Blatantfool 30,387 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Fast and easy way to explain how the Tenno are made. Good for a giggle. Tube Loli Theory! Cookin with BFool! 1. Take one (Or more, if you have Sentients over.) Loli. Thank god for all those War Orphans, yeah? 2. Stick in Void set to 'Deify' for 30 minutes. 3. Remove from Void. Let cool. (Do not hug.) At this stage your Loli is practically overflowing with dangerous, unstable Void energies. While it certainly is strong it is also far too fragile for combat. That just wont do! The next steps are preparation for that. 4. Stick in Stasis tube. Switch on The Lotus. Stasis will keep the Loli in a deep (non hostile) sleep and dramatically extend their lifespan. The Lotus is an AI specifically made to act as caretaker and guide to the Loli while they are in this state. 5. Uplink to Warframe Doll. Now your Loli has a nigh unstoppable body of its own! The good news doesn't stop there either, as the Void energies they possess can be focused through the Warframe to preform specific actions call 'Powers'. The extent to which they can manipulate their own strength within this body will also increase gradually over time as they master using it! With the Void soul as a battery the only thing that'll stop a Warframe doll is it's destruction! Congrats! You've made a Tenno in five easy steps! Yaaay LORE! Leaked Orokin Plans: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Poke007 458 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 This topic made my day. XD Link to post Share on other sites
Phyrosite 341 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 What if I want to hug it in step three? D: Link to post Share on other sites
Blatantfool 30,387 Posted December 11, 2014 Author Share Posted December 11, 2014 What if I want to hug it in step three? D: Death. Usually painful. Void burns are horrible. Link to post Share on other sites
Coatduck 1,748 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 This is my favorite post on the forums. Link to post Share on other sites
LascarCapable 11,347 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Serious business here. Loli theory has actually everything to work. PRAISE OUR NEW LOLI GODS ! Link to post Share on other sites
ensignvidiot 3,521 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Why isnt this titled the "Blatant Loli Theory"? Link to post Share on other sites
Ghostar 1,367 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 This is why you are my favorite Moderator. Link to post Share on other sites
Sixty5 20,819 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 What happens if I forget to pull my loli out of the void and leave it in there for 4 hours? Link to post Share on other sites
Phyrosite 341 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Death. Usually painful. Void burns are horrible. :( drat, no hugs for this Tenno Link to post Share on other sites
ensignvidiot 3,521 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 This is why you are my favorite Moderator. DONT SAY THAT DogeModerator will hear you And you'll scare Morc0 away before he can contest/support this theory! Link to post Share on other sites
RP.Ben.Eagle 123 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Ha lol (Totally How Tenno Are Made) Troll Face Link to post Share on other sites
SilverBones 12,616 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 And so... It begins. Link to post Share on other sites
GinKenshin 12,782 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) the search has finally got to an end... Edited December 11, 2014 by Kenshin98 Link to post Share on other sites
Blatantfool 30,387 Posted December 11, 2014 Author Share Posted December 11, 2014 What happens if I forget to pull my loli out of the void and leave it in there for 4 hours? Yandere loli. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaotyke 34,373 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 What if we overcook it? I always liked things a bit crispy. Link to post Share on other sites
Omni_Omega 1,220 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 *This step by step process was brought to you by Darvo incorporated* "Great deals at low prices! Buy something before my last client kills me!" Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I don't know if I should be amazed, amused, or horrified. Most definitely a great lorebuilding job! Link to post Share on other sites
Nitresco 5,121 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) What happens if I forget to pull my loli out of the void and leave it in there for 4 hours? Ever add that extra zero to the microwave timer when you're making popcorn? Also, shame on you, Blatant. This should be in fan concepts or players helping players, not GD. Edited December 11, 2014 by Nitresco Link to post Share on other sites
Halser 3,561 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I tried doing this and all I got was a useless lanky black thing whose only 'power' is to rob graves. I want my money back. Link to post Share on other sites
Sixty5 20,819 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Yandere loli. So Valkyr/Saryn? Link to post Share on other sites
GinKenshin 12,782 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 lolis!!! Link to post Share on other sites
(PSN)Ill_Asura_llI 20 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Awww yesss lolis!!! Link to post Share on other sites
KaynArgyr 1,155 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 So the dudeframe are all actually reversed-traps or you use shotas for them? Link to post Share on other sites
LoopStricken 5,958 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Did someone say loli? I thought I heard someone say loli. Link to post Share on other sites
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