PerishedFraud Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 (edited) Welcome, dear reader, to my humble domain. I assume you've come here to learn about our sacred doctrine, and I will oblige. Below you will find all information about the bees, and I hope you will have at least a slight desire to join us. Before you go through it, however, an introduction. I am the one known as BeeOverlord, one of the leaders of the bees. I am a representative who serves to uphold the virtuous ways of the bee, and maintain order and discipline. What are the bees We are a group that embraces the primordial power of bees. For if there are no bees, there will be no life. And if there is no life, there will be no bees, as through a long and complex process, we all eventually become pollen or are used to produce it. Aside from this non-violent, yet fatal concept, we also worship the peaceful nature of most bees. Bees will not attack without provocation, bees will preserve and care for the hive, and if needed, sacrifice themselves for the greater good. Who exactly do we worship As you might have guessed, we do not worship common bees, merely care for them and treasure them. That said, we do have a sacred trinity of deities. These symbolize the many aspects of the bee, and are guides in our system of values and beliefs. The Cage symbolizes sacrifice. One who is ready to give himself over in an effort to bring peace to his surroundings. Of course, this does not literally refer to taking one's life, but simply being devoted and putting others ahead of yourself. Essentially, he is a moral guide. Doctor Bees stands for the desire to assist others. A follower of the bees must be ready to help those in need at all times. If a problem arises, you must be ready to solve it. Think quick and act quicker, embrace the improvisation and devotion of the bees. Hibachi (fire bee) - the divine judge, the punisher. He who delivers not wrath or suffering, but only fair justice to those who deserve it. A constant reminder to cease conflict and violence and make best of our lives. Hibachi rewards the good and assaults the evil with divine retribution. What do we actually do Nothing. We like bees and are good people. What must you do to join us? Simply send a message to me, I will happily introduce you to the bees. This is a non-serious post, some people can never be sure so yeah... For you bee haters, have a comic about an evil bee invasion. Edited October 26, 2015 by BeeOverlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract7777 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Not the bees! Not the bees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TARINunit9 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Joke post? OK, I got just the thing What if bees were intolerant of hornets? What if bees were made of smaller bees? What if bees were made out of BIGGER bees? What if you picked up a phone and instead of a phone it was bees? What if there was a photo of bees? What if there were a bunch of bees on a plane? What if the dinosaurs were killed by bees? What if the dinosaurs WERE bees? What if your Facebook beecomes infested with bees? What if bees hacked your Facebook? What if someone wrote on your wall about bees? What if cats vomited bees? What if bees could travel through paintings? What if bees was a science and was subject to bee review? What if bees are contagious? What if there was a bee gun? What if you forgot to reload the bee gun? What if the computer monitor could produce bees? What if bees start demanding civil rights? What if the Magna Carta has been bees the whole time? What if rabbits swore allegiance to the bees? What if Chinese bees? What if Japanese schoolgirl bees? What if bees were four-dimensional? What if bees were time-travelers? What if time travel turns you into bees? What if time travel requires bees? What if you could replace explosions with bees? What if instead of movies there were bees? What if you could buy bees on the black market? What if bees are accepted as payment in Hawaii? What if instead of throwing beeads on Mardi Gras you threw bees? What if bees wrote a travelogue? What if the travelogue was just bees? What if you eloped with bees? What if you served refreshments to bees? What if someone mentions bees? What if bees formed a religion? What if that religion involved clockwork bees? What if bees had a polite disagreement? What if bees were paid to rake leaves? What if bees were in the guise of a tundra? What if bees are taking over your dreams? What if you controlled bees with your dreams? What if fictional characters happened to bee bees? What if bees were aliens? What if bees come from the bee lair beeneath the Earth? What if bees could blow people up with the blink of an eye? What if bees were a superhero? What if you could mail-order bees? What if the store has a sale on bees? What if the bees had a gay pride parade? What if bees went to the parade with no clothes? What if they accidentally intentionally paved over bees? What if I accidentally bees? What if bees could live in any hollow area? What if bees were secret agents? What if you and bees had highly different taste in music? What if plants danced to attract bees? What if bees swarmed around and stung people? What if bees are just mad beecause someone cut them off in traffic? What if bees could disrupt your wifi? What if bees were replaced with a numerical code? What if bees resembled bees? What if bees resembled DIFFERENT bees? What if bees were exactly like the movie? What if Poland cannot into bees? What if each anime was a different color of bee? What if bees were nocturnal and sucked blood? What if bees and werewolves were sworn enemies? What if dogs were unable to perceive bees? What if bees had subwoofers? What if nobody realized that the bees had an evil plan? What if bees were censored by the government? What if transition metals reacted with bees? What if bees framed a politician for larceny? What if bees had ties to organized crime? What if bees unwittingly morphed into heroin during the full moon? What if someone wrote a book about bees? What if bees were computer illiterate? What if I'm bees? What if bees misread directions and killed a lemon tree? What if bees were an accurate description of the concept of the assembly line? What if Willy Wonka was prepared for bees? What if bees had fetishes? What if bees could vibrate through walls and discern motives? What if bees were put on the No-Fly list? What if bees were mistakenly put on the Sex Offender registry? What if bees overran a mental institution? What if bees had daydreams about becoming lemurs? What if there was a wiki about bees? What if Wikipedia was bees? What if bees killed me mid-sen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted October 25, 2015 Author Share Posted October 25, 2015 Those are all great questions. I like "What if bees had ties to organized crime" the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaxillian Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted October 25, 2015 Author Share Posted October 25, 2015 You shall come to love the bee and praise its virtuous existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--GOOLOO_GOOLOO_GOOLOO-- Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 (edited) /joke Edited October 25, 2015 by --GOOLOO_GOOLOO_GOOLOO-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 I sense desperation to be loved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Not the bees! Not the bees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Buzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted October 25, 2015 Author Share Posted October 25, 2015 (edited) Raid. You better save that for wasps and hornets. They look similar but are almost the complete opposite when it comes to what bees represent. I sense desperation to be loved. Nonsense. Edited October 25, 2015 by BeeOverlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon_J Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Not the bees! Not the bees! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Nonsense. You sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract7777 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Wouldn't this be more fitting?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted October 25, 2015 Author Share Posted October 25, 2015 (edited) Honor The Cage. For he has died for our sins. You sure? Yes. Flight of the bumblebee Cute, but no. Edited October 25, 2015 by BeeOverlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikka_Qrow Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Only bee i'm interested in worshiping. sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Yes. This is going to Off-Topic and then obscurity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateNinjaWarrior Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 inb4 offtopic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted October 25, 2015 Author Share Posted October 25, 2015 (edited) Only bee i'm interested in worshiping. sorry... Are you sure that this is a bee? That said, bees are always on topic. Edited October 25, 2015 by BeeOverlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted October 25, 2015 Author Share Posted October 25, 2015 (edited) Good. The Cage appreciates homage. Edited October 25, 2015 by BeeOverlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letter13 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Moved to Off Topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 *jumps in with a Gas damage Ignis* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VivaNyanCat Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 ...and what of the birds? {Insert Lenny here} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Bees are scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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