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You and those like you are our muse!

 

An invite will be sent to you shortly...please be patient

 

*Flow Clan is not responsible for injuries that occur as a result of falling out of your chair during your reading of the FLOW recruitment thread*

 

*If you experience shortness of breath...lack of air...or dizziness please stop reading the Flow Clan thread immediantly and post

Just glad there is a clan that knows how to laugh and have fun!

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As the numbers are growing in the Flow Clan, theres been an increasing demand in understanding and talking the Grineer language. Here at Flow Clan we can not just stand idly by, and watch as our members like little ducklings fall into a grate of miscommunication with the Grineer.
 
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We needed a teacher, the best of the best. We spent many hours casting and recruiting, but who were we kidding ? In our hearts there could be only one to take the Grineer Language Specialist Consultant position.
 
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At the "Flow Grineer Language THATS A BONUS Center" we take our jobs very serious.
Here a member is getting special one-on-one language tutoring learning the right pronounciation.
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Raw talent in action !!!
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I learned how to cross the grate of miscommunication at the "Flow Grineer Language THATS A BONUS Center" and also in these ice skates because grates can be very treacherous. Im no longer a duckling ! Im a swan with a freaking flamethrower !
 
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Flow has really helped me with farming differnet Warframes - I got 4 in the oven this week!  For instance:

 

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Inspired by the "I Said....B****" skit by Key & Peele* on Comedy Central: 

Also hillariously remixed*: 

 

*Language warning - Not Safe for Work or Married Women Afraid of Husbands Talking Behind Their Back

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We needed a teacher, the best of the best. We spent many hours casting and recruiting, but who were we kidding ?
 
In our hearts there could be only one to take the Grineer Language Specialist Consultant position.

Raw talent in action !!!
 
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This cracked me up so hard... +1

 

The awesomesauce FLOWS through you!

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Hi there,

 

This is something new! Here at FLOW clan we aren't exactly "PG" or even "PG-13" for that matter...we would love to have the both of you...but you must be warned...this clan produces very mature content!

 

If that is not a problem, Consider invites incoming!

 

To the both of you, I am currently on my daily real money mission...I will be done in a few hours...you may have recieved or shortly recieve invites from other qualified FLOW connection specialists!

 

We hope you enjoy your stay!

I invited them!

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ATTENTION WORLD....FLOW HAS DECIDED ON AN OFFICIAL THEME TUNE....After MUCH deliberation...WE Present to you...

 

 

THIS SONG WILL BE PLAYED AS BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR THE OFFICIAL FLOW TEAMSPEAK LOBBY AT ALL TIMES!*

 

*2ply is on teamspeak (pretty much every day)

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Thanks guys. Btw, my son is adopted and currently 22yo. I'm 22yo myself. There is a long sad behind this.

 

This is a story that has to be known. My supersonic sense of smell tells me epic inspirational stories ensue. We at FLOW also have a heart... even if it doesn't show.

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                                                                               HAPPY 1 MONTH ANNIVERSARY FLOW!!

 

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                                                                                             We're Not SO Serious!

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                                                                                                    Today We Hit!

 

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                                                                                             CONGRATULATIONS!

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Invites have been sent!

 

Please Enjoy our Large Variety of fellow EU players..

 

And Lets not make Chuck Norris Cry, he's so emotional!

Chuck Norris says thanks while he's sobbing up acids of joy.

 

I'll be active.

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