MagPrime Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 I just saw: "WTS Sister 600p" Should have taken them up on that. Some Sisters are actually very useful and worth that much plat. "Hey, Neural Sensor" "I have 5, they aren't that rare. Stop marking uselsss stuff." "0.o" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PnOyLeeT Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 i find this weird ... can you be my virtual BF ? wanna skype ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WERElektro Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Today I had someone try to convince region that all mr 20 players are actually noobs. I am still not sure wether troll or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortonman Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Today I had someone try to convince region that all mr 20 players are actually noobs. I am still not sure wether troll or not. For the sake of one's sanity, it's best to just assume everyone in region is trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)robotwars7 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 omg... that is so uncanny because me and my clan call the Juggernaut parts those EXACT names! ..are you spying on me? and one of the stupidest things I've ever seen was "Hosting T1 Defence, need good Mesa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)appretice Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Weird was asked for, not merely ignorant, thus: ::we're doing a survival, the guy hides up in the rafters around the 10min mark:: "Hey, any of you guys know how to talk to girls?" My response to that would have been as such:"First you start by opening your mouth. Then, and I hope I'm not proceeding at to rapidly a pace for you, you begin to waggle your tongue WHILE... and listen this is very important! While also exhaling in a sort of fashion that produces guteral noises from your eating orifice. Now practice that until you can refine it down to recognizable words and then proceed to string them into sentences. For example: Hi, I am a hormonal teenager who finds you mildly attractive and because I lack any real word experience with your gender, would now like to extended to you my overbearing emotional attachment. Please accept." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfhsanseiIII Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 -"You are a founder, we dont want your kind in our game" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -"How much plat do you want for your excalibur prime?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -Me: "dont kill so far from the team, you get less xp that way, xp share range is 50m" -Hallway Hero: "F*** you, you @(*()$ noob S#&$, everyone knows you get most xp from killing everything yourself" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Me: "dont kill so far from the team, you get less xp that way, xp share range is 50m" Another HH: lol, noob share what, you dont know S#&$. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -"Gammacor is nerfed rip endgame" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -"you are all noobs, worst party ever, I have to kill everything myself" (he finished at the end of the score boards) The XP share range one I've seen more than I can count. I've seen more uninformed responses to it when I try to tell people, it's comical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brachion Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I saw someone demanding a full team of Corrosive Projections for a mid-level Corpus mission earlier today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStag Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 "I have more kills than you. You are terrible at this game" To which I reply... "I don't like a nuking playstyle. I try to avoid combat and use frames like Limbo and Loki." And the person replied, "You still suck. You are just a MR Draco farmer." And so I went into a Sechura match with just us. He tried to be all fancy and use an Ember with WoF to get all the kills (before Ember buff). I used good old fashion nuke Saryn. TheStag - 90% damage, blah blah most kills least damage taken etc. Rekt him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infernus057 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 "WTS> Excalibur Prime Parts, pm me." /migraine intensifies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sormatte Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 >Be frost >Join group in T3S >40 mins in, guy asks for globe >40% strength globe gets rekt in about 10 seconds >Guy curses me out >I explain to him that I have a Ice Wave Impedance build >Guy continues to curse me out and say that "Frost should only be used for globe, stfu" :v Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltage Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 "U 17 is coming *Redtext* " me - "yes" some guy in region - "clench your cheeks its about to get serious" everyone else in region - "oh dayum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)official_79 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 "WTT boltor prime receiver" Okay what do you want for it? here let me pm you some pics of my invento- "plat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xubile Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 i've seen some people saying "how do i press x on the ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComCray Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 on infested defense,random frost puts GIGANTIC snowglobe on podme asking "plze, no globe on pod when infested def."frost: "stfu n00b, always globe the pod!@!"me: abort mission... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sormatte Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 on infested defense, random frost puts GIGANTIC snowglobe on pod me asking "plze, no globe on pod when infested def." frost: "stfu n00b, always globe the pod!@!" me: abort mission... That would make me puke if I ever went through that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loviam Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I get in Region chat and the first thing that appears is: "Pulsating Testicles and Severed Ball Sack" Oceania region chat is pretty much exactly this kind of thing... Oh you want to know some info? haha good luck we're too busy chatting eachother up because we are bored or spamming unrepeatable things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richtor2415 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Me: "Can we extract? It's getting a bit boring, carrying you guys all the way now" Host: "no, you cisgendered s^!@ im gonna report you" True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulSpectre Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Normal trade tab antics is where I get mine. Seriously, look at the trade tab for 5 seconds and you'll think you're in a comedy bar. Exhibit A WTB> Buzz Kill 8p Exhibit B WTB> Life Strike pm Me: 30p Him: I got a 15 p offer Me: ok nvm then ty 5 mins later Him: can you do 20p? You are now ignoring this user. Exhibit C Me: WTB> Life Strike Him: 150 p Me: no ty Him: Last offer is 120 p Me: that's too expensive dude I already said I won't buy anymore, thanks Him: you dumb or what? That's the normal price of this and I'm doing you a favor by lowering by 30 plats!! Me: lol funny joke Exhibit D WTB> 30 plats need it fast!! Me: do you have Firewalker? I can pay at least 20 for that. Him: dude how about you shoot yourself? Look at my post! Me: you wanted to buy 30 plats. I have plats. I'm asking for a Firewalker mod in exchange for the plats I'm gonna give you! Him: I said I want 30 plats I didn't say I want to donate my mods to charity! Me: dude pls study english, manners, and buy a brain. Exhibit E *the dude that fills up the trade screen with random common mods and parts* trade for Frost Prime set Exhibit F Me: WTS> Primed Point Blank unranked Him: is 70 p good? Me: sure! Inv pls ...After trade... Him: you **** hacker! What happened to all my credits?! Me: it's trade tax for trading primed mods Him: lol u hacker imma report u to DE say goodbye to your account Me: okay don't forget to take a screenshot! :) User is now ignoring you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShederovBlood Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 "Hey, any of you guys know how to talk to girls?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syln Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Normal trade tab antics is where I get mine. Seriously, look at the trade tab for 5 seconds and you'll think you're in a comedy bar. Exhibit A WTB> Buzz Kill 8p Exhibit B WTB> Life Strike pm Me: 30p Him: I got a 15 p offer Me: ok nvm then ty 5 mins later Him: can you do 20p? You are now ignoring this user. Exhibit C Me: WTB> Life Strike Him: 150 p Me: no ty Him: Last offer is 120 p Me: that's too expensive dude I already said I won't buy anymore, thanks Him: you dumb or what? That's the normal price of this and I'm doing you a favor by lowering by 30 plats!! Me: lol funny joke Exhibit D WTB> 30 plats need it fast!! Me: do you have Firewalker? I can pay at least 20 for that. Him: dude how about you shoot yourself? Look at my post! Me: you wanted to buy 30 plats. I have plats. I'm asking for a Firewalker mod in exchange for the plats I'm gonna give you! Him: I said I want 30 plats I didn't say I want to donate my mods to charity! Me: dude pls study english, manners, and buy a brain. Exhibit E *the dude that fills up the trade screen with random common mods and parts* trade for Frost Prime set Exhibit F Me: WTS> Primed Point Blank unranked Him: is 70 p good? Me: sure! Inv pls ...After trade... Him: you **** hacker! What happened to all my credits?! Me: it's trade tax for trading primed mods Him: lol u hacker imma report u to DE say goodbye to your account Me: okay don't forget to take a screenshot! :) User is now ignoring you. Wow you sure are unlucky Oo i trade a lot and rarely come across this kind of weirdo Now if i may when i see something like case D i just avoid any contact (bound to give me headache) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JT-_-R3W1ND Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 (edited) Oh, ty. Some guy in recruting -- H T3 Surv, me Necros with big Strength (and some more define of build) I define Necros like camping, but dunno why he use anything but radius. So i just ask em: -- camp? -- yes. -- Not intrested. Aftef this he wrote some tirade about his way of playing, and even say's "get ur own key". I told "Wut?" I told "ur key -- ur rules, i am just don't wanna camp". And he answer was beautifull -- "so, why are asking?" I am strart tryind find words to explain "question is a best way to get answer", but when i'm dont i'm just notice he ignore me. Dunno, what is weird most -- his bulid (for camp), his passion to camp or inability to understand why there are questions exist. Maybe it is matter, he wrote before "H T3 Capture, pm frame, inv=ignore, mr=ignore", so i pm to him "Frost" after he post it 5 time at row in few mins. He sayd "full", but shortly after this repeat his request, lol. Edited November 10, 2015 by -JT-_-R3W1ND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sormatte Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 (edited) Wow you sure are unlucky Oo i trade a lot and rarely come across this kind of weirdo Now if i may when i see something like case D i just avoid any contact (bound to give me headache) Heres another oneExhibit G Me: WTS>Trin P Systems, pm offers Guy: 20p Me: ... Way too low dude Guy: okay, 30p Me: Its worth alot more than that mate Guy: I'm guessing 40p Me: You are now ignoring this user. Edited November 10, 2015 by Sormatte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)sanemane213 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 (edited) "Of Course it was an Accident, because you wouldn't put your Dende on anyone else, now would you Kakarot?" Now, im no Stickler for a Tickler, but im pretty sure Dende means Penis..... just a hunch.... :-\ And it's obviously a DBZ thing so.....you knoooow.... Edited November 10, 2015 by (PS4)sanemane213 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praisethasun Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Wtb > Oberon prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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