(PSN)TertulSee Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 (edited) Ash: I'm a ninja not a complete edgelord. I killed my own parents. Atlas: Me... punch... tiny... people!!! *BOOM!* Me make sandcastle. Banshee: ... *I'm a mute* Fus Ro Dah! Chroma: Roar! Hit me! Hit me! Fus Ro Dah! Ember: Burn! All of you, burn!!! Some people just want to set the world on Fire... Equinox: You must die to keep the balance. I will make you hyperventilate. Excalibur: By the power of the One... You shall not pass! Frost: Hey... Just Chillin'. Freeze and don't move dude. Hydroid: Avast ye landlubbers! Ahoy me mateys! Inaros: I'm not a dog! You will see no bandages on me. Just sand. Ivara: Hi! *picks your pocket* Boo! *appears behind you* Limbo: Trolololololololo! Who wants to play Limbo? Loki: Down with the other frames! I'm all you need! I met a man at a bar but he ran into it and fell unconscious. Mag: People don't find me attractive anymore. I won't be polarizing anything anytime soon. Mesa: Do I feel lucky? Well I don't need luck. It's High Noot! Mirage: Hey there! *shanks you* Well aren't you attractive. I mean myself. Nekros: I am Death and your time has come! Jk, you still have a few years (I think). Die and then come back. Nezha: I'm a guy but people keep thinking I'm a toy car. Hey, I see the finish line. *Volt passes him* Nidus: Eeek! Monster! Ahhh!!! I'm not the monster I used to be. Nova: I may control anti matter but at least I'm not antisocial like you!!! I know where you live. (Breaks 4th wall) Nyx: Must obey Hypno Frog! I'll be back! (In a German accent) Octavia: It's time to drop the beat but I think I'm taking that from someone. Here come dat boi! (Because of her roller). Oberon: I was once married to a fairy but that didn't turn out so well. Bro, do you even lift? Rhino: Bro, I lift every day. I'm invincible! (Dies) Saryn: I'm not poisonous, I'm venomous. I can be much more toxic than you. Titania: Hey! Listen! I'm down here! Who's Nami? I just annoyed my enemies to death. Trinity: Woobwoobwoobwoobwoob! 3 are better than 2. Valkyr: I'm not a crazy cat lady but I am an actual cat. Meow! I mean RAWR! On second thought, Nya! Oh wait, what sound does a cat make? Vauban: Praise the Sun! General, another settlement needs you help. Volt: Gotta go fast! I can pretty much teleport. Wukong: This other day I thought I would finally actually die but I didn't. This is torture. 孫悟空! Oh wait, wrong language. Zephyr: I want to fly like an eagle but I can't. Run like the wind! Edited May 4, 2017 by (PS4)godlysparta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dianatrix Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 All of mine would thank me for making them that pretty. I think I'm good with colors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 "Pass me them whiskeys, buddy Lester!" -probably mesa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chainchompguy3 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Corrections: Inaros: *Silently watches as you sink into quicksand* Nidus: Mirage: #1 "Hi there" #2 "Hello" #3 "How's it going?" #4 "What's up?" In unison: *crashes your computer*. Octavia: *Dubstep Earraep* *Giant Troll-Grin as your ears bleed* Valkyr: *Hysterical mutterings*...Strip the Flesh! Salt the Wound!...*Psychotic mummerings* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrum Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 all: you @#$%&*$ idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Rhino: Puuny foes. YOU CAN NOT KILL ME ... Well not easily .. Ivara: I'm sneaky, and DOWN WITH LOKI! Loki: DOWN WITH IVARA!. I am the sneak master. Mesa: Whose Ready for a Headshot Valkyrie . Valkyre: RAWR I am Death. And a cool cat Hydriod. : Avast Land Lubbers, Fork over the goods or I will summon me Kraken . Nova: Why i everything so trippy? Trinity: I am one with energy. Inaros. : POCKET SAND! Nidus: our pain makes me stronger! Banshee. : Shhhhh. Octavia: Feel the beat yet? Ember: BURN IT ALL TO ... ok still die by my fire. Mag" I have a magnetic personality Frost: Just chill dude Chroma: *@##$ I AM A DRAGON FEAR ME! Equinox; I bring pain and pleasure. Mirage: Haha fooled you! Nekros; ooh a piece candy. Oberon; Why do I look like a goat? Vauban; I am the party King Nyx; Play fetch ball.... fetch ball.. * is hynpotizing a kubrow; ( +1 rep if you know where I got it from) Nezha: Wh do people call me a flast chested girl? Titania; I am ... the fairy .... queen Ash; Now you see me .... * appears behind you * now you down't Limbo; Jazz hands! Sayrn; I am not toxic. I am venomus Atlas; ONEE PUUUUUUUUNCH! Excailbur: Check out my swords swords swords. Zephyr ; I Believe I can touch the sky! VOlt; I AM ON BLUUUUURR ( old Defiance joke for me..) Wukong ; Monkey see Monky Doo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TertulSee Posted May 4, 2017 Author Share Posted May 4, 2017 Feel free to add more than one quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreddeth Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Nyx: I see you like Castlevania, don't you? THERE WILL BE ONLY CHAOS! Octavia: *Epic Sax Guy 10 Hours* I'm not a pony! Atlas: *shrugs* *Bruce Lee noises* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_Case001 Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 The other day I was attacked by a New Loka death squad DURING THE SLIVER GROVE QUEST....so, yeah, I think my Warframe would say: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TertulSee Posted June 17, 2017 Author Share Posted June 17, 2017 5 hours ago, Justin_Case001 said: The other day I was attacked by a New Loka death squad DURING THE SLIVER GROVE QUEST....so, yeah, I think my Warframe would say: I posted this over a month ago. I guess there isn't a rule about necroing threads on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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