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Ash: I'm a ninja not a complete edgelord.

I killed my own parents.

Atlas: Me... punch... tiny... people!!!

*BOOM!* Me make sandcastle.

Banshee: ... *I'm a mute*

Fus Ro Dah!

Chroma: Roar! Hit me! Hit me!

Fus Ro Dah!

Ember: Burn! All of you, burn!!!

Some people just want to set the world on Fire...

Equinox: You must die to keep the balance.

I will make you hyperventilate.

Excalibur: By the power of the One...

You shall not pass!

Frost: Hey... Just Chillin'.

Freeze and don't move dude.

Hydroid: Avast ye landlubbers!

Ahoy me mateys!

Inaros: I'm not a dog!

You will see no bandages on me. Just sand.

Ivara: Hi! *picks your pocket*

Boo! *appears behind you*

Limbo: Trolololololololo!

Who wants to play Limbo?

Loki: Down with the other frames! I'm all you need!

I met a man at a bar but he ran into it and fell unconscious.

Mag: People don't find me attractive anymore.

I won't be polarizing anything anytime soon.

Mesa: Do I feel lucky? Well I don't need luck.

It's High Noot!

Mirage: Hey there! *shanks you*

Well aren't you attractive. I mean myself.

Nekros: I am Death and your time has come! Jk, you still have a few years (I think).

Die and then come back.

Nezha: I'm a guy but people keep thinking I'm a toy car.

Hey, I see the finish line. *Volt passes him*

Nidus: Eeek! Monster! Ahhh!!!

I'm not the monster I used to be.

Nova: I may control anti matter but at least I'm not antisocial like you!!!

I know where you live. (Breaks 4th wall)

Nyx: Must obey Hypno Frog!

I'll be back! (In a German accent)

Octavia: It's time to drop the beat but I think I'm taking that from someone.

Here come dat boi! (Because of her roller).

Oberon: I was once married to a fairy but that didn't turn out so well.

Bro, do you even lift?

Rhino: Bro, I lift every day.

I'm invincible! (Dies)

Saryn: I'm not poisonous, I'm venomous.

I can be much more toxic than you.

Titania: Hey! Listen! I'm down here!

Who's Nami? I just annoyed my enemies to death.

Trinity: Woobwoobwoobwoobwoob!

3 are better than 2.

Valkyr: I'm not a crazy cat lady but I am an actual cat.

Meow! I mean RAWR! On second thought, Nya! Oh wait, what sound does a cat make?

Vauban: Praise the Sun!

General, another settlement needs you help.

Volt: Gotta go fast!

I can pretty much teleport.

Wukong: This other day I thought I would finally actually die but I didn't. This is torture.

孫悟空! Oh wait, wrong language.

Zephyr: I want to fly like an eagle but I can't.

Run like the wind!

Edited by (PS4)godlysparta
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Corrections:

Inaros: *Silently watches as you sink into quicksand*

Nidus:

Mirage: #1 "Hi there" #2 "Hello" #3 "How's it going?" #4 "What's up?" In unison: *crashes your computer*.

Octavia: *Dubstep Earraep* *Giant Troll-Grin as your ears bleed*

Valkyr: *Hysterical mutterings*...Strip the Flesh! Salt the Wound!...*Psychotic mummerings*

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Rhino: Puuny foes. YOU CAN NOT KILL ME ... Well not easily ..

Ivara: I'm sneaky, and DOWN WITH LOKI!

Loki: DOWN WITH IVARA!. I am the sneak master.

Mesa:  Whose Ready for a Headshot Valkyrie .

Valkyre: RAWR I am Death. And a cool cat 

Hydriod. : Avast Land Lubbers, Fork over the goods or I will summon me Kraken .

Nova:  Why i everything so trippy?

Trinity: I am one with energy.

Inaros. :  POCKET SAND!

Nidus: our pain makes me stronger!

Banshee. : Shhhhh.

Octavia: Feel the beat yet?

Ember: BURN IT ALL TO ... ok still die by my fire.

Mag" I have a magnetic personality 

Frost: Just chill dude

Chroma:  *@##$ I AM A DRAGON FEAR ME!

Equinox;  I bring pain and pleasure.

Mirage:  Haha fooled you!

Nekros; ooh a piece candy.

Oberon; Why do I look like a goat?

Vauban; I am the party King

Nyx; Play fetch ball.... fetch ball.. * is hynpotizing a kubrow; ( +1 rep if you know where I got it from)

Nezha: Wh do people call me a flast chested girl?

Titania; I am ... the fairy .... queen

Ash; Now you see me .... * appears behind you * now you down't

Limbo; Jazz hands!

Sayrn; I am not toxic. I am venomus 

Atlas; ONEE PUUUUUUUUNCH!

Excailbur: Check out my swords swords swords.

Zephyr ; I Believe I can touch the sky!

VOlt; I AM ON BLUUUUURR  ( old Defiance joke for me..)

Wukong ; Monkey see Monky Doo.

 

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  • 1 month later...
5 hours ago, Justin_Case001 said:

The other day I was attacked by a New Loka death squad DURING THE SLIVER GROVE QUEST....so, yeah, I think my Warframe would say:

 

I posted this over a month ago. I guess there isn't a rule about necroing threads on this forum.

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