glazedcinnamonbuns Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) I failed the rank 8 test, I failed at life. I've uninstalled and you'll never see me again. Before my departure, I just wanted to thank the developers for making the new parkour the most carpal tunnel hating setup on the planet. My left-hand is still convulsing from the incessant tapping and key spamming, since you forgot to turn the gravity back on and because everybody wanted to play Perfect World (.. you did, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU!). This is melee 2.0 all over again (those poor animations never did recover). Instead of fast, controllable movement, there is button-mashing, hoppy-skippy, Perfect World jump anywhere, slow-down time and halt gravity movement. It's easily the most nauseating thing that has ever happened to this game and I am very grateful you introduced it, because I no longer have to suffer wasting time in an online game and can attempt to go outside (or abduct somebody from outside, once I've restocked my chains).. until I find another online game (or trick out my candy van). Have fun, kids! Edited August 1, 2015 by glazedcinnamonbuns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--MZez-- Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 U should has been playing tutorial 2.0 more i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yatazanami Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 how about a cup of coffee ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Raall Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 really !? you are giving up on game because new system came and you didn't even bother trying it... it's same as giving a birth and then ignoring your baby because it wasn't able to walk 1 day old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Pfffft. There's less key presses then there were before this update. And controllable? Really? I wasn't aware running into a wall, unable to control yourself for a few seconds was controllable. Whatever your decisions may be, I wish you luck in getting into another game.You won't be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uzpian Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Give me your plats before you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runtowin Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 What is Perfect World jump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tveoh Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Wha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bipp Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 What is Perfect World jump? He's essentially saying that the game has become something that PWE would make. Which is a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ForEv3rYung Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Give me your plats before you go.Forreal lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gale47 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Awwwwwwwwww.I beg to differ. This game is now much more reactive and dynamic since you have to keep moving around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratsroloc Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Protip: Rebind crouch to B. Anything that was previously on B can be rebound to CTRL. You can thank me later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvershadowraven Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 ...ummm al righy then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuiQuQa Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 glad to see you go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eerie_Iri Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 You won't be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runtowin Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 He's essentially saying that the game has become something that PWE would make. Which is a bad thing. Common, PWE will force you to pay 19.99$ for a jump DLC. Everyone knows that, so there is no way Perfect World is involved. “Market forces dictate that you need to evolve or die.” - Alad V Go play with it some more, OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmite Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Uhm... Parkour 2.0 actually made that MR test easier. At least for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0hMyTenno Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 NONSENSE COMPLETE GARBAGE !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)BornThisWay41 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z3GR4M Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Lol... Bye *shrug* ALSO GIVE THAT ONE GUY ALL YOUR PLATS! Hue hue hue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uzpian Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 ALSO GIVE THAT ONE GUY ALL YOUR PLATS! Huehue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcceI Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 See, now im really @(*()$ afraid to install this S#&$ atm. I feel like i'm on the brink with DE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)MikeCopa Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 You're joking right? The Update is one day old and you abandon the game you've stuck to till MR8 because you're used to the old buggy system? Tell me you're joking. Steve said it's going to take some getting used to and judging by all the Parkour videos on YT he's right but god damn it looks much better than before. I find it weird that people stick to something flawed because they're used to it instead of trying to learn the new mechanics which would greatly benefit them in the long run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditsydoo Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Okay good bye folks keep leaving, not many will miss you. Also why post when leaving without saying anything will do the same? Its not like the game has been completely ruined and its not like were forced to pay for anything new really. Learn to adapt to the new, its not like it gimped you from moving and in fact makes certain maneuvers through hordes of enemies streamlined. The new parkour system feels good for the movement across the tile without relying on a singular type of weapon.Though i will say I liked parkour 1.0 animations more I like this compromise over having to stick to one weapon for speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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