MegpoidBeetle Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You get an angry SCP-682 inserting you into the vending machine *presses button to see what comes out after Noxramus has been inserted* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxramus Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) You get over 3,000 fanfictions as I crawl from the vending machine. I insert you and the angry SCP-682. Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You receive some CPH4 and Michael Bay joins your squad as demolition expert. I insert some drunk kittens, a half house, a dead horse and the latest Call of Duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locojuan Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 you recieve a user manual for the SCP-682... in tenno language. i insert a tenno translator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoof310 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You receive a sargas ruk nogglehead that says "greedy milk" when you tip his head I insert 2 Hikou Prime pouches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You receive a vial of poison. I insert a potatoed kestrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 The Tennotranslator gets stuck and kills himself with a dictionary which falls onto your foot. I insert pain meds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxramus Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) You get a Grineer Translator and an audio book on how to destroy SCP-682. I insert my old laptop. (That Ninja though XD) Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You get ninja'd. I insert the soul of an orphan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You get a baby. Congratulations on being a mom! I insert the blood of a virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxramus Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) You get the Heart of an Orphan a copy of Cards Against Humanity. I insert Cthulu. Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 The Vending Machine shoots you with the Aklato. It doesn't hurt. I start molesting the Vending Machine and insert naughty things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You get a one night stand with a genderbend version of me I insert my non-existent girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxramus Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) You get arrested by the Vending Machine Police. I insert a Bo Prime Handle. Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revel72 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You get a tool back. I insert 5 € Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) You get 5 yen. I insert the head of a Loki Prime. Edited January 23, 2015 by (PS4)Legolegend144 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shafilp Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You get a Gold-HornsI insert Ammo Drum R10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 The vending machine was molested and called the cops. You get arrested for it. I insert all the naughty things I can find and continue to abuse the vending machine for my fantasies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxramus Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) You get a neural sensor. I insert the 3 hours of time I must now leave for. Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You get quickscoped by a twelve year old, that has a good time with your mother. I insert the Unborn child of Princess Cadence and Shining Armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locojuan Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 you recieve a lawyer on cocain, a gangster from miami, and a black dude that betrays you.i insert professionaltools, leavemealone and aspirine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You receive a permit to buy a potato in Japan. I insert a permanent Marker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You get a Necromorph outbreak I insert a hen tie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Tentacles. I insert a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locojuan Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 you recieve a parking ticket from a hot female police officer...handcuffs included.i insert a harley davidson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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