---RNGesus--- Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 (edited) I am the reason for your back pain, Hours of grinding with no gain, Giving rare rewards on rare basis, Behold the RNG crisis. . . . Yes it is me! The ---RNGesus--- himself :p . Happy to meet you all (^o^)/ Edited October 30, 2014 by ---RNGesus--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radford_343 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 (edited) Sorry, I'm an atheist. But hi! _o/ Edited October 29, 2014 by Radford_343 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 You bastard. WHERE'S MY NYX PRIME?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
direcyphre Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 You're some guy who puts a lot of hyphens in their name. /golfclap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anatolius Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 You're some guy who puts a lot of hyphens in their name. /golfclap you beat me to the punch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armouredhunter Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Hmmm... To take out the pitchforks or the lambs for sacrifice? Such a dilemma. If I do this sacrifice will I get the Elytron harness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temmron Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Hmmm... To take out the pitchforks or the lambs for sacrifice? Such a dilemma. If I do this sacrifice will I get the Elytron harness? Nah lets get the pitchforks Hes the reason that harness doesnt drop Btw i have 18 hydroid chassis and 0 helmets or systems hmmm maybe someone should adress that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakharon Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 (edited) INB4 account name gets changed by DE cause of uptight people complaining about it Edited October 29, 2014 by Zakharon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundervision Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 (edited) So, uhm, there's a question for our God. Have you received my donation? (I sent a virgin Nova) Now, here's what i need: Orokin Catalyst BP from Daily Rewards (DRs). Forma or Forma BP from DRs. And your blessing for Void drop. P.s. and, of course... Praise the RNGesus! \[т]/ Edited October 29, 2014 by Spectre-Agent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ordel Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I'll take my second Hikou Prime pouch now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobunigun Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Nah lets get the pitchforks Hes the reason that harness doesnt drop Btw i have 18 hydroid chassis and 0 helmets or systems hmmm maybe someone should adress that 14 Hydroid helms, 2 systems, 0 chassis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 14 Hydroid helms, 2 systems, 0 chassis 3 runs, one chassis, one systems, one helmet. Praise RNGsus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinseyoku Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 WHERE IS MY HYPERION THRUSTERS!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GottaGoFast Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 You're not the Juggernaut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout751 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Thanks for the Despair and Hate drops in a row, RNGesus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 WHERE IS MY HYPERION THRUSTERS!?!?!? With that Locust Drone over there! No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one. *37 years later* Or that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinryusai Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I am the reason for your back pain, Hours of grinding with no gain, Giving rare rewards on rare basis, Behold the RNG crysis. . . . Yes it is me! The ---RNGesus--- himself :p . Happy to meet you all (^o^)/ I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for bribe, I can tell you I don't have platinum, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me have what I want, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 So, uhm, there's a question for our God. Have you received my donation? (I sent a virgin Nova) Now, here's what i need: Orokin Catalyst BP from Daily Rewards (DRs). Forma or Forma BP from DRs. And your blessing for Void drop. P.s. and, of course... Praise the RNGesus! \[т]/ It's common knowledge that RNG doesn't accept virgins. It wants the soul of your first born warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundervision Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 It's common knowledge that RNG doesn't accept virgins. It wants the soul of your first born warframe. Ohcrap, seems like my information is outdated. Daaawww D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synville Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Uhm... who are you exactly? Please repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxramus Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 He is RNGesus, our lord and savior who I have sacrificed my starting warframe of loki to. I would like: Bo-prime Handle Brakk parts Detron parts Praise RNGesus! \0>0/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---RNGesus--- Posted October 30, 2014 Author Share Posted October 30, 2014 OMG! I just slept for 4 hours and so many replies o_O ... replying to everyone one by one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---RNGesus--- Posted October 30, 2014 Author Share Posted October 30, 2014 Sorry, I'm an atheist. But hi! _o/ Hi ya Radford. Doesn't matter if you are an atheist, RNGesus is no hater xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---RNGesus--- Posted October 30, 2014 Author Share Posted October 30, 2014 You bastard. WHERE'S MY NYX PRIME?!?!? It is in the depths of the void, child. You must look for it more (pss...I farmed 15 sets myself :3 ) You're some guy who puts a lot of hyphens in their name. /golfclap Aye Sir! We are some of the people who likes to stay on top of the list Hmmm... To take out the pitchforks or the lambs for sacrifice? Such a dilemma. If I do this sacrifice will I get the Elytron harness? Don't. Even the RNG haven't succeeded in farming it yet :/ So, uhm, there's a question for our God. Have you received my donation? (I sent a virgin Nova) Now, here's what i need: Orokin Catalyst BP from Daily Rewards (DRs). Forma or Forma BP from DRs. And your blessing for Void drop. P.s. and, of course... Praise the RNGesus! \[т]/ I think someone already answered what I was going to say :3 I'll take my second Hikou Prime pouch now. Of course, Sir! Just do 61 more T1C runs like I did. WHERE IS MY HYPERION THRUSTERS!?!?!? Neptune Archwing Sabotage. Kill everything but carriers and farm it for 90 minutes for locust drones. Took me that much time to get the mod ^^ . Thanks for the Despair and Hate drops in a row, RNGesus! You are welcome xD I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for bribe, I can tell you I don't have platinum, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me have what I want, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you. OMG!!! (◎ 。 ◎) Uhm... who are you exactly? Please repeat. Just a regular player like everyone else who loves to farm alot, play a lot and have fun a lot. (........I visited crescent moon dojo last day (`ω´) He is RNGesus, our lord and savior who I have sacrificed my starting warframe of loki to. I would like: Bo-prime Handle Brakk parts Detron parts Praise RNGesus! \0>0/ And you shall get them by farming in T4 ext, G3 & Zanuka! You have my blessings :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djangofett Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Imposter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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