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Wait! Not So Fast Captian Vor Had Something To Say To Those Corpus Pigs!


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I have some of it translated...

 

"ATTENTION SILLY TRASH

CAN WEARING SPACE MAN

I AM VOR OF THE

PLANET MERCURY

SO IT WOULD SEEM

I HAVE CAPTURED

YOUR TRANSMISSION

BY MEANS OF THIS

SHINY GOLD THING

THAT I SHOVED INTO

MY CHEST CAVITY

YOUD BE SURPRISED

WHAT THIS THING

CAN DO"

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"Attention silly trashcan wearing space man, I am Vor of the planet Mercury.

So it would seem I have captured your transmission by means of this shiny gold thing that I shoved into my chest cavity, you'd be surprised what this thing can do. Not only can it open holes into the space-time continuum but it also serves as a powerful aphrodisiac which is kind of a shame since my dangly bits were lost in an encounter with a Tenno.

 

I will have you know that after hours upon hours of Spacewikipedia research, I’ve learned the nature of your insults and the Grineer Empire will not stand for any more increases on the prices of nano spores nor will we be compared to those so called dog creatures.

 

Our Fomorian ships pale in comparison as to what this weird gold thing can do. Just you wait

 

 

-Vor"

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"Attention silly trashcan wearing space man, I am Vor of the planet Mercury.

So it would seem I have captured your transmission by means of this shiny gold thing that I shoved into my chest cavity, you'd be surprised what this thing can do. Not only can it open holes into the space-time continuum but it also serves as a powerful aphrodisiac which is kind of a shame since my dangly bits were lost in an encounter with a Tenno.

 

I will have you know that after hours upon hours of Spacewikipedia research, I’ve learned the nature of your insults and the Grineer Empire will not stand for any more increases on the prices of nano spores nor will we be compared to those so called dog creatures.

 

Our Fomorian ships pale in comparison as to what this weird gold thing can do. Just you wait

 

 

-Vor"

LOL, pls tell me thats accurate...

DE has a nice humor if they actually made vor say that

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"will not stand for any more increases on the prices of nano spores"

 

Shouldn't supply be -inversely- proportional to price? I mean, I was under the impression that we had a distinct surplus of spores.

i found 600 plastids...

and during that process i found about 6000 spores...

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"will not stand for any more increases on the prices of nano spores"

 

Shouldn't supply be -inversely- proportional to price? I mean, I was under the impression that we had a distinct surplus of spores.

*We* have a surplus of nano spores. The Corpus, however, don't. Why do you think they keep raising the prices?
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