New Contest: Carol of the Tenno

[Ultra0wnz]

Mirage the red primed warframe (Based on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer by Bing Crosby)

Spoiler

Well you know Nezha and Nekros
And Rhino and Saryn
Valkyr and Loki
And Banshee and Ember
But do you recall
The most epic warframe of all?

Talking about 
Mirage the red primed warframe
Had a very shiny trim
And if you ever saw her
Would you even say she glows.

All of the other warframes
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor Mirage
Join any Retribution raids.

Then one dark spacy night
Lotus came to say:
"Mirage with your frame so bright,
you may kill Vay Hek tonight."

Then how the warframes loved him
and they shouted out with glee:
"Mirage the red primed warframe,
You'll go down in sanctuary!"

I'm Mirage the red primed warframe
my prism is oh so bright

And if you ever saw it
Would you even say it blinds - like Konzu's head

All of the other warframes
Used to laugh and call me names
They never let poor Mirage
Join any Retribution raids.

Then one dark spacy night
Lotus came to say:
"Mirage with your frame so bright,
you may kill Vay Hek tonight."

Then how the warframes loved me
and they shouted out with glee:
"Mirage the red primed warframe,
You'll go down in sanctuary!"

I know Nezha
I know Nekros
I know Rhino
I know Saryn
I know Valkyr 
I know Loki
I know Banshee
I know something
Mirage the red primed warframe

 

[(PSN)ParalyKoK]

Tenno Bell Rock (Based off of Jingle Bells Rock composed originally by James Roth Boothe)

 

Ten-no bell, Ten-no bell, Ten-no bell Rock.
Ten-no's de-fea-ting , Vay-snore is flee-ing
he crashes , he dashes , as ten-no's amp stop
te-ra-lyst, as his knee caps pop.

Ten-no bell, Ten-no bell, Ten-no bell Rock.
FrostGlobes are free-zing, Ember is heating
No-ggle, Shaped coo-kies, as Octavia sings.
Lul-la-by, as ti-ny rell sleeps

What a right time,
as the night time,
co-ming back on-to the Plains
Fish-ing bait time
get that fish time
then back on-to the Lotus Sleigh

forma-ing, forma-ing, if for-ma could sing
Clem would really cryyyyyyy
Ten-nos
be dancin
with jinglin feets
to the ten-no bell rock

 

Edited December 11, 2017 by (PS4)ParalyKoK

[Chan]

Deck the halls By John Thomas. English version by: Thomas Oliphant
 

Spoiler

Deck the halls with Argon crystals

Sy-an-da-na-na, na-na-na-na

'Tis the season to bring pistols        

Gra-ka-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta Jump into the forma barrel 

Ga-ra-ra, pan-the-ra, ag-ku-za.

Sing the tenno christmas carol

Ak-ja-ga-ra-ra, ra-ra-ra-ra.

See the blazing drone before us.

Chro-ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma

Strike the heart and slay the Corpus.

Za-nu-ka-ka-ka, ka-ka-ka-ka

Helping Konzu is a pleasure.

Di-ri-ga-ga-ga, ga-ga-ga-ga

Cause he give us so much treasure.

Lan-ka-ka-ka-ka, ka-ka-ka-ka

Fast away the old prime passes.

Ven-ka-ka-ka-ka, ka-ka-ka-ka

Hail the stat proc, cold and gases

Nami-sky-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Through the wind and toxic weather.

En-du-ra-ra-ra, ra-ra-ra-ra

We Tenno stay strong together.

Ska-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

 

[(PSN)Wicked_IronAngel]

My Song Title

Lotus Got Run Over By A Reinphorid

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• Original Title
• Grandma Got Run Over By A Rreindeer
• Original Artist
• WillyNelson

                 

                                                     Lotus Got Run Over By A Reinphorid

 Lotus got run over by a reinphorid 

Leaving home from our dojo Christmas eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa Tenno

But as for me and Baro we believe.

She'd been drinking too much spacenog

And had striped herself down from head to toe

Left her Lotus unmentionables on my table

And then she staggered out the hatch into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack

She had reinphorid claw marks on her forehead

And an incriminating tattoo of Darvo dressed as Santa on her back!

The Lotus got run over by a reinphorid 

Leaving home from our dojo Christmas eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa Tenno

But as for me and Baro we believe.

Now we're all so awful worried for poor Baro

He's not taking this very well at all

Sending death threats all day long to Santa

Poundin his own forehead against the relay wall.

Its just not Christmas without Lotus

All the Tennos dressed in black

And we just can't help but wonder 

Should we had burried face down or on her back?

(ON HER BACK!)

                             

(Chorus)

Now the condroc sits upon the table

And a pudding made from Cetus fruit

And the blueish purple candles

That would have matched the color of Lotus‘s bra, g string, and suit.

I've warned all my fellow Tenno

 Watch out it could be them

They should never give a license 

To a man dealing black market goods

And plays with clem.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

 

 

   

[(PSN)Odayian420]

Real song: Snoopy's Christmas vs The red barron (Christmas bells)

By The Royal Guardsmen 

 

 

My title: Frost vs Ember (the Alarm bells)

The news it came across from the void.
The bloody red Ember was looking to score.
The grineer command ignored all of his men.
And called on Frost to do it again.

Safe in his bubble it was 40 below
Frost went out in search of his foe
He spotted the ember yet to be caught.
With ice in his veins he stood and he faught.

The alarm bells oh them bells ring across the land.
Alerting them to where you are.
And bringing out more men.

The ember had frost dead in his sights
He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight
Why he didnt shoot well we'll never know.
Or was it just a snowman Frost left below.

The alarm bells oh them bells ring across the land.
Alerting them to where you are.
And bringing out more men.

Ember made frost empty his clip
And forced him to tap out his energy to.
Frost was certain that this was the end
When the Ember yelled out Merry Tennobaum my friend

The Ember then offered a holiday toast.
And Frost our hero saluted his host
And then with a nod
They were both on their way each knowing they'd meet on some other day.

The alarm bells oh them bells ring across the land.
Alerting them to where you are.
And bringing out more men.


 

[(PSN)Hevons_Demon]

Jingle bells - James Pierpont 

Maroo smells - Demon Dave

Dashing through the void on 1 half of broken war

There goes that silly vay hek, why's he so buttsore

The gustag's names arent Fred, zanukas on alad v's head 

Here comes the stalker to try n make sure im dead 

O, maroo smells, maroo smells, i hate ur dumb bazaar

U know that thing we call an arch wing i wish could b a car

O, maroo smells, maroo smells, back to ur fake relay

Ppl go hoping to find the trader but all they get is u, hey!?!

I do ur dumb run room for a dang statue

All for some endo the ppl all should know when u get tons from ur dojo

Thnx hope all enjoyed

[terracrafteris]

We wish you a merry Christmas by

The Fireside Singers

 

While I call it

 

We wish you good RNG by

Me

 

We wish you good RNG

We wish you good RNG

We wish you good RNG
So you get that rare drop.

 

The Lotus is sleeping and she wont judge you

For fishing during a mission somewhere near a big lake.

 

We wish you good RNG

We wish you good RNG

We wish you good RNG
So you get that rare drop.

 

Oh, bring us some Baro's items

Oh, bring us some Baro's items

Oh, bring us some Baro's items

And something unique.

 

When Baro arrives he'll steal all our cash

But lets hope he brings something that we dont have.

 

We wish you good RNG

We wish you good RNG

We wish you good RNG
So you get that rare drop.

 

For we like some good cosmetics

For we like some good cosmetics

For we like some good cosmetics

And some new syandannas.

 

The Stalker arrives, you better go hide,

He's coming with rares so it'd be best to prepare.

 

We wish you good RNG

We wish you good RNG

We wish you good RNG
So you get that rare drop.

 

And we won't be very happy

And we won't be very happy

And we won't be very happy

With Darvo's crap deals.

 

We wish you good RNG

We wish you good RNG

We wish you good RNG
So you get that rare drop.

Yes, we wish you a Tenno Christmas

Edited December 11, 2017 by terracrafteris
Forgot to add original song creator/author

[DukeOfCornwall]

My brief submission, set to the music of "Oh come, all ye faithful" (Adeste Fidelis):

 

Spoiler

O come, all ye Tenno, joyful and triumphant!
O come ye, O come ye to Darvo's Shop;
Come and behold him
Born the King of Clones:
O come, let us adore Him, (3×)
Clem the Lord.

I thank you

[doombrackers]

12 days of Christmas (warframe vision)

on the first day of warframe lotus gave to me a really stealthy loki

on the second day of warframe lotus gave to me 5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the third day of warframe lotus gave to me a 2,000 endo, 5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the fourth day of warframe lotus gave to me a 2 legendary cores , 2,000 endo, 5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the fifth day of warframe lotus gave to me 5 cassowars, 2 legendary cores, 2,000 endo, 5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the sixth day of warframe lotus gave to me 6 kubrow eggs,5 cassowars, 2 legendary cores,2,000 endo,5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the seventh day of warframe lotus gave to me 7 Excalibur skins,6 kubrow eggs, 5 cassowars,2 legendary cores,2,000 endo,5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the eighth day of warframe lotus gave to me 8 relic packs, 7 Excalibur skins,6 kubrow eggs, 5 cassowars,2 legendary cores,2,000 end0,5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the ninth day of warframe lotus gave to me 9 arkwings weapons,8 relic packs,7 Excalibur skins,6 kubrow eggs,5 cassowars, 2 legendary cores,2,000 endo,5,000 credits a really stealthy loki

on the tenth day of warframe lotus gave to me,10 Armor sets,9 arkwings weapons,8 relic packs,7 Excalibur skins,6 kubrow eggs,5 cassowars, 2 legendary cores,2,000 endo,5,000 credits a really stealthy loki

on the eleventh day of warframe lotus gave to me 11 hydroid primes ,10 Armor sets,9 arkwings weapons,8 relic packs,7 Excalibur skins,6 kubrow eggs,5 cassowars, 2 legendary cores,2,000 endo,5,000 credits a really stealthy loki

on the twelfth day of warframe lotus gave to me 1,000 platinum,11 hydroid primes ,10 Armor sets,9 arkwings weapons,8 relic packs,7 Excalibur skins,6 kubrow eggs,5 cassowars, 2 legendary cores,2,000 endo,5,000 credits a really stealthy loki

have a happy tenno Christmas everyone

Edited December 11, 2017 by doombrackers

[(PSN)DarknessYumi]

So this is a song not meant for those without a sense of humor. The song's tune is based on jingle bells.

Tenno in Cetus

• Sliding down the plains 

An opticor on my back 

Mining or fishing 

F*** it let's attack 

• The grineer are pushovers

The infested are even worse

The rewards are usually nice

But Vay Hek is a curse

(Oh) Tenno guns, plague star runs

Gaining standing is a bore

Terralyst and Vomvalyst

You can classify as pimp and @#&*(

(Oh) Building zaws, catching maws

Farming is a pain

Electric water, archwing mortars

Thank god there's no acid rain.

(Song was made whilst in a party with the Demolition 6 crew)

[doombrackers]

2 minutes ago, doombrackers said:

12 days of Christmas (warframe vision)

on the first day of warframe lotus gave to me a really stealthy loki

on the second day of warframe lotus gave to me 5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the third day of warframe lotus gave to me a 2,000 endo, 5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the fourth day of warframe lotus gave to me a 2 legendary cores , 2,000 endo, 5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the fifth day of warframe lotus gave to me 5 cassowars, 2 legendary cores, 2,000 endo, 5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the sixth day of warframe lotus gave to me 6 kubrow eggs,5 cassowars, 2 legendary cores,2,000 endo,5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the seventh day of warframe lotus gave to me 7 Excalibur skins,6 kubrow eggs, 5 cassowars,2 legendary cores,2,000 endo,5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the eighth day of warframe lotus gave to me 8 relic packs, 7 Excalibur skins,6 kubrow eggs, 5 cassowars,2 legendary cores,2,000 end0,5,000 credits and a really stealthy loki

on the ninth day of warframe lotus gave to me 9 arkwings weapons,8 relic packs,7 Excalibur skins,6 kubrow eggs,5 cassowars, 2 legendary cores,2,000 endo,5,000 credits a really stealthy loki

on the tenth day of warframe lotus gave to me,10 Armor sets,9 arkwings weapons,8 relic packs,7 Excalibur skins,6 kubrow eggs,5 cassowars, 2 legendary cores,2,000 endo,5,000 credits a really stealthy loki

on the eleventh day of warframe lotus gave to me 11 hydroid primes ,10 Armor sets,9 arkwings weapons,8 relic packs,7 Excalibur skins,6 kubrow eggs,5 cassowars, 2 legendary cores,2,000 endo,5,000 credits a really stealthy loki

on the twelfth day of warframe lotus gave to me 1,000 platinum,11 hydroid primes ,10 Armor sets,9 arkwings weapons,8 relic packs,7 Excalibur skins,6 kubrow eggs,5 cassowars, 2 legendary cores,2,000 endo,5,000 credits a really stealthy loki

have a happy tenno Christmas everyone

 

[Itchy2feet]

My entry:

Glory to the darvo deals! (Hark the herald angels sing-Charles Wesley):

Spoiler

“Its The Grineer” Lotus grunted

Glory to the darvo deals!

Plains on earth and arch-wing air

All those rockets homing in!

Joyful, all the TennoGen

Can’t wait for, the rest of them!

Stalker ever getting near

Who recalls the grustrag three?

Platinum: resource of the gods

GLORY TO THE DARVO DEALS!!!!!

Alot of fun doing this one. xD

[dafakesteam999]

Deck the Halls by Corrupted Vor (Deck the Halls English Lyrics by Thomas Oliphant)

Spoiler

Deck the halls with Tenno's folly
Vor-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the reason to gain glory
Vor-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our own Seer barrel
Vor-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Troll the Sentient non-eyed bombshell
Vor-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

See the dazing Void before us.
Vor-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Smite my heart now borne by Janus.
Vor-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure,
Vor-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell of Void-tied treasure.
Vor-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Throw away the Miter chassis (chass-ez plural),
Vor, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Hail the new, ye back from abyss!
Vor, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
See we'll never fall forever
Vor, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Bleedless with Janus endeavor!
Vor, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

 

Edited December 15, 2017 by dafakesteam999

[(PSN)IsWi2002]

"A Christmas Liset"

Based on "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby

 

I'm dreaming of a christmas liset
Just like the one back in 2015
Where theres snow decorating
And mistletoes wating
To hear a tenno walking by

I'm dreaming of a christmas liset
With every bundle up for sale
May your ship be fancy and white
And may all your warframes be bright

I'm dreaming of a snowy earth
Just like the one irl
Where the grineer are freezing
And ez to kill
Except for Clem, who is my friend

I'm dreaming of a snowy earth
With every grineer that I kill
May your tenno be feasting on souls
And may your warframe be covered in blood

Edited December 11, 2017 by (PS4)IsWi2002

[Djaevelgor]

 

"Christmas At Ground Zero" By Weird Al Yankovic (Warframed - ified by Djaevelgor)
 

It's Tennobaum at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin' and the Tenno are singin'
While the Grineer sirens blare

It's Tennobaum at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The Lotus just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute Darvo shoppin'
It's time to face your final destiny

Well, it's Tennobaum at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud

[siren]

You might hear some Sentients on your rooftop
Or Clem on your windowsill
But if someone's climbin' down your chimney
You better load your Lex and shoot to kill

Oh, it's Tennobaum at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see the all new
Infested on New Year's Day

It's Tennobaum at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my Tennobaum lover
Underneath the mistletoe

It's Tennobaum at Ground Zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

[siren]

[(PSN)dragonfire1280]

Hey DE just wanted to say your doing a great job with warframe i've been here for 2 years and watched this game develop into something beautiful butt for some reason it says i've only played for 1 year even though i have the cycle 3 and 4 sigils and 2 excal prisma noggles pls fix anyway take as much time as you need to do updates or fixes or changes you dont have to let the community rush you because i want you (DE) To take as long as needed to do updates because i want to see this games full potential and new mechanics so thank you DE for designing this game i personally think its the most amazing game i've ever played 

[(XBOX)XxPolarisxX97]

Silent Vay Hek,  writen originally byJoseph Nohr, and Franz Xaver Gruber.    

Silent Vay Hek, shush Vay Hek!

Why are you, always so loud

Theres no need, to be so mad 

The Lotus will soon, be thrown into the sun

Then you wont have to shout so much,

Vay Hek stop yelling please,

Vay Hek stop yelling please.

 

Silent Vay Hek, shush Vay Hek! 

Tenno laugh at the sight, 

Your voice can be heard from heaven afar 

All the Grineer have ear plugs, 

Vay Hek gave me ear cancer!

Vay Hek gave me ear cancer

 

Silent Vay Hek, shush Vay Hek!

The Queens propose that you no longer shout

All it does is drop the Grineer's morale

No one can stand your yelling, so stop now

Yes we get it, curse the Tenno

Yes we get it, curse the Tenno.

 

  

              

[Fletroc]

Dean Martin - Let it snow!

Spoiler

Let Him go

Oh the sorties outside are frightful
And Vay Hek is not delightful
And since there's assasination to go
Uh-Uh NO! 
Uh-Uh NO!
Uh-Uh NO!

It doesn't show signs of stopping
He just spins and randomly hopping
The hitbox is way to small
Uh-Uh NO! 
Uh-Uh NO!
Uh-Uh NO!

My hope is slowly dying
And to kill him we're still tryin'
But since it's a Bayblade show
Uh-Uh NO! 
Uh-Uh NO!
Uh-Uh NO!
 

 

[Soulraider4567]

CHECK THIS CAROL OUT!!!!! (parody of "rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer")

you know banshee, and ash, and chroma, and nekros

loki, and hydroid, and mesa, and rhino

but do you recall...

the most hated warframe of all?...

LIMBO, THE HATED WARFRAME

had a very annoying playstyle

and if you ever joined him

you'd wish you started throwing up bile

all of the other warframes

used to cringe and call him names

they never let poor limbo

join in any public games

then one foggy, cool devstream

Scott had to come to say

"Limbo, we're gonna buff your stuff

cause we think you really suck"

then all the tenno loved him

even though the rift is still trash

LIMBO, THE HATED WARFRAME

YOU GAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE A BAD RASH =(

*fin*

Edited December 11, 2017 by Soulraider4567
the first one looked like crap........my fault

[Bryuf]

Here comes Suzy Snowflake, Sid Tepper and Roy C. Bennett

(Spoiler Warning: Contains The Second Dream content)

Spoiler

Here comes Sentient Hunhow

Sentient destroy’r of worlds

Searching for the tenno reservoir

An end to The Old War

 

Here comes Sentient Hunow

He wants the tenno dead

Cleave their heart beating from it’s nest

Then I’ll kill the rest

 

If you want to end the old war

All you have to do is find the moon

If you want to join me Natah

We’ll leave this world in gloom

 

Here comes Sentient Hunhow

Beating the Naga drums

Bringing death to ev’ry one and each

Tenno, your time has come

 

[jossy15]

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing by Charles Wesley

( Hark! The Herald Tenno sing)

Hark! the herald tenno sing
Glory to the clemborn king
Peace on factions, and solar system
Clem and grineer reconciled
Joyful, all ye factions, rise
Join the fight as a team
With th' lotus under guidance
Clem is born in darvo place
Har, the herald tenno sing
Glory to the clemborn King 

[(XBOX)Spartan Roks]

Don't know if anyone else did this or not but this is my submission

Clem the undercover Grineer.

Original song - Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer

Original composer - Johnny Marks

Spoiler

You know Cap-tain Vor, Lieu-tenant Kril, Kela de Thayme and Vay Hek

Sar-gus ruk, Tyle Re-gor, Gru-strag three, Ven'Kra Tel

But do you recall

The most famous Gri-neer of all

Cle-m the undercover Gri-neer, 

Had a very shin-y Grakata

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it glows

All of the other Gri-neer

Used to hate and try to kill-'em

They never let poor Cle-m

into any any rath-uum games 

then one foggy LoR eve,

Space mom came to say

Cle-m with your grakatas so bright

Won't you escort my formorion to-night

Then how the Tenno loved him

As they praised him gle-e

Cle-m the undercover Gri-neer

You'll be worshiped in history. 

 

 

Edited December 11, 2017 by (XB1)Spartan Roks

[(XBOX)FreewillZoo56]

    jingle bells by.james lord pierpont

.                         title:warframe builds

 

.                                                        dashing through grineer

.                                                        with one gun and one blade 

.                                                        over the cliff i go, laughing all the way

.                                                        tigris shots will ring

.                                                        making holes look wide

.                                                        oh what fun it is to see

.                                                        all tenno rise tonight..

.                                warframe build,warframe build

.                                warframe build away,

.                                oh what fun when it is done

.                                infested will be slayed

Edited December 11, 2017 by (XB1)FreewillZoo56

[(PSN)Stagius01]

 

Original song: the 12 days of christmas -Frederic Austin

 

the twelve days of baro - by Stagius01 and Hircine5o (both on PS4)

On the 1st day of baro, ki'teer gave to me:

A sands of inaros blueprint

 

On the 2nd day of baro, ki'teer gave to me:

A prisma grakata

And a sands of inaros blueprint

 

On the 3rd dayof baro, ki'teer gave to me:

Tempo royale

A prisma grakata

And a sand of inaros blueprint

 

On the 4th day of baro, ki'teer gave to me:

An eos prime set

Tempo royale

A prisma grakata

And a sands of inaros blueprint

 

On the 5th day of baro, ki'teer gave to me:

PRIMED PRESSURE POINT!!

An eos prime set

Tempo royale

A prisma grakata

And a sands of inaros blueprint

 

On the 6th day of baro, ki'teer gave to me:

Some stalker summons

PRIMED PRESSURE POINT

An eos prime set

Tempo royale

A prisma grakata

And a sands of inaros blueprint

 

On the 7th day of baro, ki'teer gave to me:

A razza syandana

Some stalker summons

PRIMED PRESSURE POINT

An eos prime set

Tempo royale

A prisna grakata

And a sands of inaros blueprint

 

On the 8th day of baro, ki'teer gave to me:

Sarcastic comments

A razza syandana

Some stalker summons

PRIMED PRESSURE POINT

an eos prime set

Tempo royal

A prisma grakata

And a sands of inaros blueprint

 

On the 9th day of baro, ki'teer gave to me:

Ki'teer kubrow armour

Sarcastic comments

A razza syandana

Some stalker summons

PRIMED PRESSURE POINT

An eos prime set

Tempo royal

A prisma grakata

And a sands of inaros blueprint

 

On the 10th day of baro, ki'teer gave to me:

An operator earpiece

Ki'teer kubrow armour

Sarcastic comments

A razza syandana

some stalker summons

PRIMED PRESSURE POINT

and eos prime set

Tempo royale

A prisma grakata

And a sands of inaros blueprint

 

On the 11th day of baro, ki'teer gave to me:

A flaming sugatra

An operator earpiece

Ki'teer kubrow armour

Sarcastic comments

A razza syandana

Some stalker summons

PRIMED PRESSURE POINT

An eos prime set

Tempo royale

A prisma grakata

And a sands of inaros blueprint

 

On the 12th day of baro, ki'teer gave to me:

An immortal skin

A flaming sugatra

An Operator earpiece

Ki'teer kubrow armour

Sarcastic commets

A razza syandana

Some stalker summons

PRIMED PRESSURE POINT

An eos prime set

Tempo royale

A prisma grakata 

And a sands of inaros blueprint!!!

[(PSN)AndayyyT]

(My first contest entree, here goes)
Jingle Bells (A PoE Parody)

Soaring through the plains
With Archwings all the way
To Grineer Camps we'll go
Here to ruin their day
Sirens start to ring
telling us that it's night
My Chroma build I will bring
to slay Teralysts tonight!

Jingle Bells, Vay Hek smells
More Grineer by the day
But as long as you are by my side
They can't get in our way! (Hey!)
Jingle Bells, Vay Hek smells
More Grineer by the day
As long as you are by my side
They can't get in our way!

About a month ago
It was "Trouble in Teralyst Town"
But now with my new amp
We take those titans down
I love this big update
It comes with a new frame
What fun it is to bring my friends
And roam about the plains!

Oh, Jingle Bells, Vay Hek smells
More Grineer by the day
But as long as you are by my side
They can't get in our way! (Hey!)
Jingle Bells, Vay Hek smells
More Grineer by the day
As long as you are by my side
They can't get in our way!