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You Know Who I Am, Don't You? :3


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Yup, I have met you in-game before. Corporeally once, incorporeally a thousand.

 

You are the reason I got my first Fever Strike only after 900 hours of playing.

The reason whenever I run Vault Hunts it's my key the one that gets picked... four times in a row, six times out of nine.

The reason I got a kubrow egg after popping only 10 dens... and then had to pop 70 for the next one.

The reason I randomly incubated a Lotus Raksa.

The reason I get 75% discounts more than twice a month, and sentinel XP the rest of the time.

The reason I excavated Odonata's wings, harness and systems in only three extractors on my first try in the Archwing quest.

The reason I don't bother with Primes and the only one I own is the Boar.

 

I am forever resigned to being a toy for your fickle whims. Hallowed be thy name.

Thanks for all the positive appreciations (*≧∀≦)ゞ .........for the rest, that's how the game works w(°o°)w

 

Oh I finally come to greet the being behind my torment, and the reason why it took me 10 hours to farm Gleaming Talon from start to finish. I see through your sorcery RNGesus, and I only slightly approve.

 

Now gimmeh more rare mod drops please :3

At least you got yours from 10 runs >.> ...... I did thousands of runs & still it never dropped! Then, the holy "Back to school" alerts arrived to save me. Congrats though :3

More rare drops will be always there............rarely :3

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You... you're the reason I had to go through 8 straight hours of Tower IV Survival for a single Loki Helmet! Get over here, I want a "hug"...

Finding it really hard to believe since leaderboards never showed anyone with 8h record in T4S @.@ .... but Congrats! since you got what you wanted.

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I'm coming for you. 

Whether it takes a year, or two.

Hear me out,

Everyday I pray, 

But the mere amount,

Of gear that comes my way is fillin' my brain with doubt.

I'm about to start stomping,

Shouting, screaming - hell I've packed my weapons I'm walkin',

Where do you live? I'll stalk you out,

Filled with Hate, Dread, and Despair, about to tear my hair out,

I'm feeling despondent,

Barely now reason to keep talking,

Watch out, watch your back, better get you guards man,

'Cause [size=1]I brought John Prodman[/size]

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I'm coming for you. 

Whether it takes a year, or two.

Hear me out,

Everyday I pray, 

But the mere amount,

Of gear that comes my way is fillin' my brain with doubt.

I'm about to start stomping,

Shouting, screaming - hell I've packed my weapons I'm walkin',

Where do you live? I'll stalk you out,

Filled with Hate, Dread, and Despair, about to tear my hair out,

I'm feeling despondent,

Barely now reason to keep talking,

Watch out, watch your back, better get you guards man,

'Cause I brought John Prodman

John Prodman...

 

"I fear no man. But that...THING....it scares me."

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I'm coming for you. 

Whether it takes a year, or two.

Hear me out,

Everyday I pray, 

But the mere amount,

Of gear that comes my way is fillin' my brain with doubt.

I'm about to start stomping,

Shouting, screaming - hell I've packed my weapons I'm walkin',

Where do you live? I'll stalk you out,

Filled with Hate, Dread, and Despair, about to tear my hair out,

I'm feeling despondent,

Barely now reason to keep talking,

Watch out, watch your back, better get you guards man,

'Cause I brought John Prodman

Holy Shiet o.O ... I am so dead now

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"RNGesus, I ask of two simple, humble requests. That the accursed Three Stooges appear whilst I'm not leveling my gear, and that they shalt drop the Brakk blueprint and Receiver.

I offer this as a return."

Huge supply trucks start appearing as far as the eye can see, pulling up and dumping several tens of thousands of Alloy Plates.

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"RNGesus, I ask of two simple, humble requests. That the accursed Three Stooges appear whilst I'm not leveling my gear, and that they shalt drop the Brakk blueprint and Receiver.

I offer this as a return."

Huge supply trucks start appearing as far as the eye can see, pulling up and dumping several tens of thousands of Alloy Plates.

I wish the bp and parts of brakk were tradable TwT ..... I already have mine and another set ready. Grinners have always disobeyed the system and this will take a while......in the meantime console yourself by looking at this, you will have same thing in your foundry some day..soon!

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