New Contest: Carol of the Tenno

(XBOX)WAQ SKITTLEZ · December 11, 2017

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN

BY Jimmy Durante

(FROST THE TENNO)

Frost the tenno was a awesome tenno indeed

With a Fragor and a Sobek dont forget about his Lex too

Frost the tenno is a badass looking warframe

He was made out of Systems,chassis and neuroptics but the Corpus

Know how he destroyed all there men with only one power

He must had hacks on or maybe had full energy but no one was there to know what happened

Because they were all DEAD

Frost the tenno

Was the only one alive

and so he started to flea

Frost the tenno was finely put down by a

Red nose Stalker in the night.

THE END

(XBOX)Brokiin · December 11, 2017

12 Days Of Warframe: Written by PRCorder.

On the 1st day of Warframe Lotus gave to me a bow with a really long string

On the 2nd day of Warframe Lotus gave to me 2 pairs of Kunai and a bow with a really long string

On the 3rd day of Warframe Lotus gave to me 3 Syandanas, 2 pairs of Kunai, and a bow with a really long string

On the 4th day of Warframe Lotus gave to me 4 Forma Blueprints, 3 Syandanas, 2 pairs of Kunai, and a bow with a really long string

On the 5th day of Warframe Lotus gave to me 5 Nitain Extract, 4 Forma blueprints, 3 Syandanas, 2 pairs of Kunai, and a bow with a really long string

On the 6th day of Warframe Ordis gave to me 6 Grineer Forces, 5 Nitain Extract, 4 Forma Blueprints, 3 Syandanas, 2 pairs of Kunai, and a bow with a really long string.

On the 7th day of Warfra- I aM yOuR rEcKoNiNg

(XBOX)THANOTOS OMEGA · December 11, 2017

The little Grakata CLEM! based on the little Drummer boy by Katherine kennicott Davis

Come they told CLEM!
Grakata-ka-ka

A new found friend to see
Grakata-ka-ka

My finest deals i bring
Grakata-ka-ka

To offer to CLEM!
Grakata-ka-ka-gra
Grakata-ka-ka
Grakata-ka-ka

So to arm CLEM!
Grakata-ka-ka-gra
When he comes

Grakata-ka-ka-gra
Grakata-ka-ka-gra

Rebel Corpus
Grakata-ka-ka-gra
CLEM! is a Rebel too
Grakata-ka-ka-gra

CLEM! Has no credits to spend
Grakata-ka-ka-gra
That's fit for these weapons
Grakata-ka-ka-gra
Grakata-ka-ka
Grakata-ka-ka

Shall CLEM! Kill for you?
Grakata-ka-ka-gra
Grakata-ka-ka-gra

Darvo nodded
Grakata-ka-ka-gra
The Nox and Lancer fled in fear
Grakata-ka-ka-gra

CLEM! Killed many foes for Him
Grakata-ka-ka-gra
CLEM! Aimed his best for Him
Grakata-ka-ka-gra
Grakata-ka-ka
Grakata-ka-ka

Then He rearmed CLEM!
Grakata-ka-ka-gra
Armed CLEM! With GRAKTAS!
[Grakata firing noises]

Polodin_Polonire · December 11, 2017

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - PERRY COMO

Frosty the Warframe - Polodin_Polonire

Frosty the Warframe, was a lonely Globe placer,
With a horn like a beetle and a very long coat, and a 4 like a bomb.

Frosty the Warframe, globe-builds were all they shared.
He only made bubbles, he caused Lenz troubles and no one ever cared .

There must have been some tears from those who killed themselves from this,

For when they shot and hit his globe, they wished they would have missed!

Oh, Frosty, the Warframe, was as sad as he could be;
the children only used his 3,
just the same as you and me.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Frosty cry.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
he made people die.

Frosty the Warframe, felt guilty with his ball,
he said, "I will use Lenz too, shoot until I'm blue and satisfy you all."

Down to Hydron, with a Lenz bow in his hands,
Running here and there, all around the square,
sayin', "this is only fair."

He placed a bubble, causing enemies trouble, all around the cryopod,

and shot against his ball, he heard some enemies call "you'll definetly rot!"

Frosty, the Warframe, blew up in pieces
But he felt good, lying on his foot, as his life decreases.

"For my brother, who died way too much because of Frost's bubbles"

Aurcore · December 11, 2017

My version of "Carol of the bells"

"Klink of the plat"

Klink, how the plat,
Sweet silver plat,
All seem to be,
Spend' them away.

Platinium is here,
Bringing good cheer,
To rich and poor,
Please two or more.

klink klonk klink klonk
That is their song
With joyful ring
All rattling.

One seems to hav'
Plats of good stacks
Tradin' all day
Filling their pouch.

Oh how they stack,
Raising the klank,
O'er void and vault,
Telling their prize.

Daily they stay
While people trade
Primes of good tier,
Platinium is her'.

shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny Platinium,
shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny Platinium.

On on they grind,
On without end,
Their dreadfull tone,
To every prone.

Klink klonk klink klonk.
Klink klonk klink klonk.

Klink, how the plat,
Sweet silver plat,
All seem to be,
Spend' them away.
(We will spend them away)

Platinium is here,
Bringing good cheer,
To rich and poor,
Please two or more.
(Bringing Plat to the rich and poor)

Oh how they stack,
Raising the klank,
O'er void and vault,
Telling their prize.

Daily they stay
While people trade
Primes of good tier,
Platinium is her'.

shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny Platinium,
Shiny platinium.
shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny Platinium,
Shiny platinium.

On on they grind,
On without end,
Their joyful tone
To every home.

EnemyST4ND · December 11, 2017

I forgot to mention the original song name and artist. I don't know how lenient the rules are about that when the answer is obvious, so I'm just going to re-enter in the contest with all the info in order.

Original song: "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by Dr. Seuss.

Spoiler

You're a mean one, Mr. Baro
You really sell a steal.
Your mods are just as useful,
as a mutagen-based meal.
Mr. Baro.

The wounds your items cause me,
Not even Trinity can heal.

You're a monster, Mr Baro
To con me is your goal.
With the credits your stuff cost me,
You could purchase a whole mall.
Mr. Baro.

Do they have Christmas in the void?
Expect nothing but coal.

You're a vile one, Mr. Baro.
For ducats is your guile.
You keep these specters coming,
doesn't that go out of style?
Mr. Baro.

If you were a cephalon,
"Sympathy" would be a missing file.

You're a foul one, Mr. Baro.
I really hate you lots.
When I see you with that grin,
I can't help the killer thoughts.
Mr. Baro.

I gotta say: Your mother?
I crown her the queen of thots!

Your primed garbage, pet armor,
ugly capes, operator beauty marks
and mastery fodder:
They're not worth inventory slots!

You infect me, Mr. Baro.
And my cyst, just grew a cyst!
For naughty boys like you,
Santa has a special list.
Mr. Baro.

I'd rhyme some more, but really
Now I'm just getting pissed!

(XBOX)Peridot Clod05 · December 11, 2017

Its the most wonderful time of the year

by:andy Williams

. its the most wonderful time of the year with mirage prime access and everyone telling you"to get hydroid prime". its the most wonderful time of the year. its the hap-happiest season of all with darvo discounts and clan meetings with friends come to call its the hap-happiest season of all.there'll be squads for hosting grineer for toasting and corpus out in the snow.there'll be scary infested stories and tales of the glories of tenno long,long ago . its the most wonderful time of the year there'll be much gifting and hearts will be glowing when prime access is near its the most wonderful time of the year

. (Short Break)

. there'll be squads for hosting grineer for toasting and corpus out in the snow ,there'll be scary infested stories and tales of the glories of tenno long,long ago

. ooooohhh(x3). its the most wonderful time of the year there'll be much gifting and hearts will be glowing when prime access is near

. its the most wonderful time of the year(x3)

. ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!

. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

(XBOX)xXToxicRevenge · December 11, 2017

Deck The Tenno's

Deck The Halls By Thomas Oliphant

Deck The Tenno's With Credits Of Christmas

Swaz-do lah la la la la la lah

'Tis The Season To Be Jolly, Gather All you Tenno's Its The Time Of The Year To Be Jolly

Swaz-do lah la la la la la lah

Fill The Bow Up, With the Joys Of Christmas

Swaz-do lah la la la la la lah

Spread The Word Tenno's Tennobaum's back!

Follow TThe Lotus In Merry Measure

Swaz-do lah la la la la la lah

Merry Tennobaum And Christmas DE And Fellow Tenno's

Oh No Here's The Stalker, Hes Going To Steal Christmas Tenno.

Swaz-do la la la la la lah

Tenno!

I Am Your Reckoning!!

Chiorul · December 11, 2017

" Mary did you know" written by Mark Lowry,

but I know this song from Pentatonix/

Lotus did you know( Ode the the Lotus)

Lotus, did you know that your tenno boys will one day harm the stalker?

Lotus, did you know that your tenno boys would one day save Cetus sons and daughters?

Did you know that your tenno boys has come to make you a Mom

This tenno children that you are guiding, will soon guide you

Lotus, did you know that your tenno boys will give nightmares to a bad man?

Lotus, did you know that your tenno boys will face the queens with his hands?

Did you know that your teeno boys has walked where infested trod?

When you kiss your little tennos, you kiss the face of the void

Lotus, did you know? Lotus, did you know? Lotus, did you know?..

The weak will cheer, the brave will fight, the colonies will smile again.

the corrupt will fall, earth will be clean again, the praises of the tennos!

Lotus, did you know that your tenno boys are fighting for redemption?

Lotus, did you know that your tenno boys will one day free the System?

Did you know that your tenno boys are void perfect image?

This sleeping children that your guiding are the greatest heroes!

Lotus, did you know? Lotus, did you know? Lotus, did you know?..

Lotus, did you know?

Edited December 20, 2017 by Chiorul
Forgot to add Ode to the Lotus

NABrr · December 11, 2017

My entry :D Warning: Potential Spoilers >.>

Spoiler

Tenno Using Knells

(Carol of the Bells – Arthur Fiedler)

Hark hear the screams

See the bodies fling

A ballad doth ring

As their blades sing

The Tenno are here

Instilling fear

Breaking gene molds

Wearing some gold

Doom Doom Doom Doom

You can assume

Grineer are dead

Shot using Dread

Corpus fight for strife

Tenno fight for life

Fire using Knell

They lay where they fell

Lotus rally cry

A Womb in the Sky

Lua hiding place

In the dead of space

Ordis sends ArchWing

Jordis starts pleaing

Juggernauts abound

Loud wailing sounds

The Orokin are pretty messed up

Now you can waste time playing dress up

Kela de’Thaym

She’s pretty plain

Then’s there’s Regor

He’s quite the bore

Hark hear the screams

See the bodies fling

A ballad doth ring

As their blades sing

The Tenno are here

Instilling fear

Breaking gene molds

Wearing some gold

Doom Doom Doom Doom

You can assume

Grineer are dead

Shot using Dread

Corpus fight for strife

Tenno fight for life

Fire using Knell

They lay where they fell

Lotus rally cry

A Womb in the Sky

Lua hiding place

In the dead of space

Ordis sends ArchWing

Jordis starts pleaing

Juggernauts abound

Loud wailing sounds

The Orokin are pretty messed up

Now you can waste time playing dress up

Margulis sacrificed

So you had life

Forgive her this lie

For Lotus you fight

Ostron you defend

From Sentients again

Craft yourself a zaw

Gifts from afar

This is what you… are…

Edited December 15, 2017 by NABrr

(PSN)ReaperWolf2k · December 11, 2017

Its the most wonderful time of the year by andy williams

Shes the most stealthest frame of the year

With her arrows jinglin

And grineer telling vay hek shes comming with here gear

Shes the most stealthest frame of the year

Shes the ste-stealthest frame of all

With those quiver arrow and prowl to say

When grineer sceram and call

Shes the ste-stealthest frame of all

They´ll be sleeping and snoring

Switching her arrows

And the artimus seven arrow shot

There'll be ghost ivara stories

And tales of the huntress of the

Arrows fling, fling away

Shes the stealthest frame of the year

They´ll be much searching

And heads will be blowing

When the arrows are near

Shes the stealthest frame of the year

They´ll be sleeping and snoring

Switching her arrows and the artimus seven arrow shot there'll be ghost ivara stories

And tales of the huntress of the

Arrows fling ,fling away

Shes the stealthest frame of the year

Yes the stealthest frame of the year

Oh the stealthest frame of the year

ReaperWolf2k was the only one to write the song

Edited December 11, 2017 by (PS4)ReaperWolf2k
Forgot the credit

Ottofyre · December 11, 2017

Silent Night (Original text by Joseph Mohr, Composed by Franz Xaver Gruber)

Spoiler

Violent night, Gory night,
Something's wrong, time to fight
Lotus says the balance is lost
Grineer attacked by greedy Corpus
Sweep them off of Ceres!
Sweep them off of Ceres!

Violent night, Gory night,
Corpus quake at the sight
Warframes rain like death from above
Grineer have no word for Hallelujah
Corpus are crushed and torn!
Corpus are crushed and torn!

Silent night, calm and bright
Someone's there in the light
Lotus beams, a warm smile on her face
Star Child basks in her loving grace
Now the System's at peace!
Well, for a minute at least...

Edited December 12, 2017 by Ottofyre

The_Kinetic_Won · December 11, 2017

Original Artist / Song

Nat King Cole / The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)

Ember's roasting with a world on fire

A Max range frost nipping at your nose

Warframe carols being sung by Octavia

And folks dressed up like the Ostron

Every tenno knows, a Sortie and 4k Endo

Help to make the season bright

Tiny Clem with his eyes all aglow

Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Baro’ Ki’Teer's on his way

He’s loaded lots of toys and primes on his sleigh

And every Oston’s child is gonna spy

To see if Archwings can really fly

So I’m offering this simple phrase

To Master Rank one to thirty too

Although it’s be said many times, many ways

Tenno SCOOOOOOOM to you!

BOOM SAUCE

ErvineOnline · December 11, 2017

Jingle Bells by James Pierpont

Excalibur Bells Rendition

Spoiler

Dashing through Pluto

In my favorite frame

Over the Corpus we go

Head shots all the way

(SFX: Blap! Blap! Blap!)

Hack on Ambulas pings

The use of Ciphers rise

Oh, what fun it is to grind and get

Excalibur parts tonight

Oh, Excalibur Prime, Excalibur Prime

For Founders only

Oh, what fun it is to gloat

In this Founder only Warframe

Oh, Excalibur Prime, Excalibur Prime

For Founders only

Oh, I wish I played back then

But hindsight’s 20/20!

BobvilleFTW · December 11, 2017

A parody of "A Fairytale Of New York" by BobvilleFTW, helps if you listen to the original :wink:

Spoiler

"A Fairytale Of Platinum"

It was Christmas Eve comrade
In the backroom
An old man said to me,
Won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Deal For You
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got me a lucky one
30 percent was gone
I've got a feeling
This deal's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you Clem-Clem
I can't see a better time
When all our deals are better

They've got deals
Small as Kurias
They've got rivers of plat
But you go through your savings
It's no place for fat cats

When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Victory was waiting for me

You were fabulous
You were creepy
A frame full of mystery
When the mission was over
You howled out for more
The Stalker was swinging
All the noobs they were shrieking
We killed on the corner
Then danced through the fight

The boys of the Perrin Sequence Choir
Were singing O' Tennobaum
And the alarms were ringing
Out for Christmas day

You're a noob
You're a pro
You're all flying past space junk
Lying there almost dead
With an allies foot on your head

You slacker
You speed-runner
You primed-up potato
Good deals this Christmas
I pray Clem
That they'll last

The boys of the Perrin Sequence Choir
Were singing O' Tennobaum
And the alarms were ringing
Out for Christmas day

I could have been Valkyr
Well, I could've been anyone
You took my plat
From me when I first found you
I spent it all on weapons
I used them with my frames
I need more weapon spaces
I need more platinum deals

The boys of the Perrin Sequence Choir
Were singing O' Tennobaum
And the alarms were ringing
Out for Christmas day

Mursen · December 11, 2017

Really, I want to know if this post is a response to last year "12 Days of Warframe Christmas" from Omni Voice. It was a great video and song. For those who don't know him, he is a youtuber that makes funny and interesting little shows with warframe and has an amazing voice. Here the video in case you want to hear him:

Révélation

I hope he can make another song,

CrispySloth · December 11, 2017

Do You Hear What I Grineer?

Based on the lyrics "Do you Hear what I Hear?" by Noël Regney.

Spoiler

Said the Space Marine to Captain Vor,
Gar seeh sohmekling?
Way up in the sky, Captain Vor,
Gar seeh sohmekling?
A ship, a ship, lurking in the void
With a murderer that must be destroyed
With a murderer that must be destroyed

Said Captain Vor to the Grustrag Three,
Hu reig sohmekling?
Falling through the sky, Grustrag Three,
Hu reig sohmekling?
A Liset, a Liset, above the toxic green
With war crimes as big as Corpus greed
With war crimes as big as Corpus greed

Said the Grustrag Three to the mighty Queens,
Gar klovo grat hu klovo?
In your Kuva Fortress, mighty Queens,
Gar klovo grat hu klovo?
The Tenno, the Tenno hiding in the void
Let us bring them suffering and toil
Let us bring them suffering and toil

Said the Queens to clones everywhere,
Reig to grat hu sayah!
Prepare for war, clones everywhere!
Reig to grat hu sayah!
The Tenno, the Tenno, creeping in the night
They will bring us bloodshed and blight
They will bring us bloodshed and blight

MadeyeMcB · December 11, 2017

Dr Suess; You're a mean one Mr. Grinch --

You're a mean one, Kuva Queen
You really are a git
You're as cuddly as a Boiler, you're as charming as a Brood Mother, Kuva Queen
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Kuva Queen
Your heart's a gaping maw
Your brain is full of maggots, you have garlic in your soul, Kuva Queen
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Kuva Queen
You have Infested in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick Jordas Golem, Kuva Queen
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the Jordas Golem!

You're a vile one, Kuva Queen
You're a nasty wasty Kavat
Your heart is full of moldy genes your soul is full of funk, Kuva Queen
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Skank, stink, stunk"!

You're a rotter, Kuva Queen
You're the Queen of sin full sots
Your heart's a dead reactor splotched with infested purple spots, Kuva Queen
Your soul is an appalling salvage run overflowing with the most deplorable
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in useless knots!

You nauseate me, Kuva Queen
With a nauseous super "naus"!
You're a crooked twisted queeny and you slink like a sloth, Kuva Queen
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

Irotano · December 11, 2017

WELP. sorry for the slight insults DE.

Carol Of The Bells-really weird Ukranian name(Mykola Leontovych)

Carol of the Tenno

Hark! Here they come

With weapons drawn

To free us all

From Grineer rule

Tenno are here

Bringing great fear

To heart of Worm

And joy to all

Frost here he comes

Building his globe

Ember she burns

Helping us all

Baro arrives

With great gear

That is a lie

He brings trash mods

Primes Getting vaulted

Slash getting nerfed

Khora coming soon

Acolytes returning

Daily we farm

For Great mods

But all we get

Is pressure point

Bloody, Bloody, Bloody, Bloody Rng

On on this goes

Till we get bored

Then we stop

And sleep a lot

Hark! Here they come

With weapons drawn

To free us all

From Grineer rule

Tenno are here

Bringing great fear

To heart of Worm

And joy to all

Frost here he comes

Building his globe

Ember she burns

Helping us all

Baro arrives

With great gear

That is a lie

He brings trash mods

Primes Getting vaulted

Slash getting nerfed

Khora coming soon

Acolytes returning

Daily we farm

For Great mods

But all we get

Is pressure point

Bloody, Bloody, Bloody, Bloody Rng

On on this goes

Till we get bored

Then we stop

And sleep a lot

DaddySeveride · December 11, 2017

All I Want For Christmas, Mariah Carey

I Just Want Mirage Prime

I don't want a lot of Christmas

There is just one frame I need

I don't care about the grinding

Or the time trying to trade

I just want it for my own

Farm it more than you'd ever know

Make the parts drop fast

I just want Mirage Prime, oh yeah

I don't want forma for Christmas

I have too many of those

And I don't care about Void Traces

They will drop while I'm grinding

I don't need to buy Prime Access

That's what I tell to myself

Trade chat doesn't make me happy

Sets are selling for 1k

I Just want it for my own

Farm it more than you'd ever know

Make the parts drop fast

I just want Mirage Prime, oh yeah

Edited December 11, 2017 by NickNameEmpty

Istauri · December 11, 2017

Jingle Clem (Jingle Bells - James Lord Pierpont)

[Chorus]

Clem Clem Clem, Clem Clem Clem,

Clem Clem Graka-taa

Clem Clem Clem

Clem Clem Clem Clem

Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata, Hey!

Clem Clem Clem, Clem Clem Clem

Clem Clem Graka-taa

Clem Clem Clem

Clem Clem Clem Clem

Clem Clem Clem, Clem, Grakata

[Verse]

Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem

C-C-Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem

Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem

Clem Clem Grakata - [Grakata~]

Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem

Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem

C-Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem

Edited December 11, 2017 by Istauri

Freakium · December 11, 2017

Tenno Skoom!, a play on Silent Night by Franz Xaver Gruber and Joseph Mohr.

Tenno skoom. Rafrem skoom.
Tri tre ge beheg dem.
Tre gos to kower. Rafram spotter!
Regto as Tenno. Attaf! Attaf!
Trey rum kwuim! Get klem!
Trey rum kwuim! Get klem!

Tenno skoom. Rafrem skoom.
Legger te peremeter.
Kower me. Sve ra vulum klem!
Targat akuired. Dum kos trey lam!
Tenno sono ba horoi!
Tenno sono ba horoi!

Tenno skoom. Rafrem skoom.
Trodo ga vusmu hum!
Wev gon lon ganni. Klay grah rey grah!
Dos res Tenno. Van ut! Attaf!
Glkry tk kley Grineer!
Glkry tk kley Grineer!

____________________________________________________________________________

Wait, you want a translation? Does it look like I speak Grineer?

In actuality, this is just a copy-pasta from the wiki so a big kudos to them for interpreting the Grineer language. Half of what I posted here I really don't know what it means. But hey, it fits the rhythm.

Edited December 11, 2017 by Freakium
Formatting

Termocaos · December 11, 2017

Woohoo, it's my first tenno christmas, and it's probably one of my happiest christmas spent with all my fellow tennos.

So let's go and give this a shot :D

Note: I don't really know the "real" artist, don't beat me for it plz.

Spoiler

Silent Liset warframe adaptation by Termocaos

Silent Liset, holy Liset
All is Clem, all is Baro
Round yon Lotus and Rell
Holy Tenno so gentle and wild
Sleep in heavenly Liset
Sleep in heavenly Liset

Silent Liset, holy Liset!
Sentients quake at the sight
Formas stream from relics afar
Heavenly Tenno sing CLEM!
Tenno, the operator is born
Tenno, the operator is born

Silent Liset, holy Liset
Son of Lotus, forma's pure light
Radiant beams from thy axi relics
With the dawn of kuva rerolls
Tenno, Operator, at thy birth
Tenno, Operator, at thy birth.

Sang by: Kelly Clarcson

NytemareRhosyn · December 11, 2017

Angels From the realms of heaven by James montgomery, tune by regent square.

Tenno from ages of glory:

tenno From the realms of glory

Take the fight to all enemy

ye who fought and bleed

now herald destiny