for the feldron throne!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkyPygmy Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Considering its around braton prime levels of effectiveness you are really not missing much. All hail the mighty supra no seriously I can't stand using the gorgon but the supra just feels right. Supra is love, Supra is life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalenath Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 (edited) Supra is love, Supra is life. For the LAZORS! (And no, the red bolts are NOT intended to try to mock Red Text. it just happened that way. Really...) Edited October 12, 2014 by Kalenath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout751 Posted October 12, 2014 Author Share Posted October 12, 2014 Gorgon Jesus is the one true deity of Warframe, you Supra-loving spawns of Sargas-Satan! Your 'pewpew' guns cannot compare to the majesty of the sound of Gorgon fire and its epic design! Take one look at Corrupted Gunners - they are the real bringers of death, not your pathetic Corpus Techs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prany Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Oh my god, religious talk and nemadropping Jesus. Lock this thread before it burns down entire forums! Joking ofc... for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout751 Posted October 12, 2014 Author Share Posted October 12, 2014 Oh my god, religious talk and nemadropping Jesus. Lock this thread before it burns down entire forums! Joking ofc... for now. Never fear. We are both civilised churches - we take any quarrels to Conclave matches, so the winner may prove their weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouHaveShamedYoFamory Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 (edited) I made a supra Christ post a while back but it got deleted, this dude makes a similar post and it doesn't get deleted :/ Not fair Edited October 12, 2014 by YouHaveShamedYoFamory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechaTails Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 (edited) After they took away the recoil from the Supra and made it feel like it's shooting twizzlerz, I'm converting to Gorgonism. Smite the wicked with the power of Gorgon Jesus! Edited October 12, 2014 by DarkTails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virt Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Look at all of these Supra conspirators. THEY SHALL BURN BY THE HAND OF MY GORGON WRAITH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo3602 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 (edited) Now if only joining the church of Gorgon Jesus would let you craft Twin Gorgons. Edited October 13, 2014 by Neo3602 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout751 Posted October 13, 2014 Author Share Posted October 13, 2014 I made a supra Christ post a while back but it got deleted, this dude makes a similar post and it doesn't get deleted :/ Not fair You sure it was deleted, not moved? Maybe it's because your post was about the Supra, and no-one likes Supra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogractor Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 no-one likes Supra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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