FaerieBanshee Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 My Warframe battle-buddies have had enough. I am incurable. There is no remedy. The issue? I suffer from Leeroy Jenkins disorder. "What is that?", you may ask. Well, to put it simply, you charge ahead where no sane person would be willing to tread. Your logical mind understands that charging into a room filled with high level enemies when you have no energy and a squishy frame is a bad idea. Your body understands that. Your soul understands that. But... YOU DO IT ANYWAY. This is shortly followed by you being incapacitated within a few microseconds. See that Ancient Disruptor over there? Or that Corpus Tech in the corner? Or even that lowly Butcher behind you? Yeah... THEY GOT YOU GOOD. And you knew it was going to happen. The second you opened that door. Duck and cover with gunfire? Pah, that's for casuals. Charging straight in with the intention of meleeing that Toxic Ancient Eximus surrounded by a bazillion infested is the dumbest thing you've ever heard of. But, you did it. And you failed miserably. You're on the ground. Your friends desperately try to save you. One by one, they fall. Your friends are understandably annoyed at you after you failed that mission. Angry, even. Understandable, really. Because it was the 1295th time you've done that. They've lost so many revives. Not because they were careless. Because they were trying to save your &#!. Your logical mind understands. You won't do it again. You're running down a corridor. Your friends are way behind you again. You carefully check what's on the other side of that door at the end of the corridor. There's 20+ Napalms and Bombadiers waiting for you with a sizeable retinue of mooks to cover them. You know what to do. Snipe them off. Nuke them with your powers. Be clever and logical. You can do it. But you don't. And so the vicious cycle continues. This is Leeroy Jenkins Disorder. Please donate 200 nano spores. You can make a difference to those who need it. liek if u cri errytiem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawGritz Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooy JeeeeeenkinS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Absolom_ Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 *donates 999999 nanospores* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenutReaper Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Only 200, can I donate more? PLEASE LET ME DONATE MORE. Edited October 22, 2014 by PenutReaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Yup this is me. I know I should stay in the snowglobe, but beating things to death with the Kogake in T4 missions is so much more FUN! Leroy Jenkins indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostSwordsman Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 *gives all the nanospores* Also, thanks for the laugh. :D Inb4 moved to off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IIIDevoidIII Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Moved to a more appropriate section. Inb4 moved to off topic. Nooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Child Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I never knew there was a name for my affliction but I have all of the symptoms. I will rally my clan and we will all donate as many nano spores as we can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yetanotherunoriginalname Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) It happened to me a few times,but only when I had some good music playing in the background. Thank you for the laugh. * Bows humbly,and hands over his nano spores. Good luck mates :) Edited October 22, 2014 by yetanotherunoriginalname Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexaldem Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) This is something I do myself. It is very fun. xD EDIT: OH! Nano spores. Here you go, kind sir. *donates 9001 Nanospores* Edited October 22, 2014 by Dexaldem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anatolius Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I get a little full of myself as Loki get caught up in the fray and DIEWe all just laugh it off as they revive me and go into hardcore clutch to prevent the pod from being destroyed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sharp_Demonologist Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Oh finally a name for all those derp Rhino/Prime Players. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurrumitsumi Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 liek if u cri errytiem i luv u 5eveeeer!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Ahhh Leeroy Jenkins Disorder, I have that too :3 Meleeing Phorid when it was still in Naeglar and I wasn't even a Rhino, guess how many times my friends had to revive me. And also melee Lephantis and Stalker and G3 But as the great Hawkeye Gough once said "What is bravery without a dash of recklessness." TAKE MY 100K NANO SPORES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VampirePirate Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 How did you come up with Leeroy Jenkins as the name? Who is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 How did you come up with Leeroy Jenkins as the name? Who is that? http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/leeroy-jenkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentCircle Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Let's start a lava bucket challenge for it. Edited October 22, 2014 by SilentCircle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Let's start lava bucket challenge for it. QUICK, TO THE CORPUS GAS STATION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Whenever I see a Grineer heavy or Infested Ancient, I feel this irresistible urge to just run in and give them a jump slide kick to the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_T_Shoot Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) In City of Heroes a similar condition was known as Scrapperlock. Where (usually) the DPS melee types (Scrappers) would just attack relentlessly with no regard to the safety of self or team. Kind of an "in the zone" mindset that happens even in Warframe, especially in survivals. You get a rather murderous rhythm going and it just takes over. Edited October 22, 2014 by Don_T_Shoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexaldem Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Whenever I see a Grineer heavy or Infested Ancient, I feel this irresistible urge to just run in and give them a jump slide kick to the face. And this, mentlegens, is how you fly-kick your way to victory. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scryed Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 My Warframe battle-buddies have had enough. I am incurable. There is no remedy. The issue? I suffer from Leeroy Jenkins disorder. "What is that?", you may ask. Well, to put it simply, you charge ahead where no sane person would be willing to tread. Your logical mind understands that charging into a room filled with high level enemies when you have no energy and a squishy frame is a bad idea. Your body understands that. Your soul understands that. But... YOU DO IT ANYWAY. This is shortly followed by you being incapacitated within a few microseconds. See that Ancient Disruptor over there? Or that Corpus Tech in the corner? Or even that lowly Butcher behind you? Yeah... THEY GOT YOU GOOD. And you knew it was going to happen. The second you opened that door. Duck and cover with gunfire? Pah, that's for casuals. Charging straight in with the intention of meleeing that Toxic Ancient Eximus surrounded by a bazillion infested is the dumbest thing you've ever heard of. But, you did it. And you failed miserably. You're on the ground. Your friends desperately try to save you. One by one, they fall. Your friends are understandably annoyed at you after you failed that mission. Angry, even. Understandable, really. Because it was the 1295th time you've done that. They've lost so many revives. Not because they were careless. Because they were trying to save your @$$. Your logical mind understands. You won't do it again. You're running down a corridor. Your friends are way behind you again. You carefully check what's on the other side of that door at the end of the corridor. There's 20+ Napalms and Bombadiers waiting for you with a sizeable retinue of mooks to cover them. You know what to do. Snipe them off. Nuke them with your powers. Be clever and logical. You can do it. But you don't. And so the vicious cycle continues. This is Leeroy Jenkins Disorder. Please donate 200 nano spores. You can make a difference to those who need it. liek if u cri errytiem See you go in all Leeeeeeroy Jenkins, and get incapacitated. See with me I go in all AFRONEY!!!!!, wrekt face and only have my shields drop, and have to rez my team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azawarau Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I also have this disorder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquirmyBurrito Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I personally know someone named Leeroy Jenkins. Every time someone makes this joke I think of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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