Roll to Seduce(D20)

[OverlordMcGeek]

 

 

I am Michelle the teddy bear TAMER OF THE UNDERWORLD!!! 

 

 

Ignore the old lady who has nothing to live for and the foolish child that has no idea what dangers he is in!

 

Walking like a boss through a volcano.

I welcome SMITE all of you to our off the wall MAKES HELL LOOKS LIKE PARADISE section of the warframe forums.  Our club CULT name for the

with Noamuth YOUR QUEEN...FELLOW OVERLORD...and Dacond3 the greatest thing since sliced bread! Is now less confusing(GOOD!!!)? A club CULT where fellow forum cannibals can co-exist, somewhat.

 

>->

<-<

 

-creds Shi0b0ned/Churrobone

 

https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/492068-forget-talos-and-smack-cthulhu-yall-need-noamuth/page-1329#entry6142879

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Previously called Forget Talos, smack cthulu! Y'all need Noamuth!!![-SHIROBONER/Churrobone

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Noamuths Body-Bag of Lies!(I got angry at her...sowy)

 

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The Noamuth Society Of Cannibals:

Contains what some people might consider offensive(maybe NSFW)=

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Main thread intro^

 

P.403 Sums up this thread real nice.

 

Body count at present day(of participantsi thread)=12

 

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Previous Title: The Noamuth Report

-me

-Shiroboned
Get all your Spaghetti monster news right here! From religious practices, courtroom intrusions and daily useful information.

Cuz why not?

 

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Previous Title: NoamuthTonic(use with caution)

 

Side effects may include dizziness, diarrhea, rectal bleeding, spliced genes, nerdness and outright insanity.

 

-best used with alcohol

 

 

 

On 7/17/2015 at 1:55 PM, OverlordMcGeek said:

I'll fight for you. I can make it look good.

On 7/17/2015 at 1:58 PM, Noamuth said:

You're that special kind of crazy, I believe you would.

I named my pokemon after her!

Hail Noa, Full of grace, the noodle is with you
Blessed art thou amongst pasta
And blessed art the fruit of thine oven, Italian foods
Holy Noa, Cuddly rabbit, pray for us sinners
Now and at the hour of our dinner
Amen-Creds:Drunkenbagel



Credits to: n00b_m0m0

Edit:Originally called: Nobody Touch My Noamuth She Is Mine!

100 Pages!!! The Noapture has begun!

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Creds to: Shiroboned/Churrobone
 

http://www.brockjones.com/dieroller/dice.htm

 

-from the album of Skycooklicious

Of course this is legal...

Edit#∞(losing count):

(featuring GryzzlesFoShizzle and Drunkenbagel) and Le Highness
Don't close this ever plz!

Edited July 14, 2016 by OverlordMcGeek

[Snyphurr]

*puts on team captain hat*

This Noamuth is mine.

[Murasume]

[OverlordMcGeek]

*puts on team captain hat*

This Noamuth is mine.

[unknow99]

I just put my finger on her Mag prime profile icon...

 

Whattcha gon' do bwoy? Huh? Send me a virus? >:)

 

_{Woops, just let a fingerprint on my screen... :/}

Edited July 17, 2015 by unknow99

[MagPrime]

wut

[TheErebus.]

wut

People are fighting over you.

[OverlordMcGeek]

wut

I know my love is blinding. Don't worry. Your realization will come. I will be here for an eternity until you fall unto my arms.

[FelisImpurrator]

wut

[Shinobu_Scorpion]

 

wut

 

[MagPrime]

I know my love is blinding. Don't worry. Your realization will come. I will be here for an eternity until you fall unto my arms.

[TheErebus.]

 

I know my love is blinding. Don't worry. Your realization will come. I will be here for an eternity until you fall unto my arms.

 

Of course YOU'D get people fighting over you.

All I get are obsessive kohais and crazy stalkers.

[MagPrime]

Of course YOU'D get people fighting over you.

All I get are obsessive kohais and crazy stalkers.

It's my winning personality

 

and bewbs.

[TheErebus.]

It's my winning personality

 

and bewbs.

Your personality is as stale as wholegrain bread

[MagPrime]

Your personality is as stale as wholegrain bread

Much like your face.

[SleepyPip]

It's cute seeing you all fight

[TheErebus.]

Much like your face.

My face is pure bliss.

[MagPrime]

My face is pure bliss.

Only in the dark, when pressed firmly against a pillow.

[OverlordMcGeek]

It's cute seeing you all fight

You are in this thread to so...:

 

Only in the dark, when pressed firmly against a pillow.

I have to agree with my love or else she will get mad.

 

You fugly Erebush.

[Utarious]

No, she's mine!

 

Wait... who are we talking about again?

[SleepyPip]

Well, I still haven't picked a side...

[TheErebus.]

Only in the dark, when pressed firmly against a pillow.

OK, FIRST OFF THAT WAS ONLY THAT ONE TIME OK.

SECONDLY, YOU WERE THE ONE DOING THAT

 

No, she's mine!

 

Wait... who are we talking about again?

YOU HAVE LIZ, GET OUTTA HERE.

Edited July 17, 2015 by TheErebus.

[MagPrime]

Well, I still haven't picked a side...

There are no sides in this.

 

OK, FIRST OFF THAT WAS ONLY THAT ONE TIME OK.

SECONDLY, YOU WERE THE ONE DOING THAT

And you liked it.

[OverlordMcGeek]

OK, FIRST OFF THAT WAS ONLY THAT ONE TIME OK.

SECONDLY, YOU WERE THE ONE DOING THAT

You wish you kinky traitor.

[TheErebus.]

And you liked it.

I KEPT KICKING YOU TO STOP IT.