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Hmmm... To take out the pitchforks or the lambs for sacrifice? Such a dilemma. If I do this sacrifice will I get the Elytron harness?

Nah lets get the pitchforks

Hes the reason that harness doesnt drop

Btw i have 18 hydroid chassis and 0 helmets or systems

hmmm maybe someone should adress that

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So, uhm, there's a question for our God.

 

Have you received my donation? (I sent a virgin Nova)

Now, here's what i need:

Orokin Catalyst BP from Daily Rewards (DRs).

Forma or Forma BP from DRs.

And your blessing for Void drop.

 

P.s. and, of course... Praise the RNGesus! \[т]/

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I am the reason for your back pain,

Hours of grinding with no gain,

Giving rare rewards on rare basis,

Behold the RNG crysis.

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Yes it is me! The ---RNGesus--- himself :p . Happy to meet you all  (^o^)/

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for bribe, I can tell you I don't have platinum, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me have what I want, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

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So, uhm, there's a question for our God.

 

Have you received my donation? (I sent a virgin Nova)

Now, here's what i need:

Orokin Catalyst BP from Daily Rewards (DRs).

Forma or Forma BP from DRs.

And your blessing for Void drop.

 

P.s. and, of course... Praise the RNGesus! \[т]/

It's common knowledge that RNG doesn't accept virgins.

 

It wants the soul of your first born warframe.

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You bastard. WHERE'S MY NYX PRIME?!?!?

It is in the depths of the void, child. You must look for it more  (pss...I farmed 15 sets myself :3 )

 

You're some guy who puts a lot of hyphens in their name.

 

/golfclap

Aye Sir! We are some of the people who likes to stay on top of the list 


Hmmm... To take out the pitchforks or the lambs for sacrifice? Such a dilemma. If I do this sacrifice will I get the Elytron harness?

Don't. Even the RNG haven't succeeded in farming it yet :/

 

So, uhm, there's a question for our God.

 

Have you received my donation? (I sent a virgin Nova)

Now, here's what i need:

Orokin Catalyst BP from Daily Rewards (DRs).

Forma or Forma BP from DRs.

And your blessing for Void drop.

 

P.s. and, of course... Praise the RNGesus! \[т]/

I think someone already answered what I was going to say :3

 

I'll take my second Hikou Prime pouch now.

Of course, Sir! Just do 61 more T1C runs like I did.

 

WHERE IS MY HYPERION THRUSTERS!?!?!?

Neptune Archwing Sabotage. Kill everything but carriers and farm it for 90 minutes for locust drones. Took me that much time to get the mod ^^ .

 

Thanks for the Despair and Hate drops in a row, RNGesus!

You are welcome xD

 

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for bribe, I can tell you I don't have platinum, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me have what I want, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

OMG!!!  (◎ 。 ◎)

 

Uhm... who are you exactly? Please repeat.

Just a regular player like everyone else who loves to farm alot, play a lot and have fun a lot. (........I visited crescent moon dojo last day (`ω´)

 

He is RNGesus, our lord and savior who I have sacrificed my starting warframe of loki to.

 

I would like:

Bo-prime Handle

Brakk parts

Detron parts

 

Praise RNGesus! \0>0/

And you shall get them by farming in T4 ext, G3 & Zanuka! You have my blessings :3

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