Tijuana Cops: Now Hiring!

[AarkTheDragon]

Is your time in Warframe dull, and without much fun? Are you tired of living a life devoid of Hookers and Mayonnaise? You need a fulfillment with all these things? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER! Tijuana Cops is a Storm Clan from U10 that is now trying to get a playerbase going! We've got a huge completed dojo, tons of research, trading post, a sexy emblem, and a bunch of smartass admins ready to enrich your day with various Public Relations Department-approved messages! We're always looking to add to our steadily growing community and would love to have you with us!

 

If interested, please leave your in-game name in the comment section of this thread and you will recieve an invite in 6-8 weeks! And by 6-8 weeks, I mean either immediately or whenever I glance at this thread again and see people actually want to join our garbage sub-par clan that doesn't even have all it's research done!

 

 

(This has been a Tijuana Cops PRD-approved recruitment post. Please note this is not a real job, and you will not be paid. As much as we would all like to be paid to play warframe, we can't, so don't ask. Side effects may include nausea, vomitting, headache, stomach aches, finger aches, genital aches, inflated ego syndrome, man periods, spontaneous human combustion, and death. Please don't sue us, we're a bunch of broke college students.)