Game Of Death: The Next Update

[pitermurdock]

Probably some of the best idea ever given to DE.

 

Make a Warframe based on Bruce Lee's theme, of course, it has to have his yellow jump suit. And don't forget the new set of melee weapons:

1. A pair of nunchucks, probably from tenno craftsmanship.

2. A chest-hair ripping claw, capable of depilating Chuck Norris.

New tileset: forgotten grinner bases on earth where the Old China was, and throw the typical sanctuary.

 

If this thread belongs elsewhere, please take it. Bruce Lee's memories deserves the best of places in the forums :D

Edited November 7, 2014 by Muitopedrinho

[Miyamoto_Doraku]

Probably some of the best idea ever given to DE.

 

Make a Warframe based on Bruce Lee's theme, of course, it has to have his yellow jump suit. And don't forget the new set of melee weapons:

1. A pair of nunchucks, probably from tenno craftsmanship.

2. A chest-hair ripping claw, capable of depilating Chuck Norris.

New tileset: forgotten grinner bases on earth where the Old China was, and throw the typical sanctuary.

 

If this thread belongs elsewhere, please take it. Bruce Lee's memories deserves the best of places in the forums :D

 

... 2 doesn't make any sense Chuck Norris isn't is the game yet.

 

Nunchucks might be fun though. 

[(PSN)Strifedecer]

Please. Limbo was bad enough.

[lianjifei]

SO we should have a warframe with dodge skill? like give the frame 20 sec for dodging all range attacks and move faster?

 

I always love melee staff. 

[fatpig84]

It better look like these....

 

[Silhyth]

... 2 doesn't make any sense Chuck Norris isn't is the game yet.

 

Nunchucks might be fun though. 

Chuck Norris is everywhere he's the Master of the Universe

[DSpite]

Probably some of the best idea ever given to DE.

 

Make a Warframe based on Bruce Lee's theme, of course, it has to have his yellow jump suit. And don't forget the new set of melee weapons:

1. A pair of nunchucks, probably from tenno craftsmanship.

2. A chest-hair ripping claw, capable of depilating Chuck Norris.

New tileset: forgotten grinner bases on earth where the Old China was, and throw the typical sanctuary.

 

If this thread belongs elsewhere, please take it. Bruce Lee's memories deserves the best of places in the forums :D

 

I'm swinging a Glaive around, which is a big bladed thingy, so if we did get two pieces of metal with a piece of material in between, two things will happen:

 

* They will be less useful in melee then a Glaive, in which case no one will use them.

* They will be better, in which case I will call a mental hospital and get them to take DE staff away for evaluation.

 

Considering what we are already hitting enemies with, I fail to see how you can make a weapon based on 2 sticks and some string, fit into an already nonsensical bunch of other weapons, when this example is actually even more nonsensical then all the others put together.

We already have Laser Whips. A short range dual stick and string weapon, even if the sticks are Adamantium and the string mono filament Dark Matter from a collapsed Star, is ... a very, VERY shaky idea.

 

And we already have claws. For some reason.

[Pizzarugi]

Please. Limbo was bad enough.

L2Limbo

[s7n7a7k7e]

... 2 doesn't make any sense Chuck Norris isn't is the game yet.

 

Nunchucks might be fun though. 

 

Not if they add Nunchucknorris. The most OP weapon in the game, unnerfable even by the Devs themselves. All hail nunchucknorris!

[pitermurdock]

Not if they add Nunchucknorris. The most OP weapon in the game, unnerfable even by the Devs themselves. All hail nunchucknorris!

I'm thinking DE doesn't want to add the nunchuknorris 'cause if they do, they'll completely annihilate all the bugs in the entire Oroking system, leaving the developers with nothing to do but to bring upon us Bruce Lee's jumpsuit skin warframe... or they'll be out of a job.