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Weird was asked for, not merely ignorant, thus:

::we're doing a survival, the guy hides up in the rafters around the 10min mark::

"Hey, any of you guys know how to talk to girls?"

My response to that would have been as such:

"First you start by opening your mouth. Then, and I hope I'm not proceeding at to rapidly a pace for you, you begin to waggle your tongue WHILE... and listen this is very important! While also exhaling in a sort of fashion that produces guteral noises from your eating orifice. Now practice that until you can refine it down to recognizable words and then proceed to string them into sentences. For example: Hi, I am a hormonal teenager who finds you mildly attractive and because I lack any real word experience with your gender, would now like to extended to you my overbearing emotional attachment. Please accept."

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-"You are a founder, we dont want your kind in our game"

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-"How much plat do you want for your excalibur prime?"

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-Me: "dont kill so far from the team, you get less xp that way, xp share range is 50m"

-Hallway Hero: "F*** you, you @(*()$ noob S#&$, everyone knows you get most xp from killing everything yourself"

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-Me: "dont kill so far from the team, you get less xp that way, xp share range is 50m"

Another HH: lol, noob share what, you dont know S#&$.

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-"Gammacor is nerfed rip endgame"

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-"you are all noobs, worst party ever, I have to kill everything myself" (he finished at the end of the score boards)

The XP share range one I've seen more than I can count. I've seen more uninformed responses to it when I try to tell people, it's comical

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"I have more kills than you. You are terrible at this game"

To which I reply...

"I don't like a nuking playstyle. I try to avoid combat and use frames like Limbo and Loki."

And the person replied,

"You still suck. You are just a MR Draco farmer."

And so I went into a Sechura match with just us. He tried to be all fancy and use an Ember with WoF to get all the kills (before Ember buff). I used good old fashion nuke Saryn.

TheStag - 90% damage, blah blah most kills least damage taken etc.

Rekt him.

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>Be frost 

>Join group in T3S

>40 mins in, guy asks for globe

>40% strength globe gets rekt in about 10 seconds

>Guy curses me out

>I explain to him that I have a Ice Wave Impedance build

>Guy continues to curse me out and say that "Frost should only be used for globe, stfu"

 

:v

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I get in Region chat and the first thing that appears is: "Pulsating Testicles and Severed Ball Sack"

Oceania region chat is pretty much exactly this kind of thing... Oh you want to know some info? haha good luck we're too busy chatting eachother up because we are bored or spamming unrepeatable things

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Normal trade tab antics is where I get mine. Seriously, look at the trade tab for 5 seconds and you'll think you're in a comedy bar.

Exhibit A

WTB> Buzz Kill 8p

Exhibit B

WTB> Life Strike pm

Me: 30p

Him: I got a 15 p offer

Me: ok nvm then ty

5 mins later

Him: can you do 20p?

You are now ignoring this user.

Exhibit C

Me: WTB> Life Strike

Him: 150 p

Me: no ty

Him: Last offer is 120 p

Me: that's too expensive dude I already said I won't buy anymore, thanks

Him: you dumb or what? That's the normal price of this and I'm doing you a favor by lowering by 30 plats!!

Me: lol funny joke

Exhibit D

WTB> 30 plats need it fast!!

Me: do you have Firewalker? I can pay at least 20 for that.

Him: dude how about you shoot yourself? Look at my post!

Me: you wanted to buy 30 plats. I have plats. I'm asking for a Firewalker mod in exchange for the plats I'm gonna give you!

Him: I said I want 30 plats I didn't say I want to donate my mods to charity!

Me: dude pls study english, manners, and buy a brain.

Exhibit E

*the dude that fills up the trade screen with random common mods and parts* trade for Frost Prime set

Exhibit F

Me: WTS> Primed Point Blank unranked

Him: is 70 p good?

Me: sure! Inv pls

...After trade...

Him: you **** hacker! What happened to all my credits?!

Me: it's trade tax for trading primed mods

Him: lol u hacker imma report u to DE say goodbye to your account

Me: okay don't forget to take a screenshot! :)

User is now ignoring you.

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Normal trade tab antics is where I get mine. Seriously, look at the trade tab for 5 seconds and you'll think you're in a comedy bar.

Exhibit A

WTB> Buzz Kill 8p

Exhibit B

WTB> Life Strike pm

Me: 30p

Him: I got a 15 p offer

Me: ok nvm then ty

5 mins later

Him: can you do 20p?

You are now ignoring this user.

Exhibit C

Me: WTB> Life Strike

Him: 150 p

Me: no ty

Him: Last offer is 120 p

Me: that's too expensive dude I already said I won't buy anymore, thanks

Him: you dumb or what? That's the normal price of this and I'm doing you a favor by lowering by 30 plats!!

Me: lol funny joke

Exhibit D

WTB> 30 plats need it fast!!

Me: do you have Firewalker? I can pay at least 20 for that.

Him: dude how about you shoot yourself? Look at my post!

Me: you wanted to buy 30 plats. I have plats. I'm asking for a Firewalker mod in exchange for the plats I'm gonna give you!

Him: I said I want 30 plats I didn't say I want to donate my mods to charity!

Me: dude pls study english, manners, and buy a brain.

Exhibit E

*the dude that fills up the trade screen with random common mods and parts* trade for Frost Prime set

Exhibit F

Me: WTS> Primed Point Blank unranked

Him: is 70 p good?

Me: sure! Inv pls

...After trade...

Him: you **** hacker! What happened to all my credits?!

Me: it's trade tax for trading primed mods

Him: lol u hacker imma report u to DE say goodbye to your account

Me: okay don't forget to take a screenshot! :)

User is now ignoring you.

Wow you sure are unlucky Oo i trade a lot and rarely come across this kind of weirdo 

 

Now if i may when i see something like case D i just avoid any contact (bound to give me headache)

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Oh, ty.

 

Some guy in recruting

-- H T3 Surv, me Necros with big Strength (and some more define of build)

I define Necros like camping, but dunno why he use anything but radius. So i just ask em:

-- camp?

-- yes.

-- Not intrested.

 

Aftef this he wrote some tirade about his way of playing, and even say's "get ur own key".

I told "Wut?" I told "ur key -- ur rules, i am just don't wanna camp".

And he answer was beautifull -- "so, why are asking?"

I am strart tryind find words to explain "question is a best way to get answer", but when i'm dont i'm just notice he ignore me.

 

Dunno, what is weird most -- his bulid (for camp), his passion to camp or inability to understand why there are questions exist.

 

Maybe it is matter, he wrote before "H T3 Capture, pm frame, inv=ignore, mr=ignore", so i pm to him "Frost" after he post it 5 time at row in few mins.

He sayd "full", but shortly after this repeat his request, lol.

Edited by -JT-_-R3W1ND
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Wow you sure are unlucky Oo i trade a lot and rarely come across this kind of weirdo

Now if i may when i see something like case D i just avoid any contact (bound to give me headache)

Heres another one

Exhibit G

Me: WTS>Trin P Systems, pm offers

Guy: 20p

Me: ... Way too low dude

Guy: okay, 30p

Me: Its worth alot more than that mate

Guy: I'm guessing 40p

Me: You are now ignoring this user.

Edited by Sormatte
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"Of Course it was an Accident, because you wouldn't put your Dende on anyone else, now would you Kakarot?" 

Now, im no Stickler for a Tickler, but im pretty sure Dende means Penis..... just a hunch.... :-\

 

And it's obviously a DBZ thing so.....you knoooow....

Edited by (PS4)sanemane213
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