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"I'll be Brakk."  -- T-800, "The Terminator"

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  • "Oberon Kenobi has the Hallowed Ground."
  • "These are not the Hydroids you are Loki for."
  • "If my frame gets damaged, will it need plastid surgery?"
  • "Frost is (such) an ice guy."
  • "Chilling at the extract and taking cold damage is such an ice way to go."
  • "I'd make a joke about a stabby weapon with zero Puncture, but there's no point..."
  • "Better use those crystals before they argon."
  • "Are you down with the Sicarus?"
  • "Naruto Prime used Shadow Kronen Jutsu..."
  • "Guys, I know what I want for (Karyst)mas..."
  • "C-3POrdis..."
  • "Wtb Optimus Prime."
  • "My Operator's alarm is set for Tenno clock."
  • "Independence Day...that's the Forma July, right?"

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My clan has threatened me with demotion for making (dera)ble puns. I asked if I'd be made a genin again. (Ranks are Naruto-based.)

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4 hours ago, (PS4)Raven-Ghosthawk said:

"I'll be Brakk."  -- T-800, "The Terminator"

---

  • "Oberon Kenobi has the Hallowed Ground."
  • "These are not the Hydroids you are Loki for."
  • "If my frame gets damaged, will it need plastid surgery?"
  • "Frost is (such) an ice guy."
  • "Chilling at the extract and taking cold damage is such an ice way to go."
  • "I'd make a joke about a stabby weapon with zero Puncture, but there's no point..."
  • "Better use those crystals before they argon."
  • "Are you down with the Sicarus?"
  • "Naruto Prime used Shadow Kronen Jutsu..."
  • "Guys, I know what I want for (Karyst)mas..."
  • "C-3POrdis..."
  • "Wtb Optimus Prime."
  • "My Operator's alarm is set for Tenno clock."
  • "Independence Day...that's the Forma July, right?"

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My clan has threatened me with demotion for making (dera)ble puns. I asked if I'd be made a genin again.

We need to create some good "thunderbolts" of pubs from here on out.

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