Velym Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) Dear fellow Tenno,today marks the day of my 2 year anniversary of awakening from cryosleep.To commemorate this, I would like to hold a little contest in the style of those done by the Prime Time crew at DE.1st place wins 250 platinum.2nd place wins 150 platinum.3rd place wins 100 platinum.Here is your objective:Pick any one Warframe, Mod, Weapon, Equipment, Companion or NPC.Make them 120% funnier / awesome by either adding, removing or altering one character in your picked name.An example: "Fatal Attraction" becomes "Fetal Attraction"Additional rules / comments:- I do not require your entry to be SFW, but if you do post a NSFW entry, you should make sure to use spoiler tags. Also, if any moderator or DE official jumps in and hands you a warning point, I will not take responsibility for it. Post naughty stuff at your own discretion.- UPDATE: You may enter up to THREE different entries- Only use names currently (16.1.6) in the game- Only use the English localization for your entries- Only PC players can win a prize, because I am on PC (might be subject to change if I can beg DE to do a one time cross-platform transfer)- Only entries posted in this thread up until 2015-04-10 (that's ISO for those unsure) will be considered- It may take me some time to figure out my completely arbitrary decision on the winners, depending on the number of entries and my workload at that time- Please do not reserve posts in this thread- Entries that violate these rules will be disqualified- Platinum transfer will be done in my Clan Dojo afterwards, be sure to bring up to 125000 credits as tax - English is not my native language, so you might have be at a disadvantage if you post highly intellectual wordplay that I might not understand - should not be an issue though Have fun! Edited April 2, 2015 by Velym Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubious.Wisp Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Wait, so this isn't about community mod mocking? Sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedCrusade Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) Steal Fiber... Cause, y'know... Who wants to steal Fiber? Yes. Fiber. As in, like, Fiber One Fiber. ............ I'll leave... Edited March 31, 2015 by WingedCrusade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trichouette Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Handstring (oooh panties for hands) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yezzik Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Seismic Psalm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velym Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 Wait, so this isn't about community mod mocking? Sigh. Nope. You take an existing mod (or other stuff listed above) and edit it to make it more awesome / funny. It's not "imagine funny mods" if that's what you meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sman631 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 malicious faptor I'll be here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCypherThis13 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Power Throw.... Power Phrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarOverlord Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Shame Repellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulgarian Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Gunslinger (pistol mod)=Gunstinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AM-Bunny Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Derp. From Dera, obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoeskioeh Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Added the letter 'e'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArXinity Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Fast hands... fat hands. -30% reload speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sman631 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Added the letter 'e'... If I were the one running this, you would have won already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karukiku Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) Updated w/ 2 more submissions, 1 didn't make the cut. {-Fat Deflection} (For Tenno dieting purposes) {-Better call Saul} (Maul) You farm one key, two key, three Void runs done,But your buddy’s worse off, and he goes down,Blue lights are blinking, four o’clock on Neptune,State trooper makes you wish that you’d never been born,Better call Saul, better call Saul. You wanna tell the world you’re in love with a girl named Saryn,So you find an overpass and you say it with a spray paint can,Blue lights start a-blinking, those handcuffs click,You know who to call, and you better call quick,Saul, Saul, you better call Saul.He’ll fight for your rights when your back’s to the wall,Stick it to the man, justice for all,You better call Saul. NSFW {-Venomous Clit} ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Extra: Spare Farts Edited April 2, 2015 by Karukiku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altey Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) Grim Furry well, at least i tried Edited April 4, 2015 by Altey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlraistlx Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) Warm Coat -> Warm Cat. NSFW Brutal Tide... Brutal Fide. Edited April 3, 2015 by xlraistlx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidAcid Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) Arid Peekers make me feel dirty on phobos.... Edit: meh 3 character change is too much for me :P another joke our skypegroup uses has to do with the "+melee crit dmg" mod...in the last word, the A, becomes an I.... Edited April 11, 2015 by SolidAcid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pro4u.com Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Frost's New Ability: Snow Glob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathric Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Fapturing Crush Fracturing Crush (mags augment mod) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velym Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 Fapturing Crush Fracturing Crush (mags augment mod) You changed two characters there: removed the r and replaced the c. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbgurl Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) Sure Footed -> Sore Footed: Idk Sawtooth Clip-> Sawtooth Lip: Repels the ladies And Yes, Killing Plow! +Farm Rate -Crop Recovery! Edited April 3, 2015 by Shodowdeath85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deshiel Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Berseker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agunlogisteam Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) this... "Homing %&^" throws dagger, you can't runaway from it" Edited April 1, 2015 by agunlogisteam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)SuperRaySonic Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Cleaving learning basic A,B,C combos for all your numerous weapons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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