Blatantfool Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Fast and easy way to explain how the Tenno are made. Good for a giggle. Tube Loli Theory! Cookin with BFool! 1. Take one (Or more, if you have Sentients over.) Loli. Thank god for all those War Orphans, yeah? 2. Stick in Void set to 'Deify' for 30 minutes. 3. Remove from Void. Let cool. (Do not hug.) At this stage your Loli is practically overflowing with dangerous, unstable Void energies. While it certainly is strong it is also far too fragile for combat. That just wont do! The next steps are preparation for that. 4. Stick in Stasis tube. Switch on The Lotus. Stasis will keep the Loli in a deep (non hostile) sleep and dramatically extend their lifespan. The Lotus is an AI specifically made to act as caretaker and guide to the Loli while they are in this state. 5. Uplink to Warframe Doll. Now your Loli has a nigh unstoppable body of its own! The good news doesn't stop there either, as the Void energies they possess can be focused through the Warframe to preform specific actions call 'Powers'. The extent to which they can manipulate their own strength within this body will also increase gradually over time as they master using it! With the Void soul as a battery the only thing that'll stop a Warframe doll is it's destruction! Congrats! You've made a Tenno in five easy steps! Yaaay LORE! Leaked Orokin Plans: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poke007 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 This topic made my day. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phyrosite Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 What if I want to hug it in step three? D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted December 11, 2014 Author Share Posted December 11, 2014 What if I want to hug it in step three? D: Death. Usually painful. Void burns are horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coatduck Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 This is my favorite post on the forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LascarCapable Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Serious business here. Loli theory has actually everything to work. PRAISE OUR NEW LOLI GODS ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ensignvidiot Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Why isnt this titled the "Blatant Loli Theory"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostar Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 This is why you are my favorite Moderator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 What happens if I forget to pull my loli out of the void and leave it in there for 4 hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phyrosite Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Death. Usually painful. Void burns are horrible. :( drat, no hugs for this Tenno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ensignvidiot Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 This is why you are my favorite Moderator. DONT SAY THAT DogeModerator will hear you And you'll scare Morc0 away before he can contest/support this theory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RP.Ben.Eagle Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Ha lol (Totally How Tenno Are Made) Troll Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBones Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 And so... It begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinKenshin Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) the search has finally got to an end... Edited December 11, 2014 by Kenshin98 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted December 11, 2014 Author Share Posted December 11, 2014 What happens if I forget to pull my loli out of the void and leave it in there for 4 hours? Yandere loli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaotyke Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 What if we overcook it? I always liked things a bit crispy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omni_Omega Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 *This step by step process was brought to you by Darvo incorporated* "Great deals at low prices! Buy something before my last client kills me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I don't know if I should be amazed, amused, or horrified. Most definitely a great lorebuilding job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitresco Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) What happens if I forget to pull my loli out of the void and leave it in there for 4 hours? Ever add that extra zero to the microwave timer when you're making popcorn? Also, shame on you, Blatant. This should be in fan concepts or players helping players, not GD. Edited December 11, 2014 by Nitresco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halser Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I tried doing this and all I got was a useless lanky black thing whose only 'power' is to rob graves. I want my money back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Yandere loli. So Valkyr/Saryn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinKenshin Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 lolis!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Ill_Asura_llI Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Awww yesss lolis!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaynArgyr Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 So the dudeframe are all actually reversed-traps or you use shotas for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoopStricken Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Did someone say loli? I thought I heard someone say loli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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