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The Clem-mas Song (based on Nat King Cole's "The Christmas Song")

Vay Hek's roasting on an open fire
Frost Prime nipping at his nose
Yule-tide carols being played by a 'chord
And frames dressed up from head to toe
Everybody knows a Condroc and some Maprico
Help to make the season bright

Old man Suumbaat with his eyes all a'glow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
He knows that Space Mom's on her way
She's loaded lots of plat and goodies on her sleigh
And every Loki Prime is gonna spy
To see if Grineer really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To frames from Ash to Zephyr, too
Although it's been said, many times, many ways,
Merry Clem-mas to you.

[Insert groovy jazz]

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To frames from Ash to Zephyr, too
Although it's been said, many times many ways,
Merry Clem-mas to you.

 

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O Holy Clem

O Holy Clem!
The Grakatas are shooting
It is Clem the dear Savior!
Long lay the Tenno in Primes and error pining
Till he appear'd and the soul felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary soul rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious Clem!

Fall of the Grinner
Oh hear the Prime release
Oh Clem the divine
Oh night when Clem was born
Oh Clem the divine
Oh Clem the divine

Led by the light of the Tenno serenely beaming
With glowing primes by Clem's cradle we stand
So led by light of a baby Clem sweetly gleaming
Here come the wise Tenno from Larunda Relay
The army of Clems lay thus in lowly manger
In all our Clems born to be our friend

TrulyClem taught us to love one another
Clem's law is love and His Graktata is peace
Chains shall He break for the slave is Harrow
And in Clem's name all oppression shall cease
Sweet Ta-tas of the Grakatta in grateful chorus raise we,
Let all within us praise Clem's holy name
 

Orginal:O Holy Night

By:Wimpy King

 


 
 
 
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Everyone Is Doing The Popular Christmas Songs, I Thought I Would Step Outside To A Favorite Christmas Song Of Mine.

Original Song: "Tell Me A Story" - Hilary Duff (Feat, Lil' Romeo)

Written By: WizeNDeadly & Scartist94

Platform: PS4

Spoiler

"Tell Me A Story"
(feat. Nezha)

[Nezha:]
Yo, Octavia, it's Nezha
And you know what where gonna make 'em dance this Tennobaum
Left... right... now shake (tell me)
What, what you want (tell me)
Uh hu (tell me)
Yeah (tell me)

[Octavia:]
Tell me a story
I believe, oh I believe
All things are possible on Tennobaum

[Nezha:]
OK... OK
It was a night before Tennobaum
and all through the relays
not a creature was stirring
not even a Kuaka
the syandanas was hung
in the arsenal with care
with hopes that Baro Ki’Teer soon would be there
me and my sisters and brothers getting ready for bed
Can't wait to get platinum for all the prime parts
Lotus's in her P. Miller jammies and Tenshin's silk
and Tenshin still
Baro gobbling the credits and ducats.

[Octavia:]
Tell me a story
I believe, oh I believe
All things are possible on Tennobaum
Every time I hear that rhyme
I love it even more
Tell me a story
About the night before

[Nezha:]
Could it be a dream?
I think I heard a noise
jumped out of bed
it's the no limit boys
I ran to the window
Creak Creak
Bright gold shiny the new Prime Mirage
snow on Mercury hhmm that's kinda silly
Is it Baro Ki’ or is it Alad V?
know he we play games but this one feels weird
when I see 8 shiny primes
'bout to come and get me
come on

[Octavia:]
Tell me a story

[Nezha:]
OK
you wanna know
check it out
Now Baro
called them by name
Loki, Excalibur, Rhino
and they all came
Ash, Trinity, Hydroid drooping
low ears looks like they snooping
can't forget Valkyr and Oberon
3 Sculptures
they carrying that endo

[Octavia:]
tell me a
I believe, oh I believe
All things are possible on Tennobaum

[Nezha:]
wish for it, you just might get it OK

Every time I hear that rhyme
I love it even more
Tell me a story
About the night before

[Nezha:]
wish for it, you just might get it OK

I couldn't believe they were flying so high
to the moon and the stars and the lonely sky
they went up and around
and sung as they flew
with the ship and the platinum
and Baro Ki’Teer too

[Nezha:]
ain't about the platinum
but I'm glad Baro came
thanks for the mods and the Prima Skins
my little sister and brothers got Potatoes and Forma
I'm just glad for the love it brings
so you better not shout
you better not pout
you all know what I'm talkin' about
merry Tennobaum to all
and have a good night
Yo, Octavia, bring the chorus in right

[Octavia:]
Tell me a story
Tell me a story

[Lil Romeo:]
Wish for it, you just might get it OK

[Instrumental Break]

[Octavia:]
Tell me a story
I believe, oh I believe
All things are possible on Tennobaum
Every time I hear that rhyme
I love it even more
Tell me a story
About the night before

[Nezha:]
Wish for it, you just might get it OK

[Octavia:]
Tell me a story

 

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It Came Upon the Midnight Clear by Edmund Sears

Spoiler

It Came Upon the Zanuka Clear
by RelativityUnknown (Vincent Howell)

It came upon the Zanuka clear,

That glorious Valkyr of old,

From Corpus bending near the earth,

To touch their instruments of gold:

"Greed on the earth, death to men,

From heaven's all-gracious Orokin."

The Local System in solemn stillness lay,

To hear the Valkyr sing.

Still through the cloven skies she comes,

With violent wings unfurled,

And still her heavenly cries float

O'er all the weary world;

Above its sad and lowly plains,

They bend on hovering wing,

And ever o'er its silent sounds

The blessèd Valkyr sing.

Yet with the woes of sin and strife

The system has suffered too long;

Beneath the angel-strain have rolled

Two thousand years of wrong;

And man, at war with man, hears not

The anguished cries which they bring;

O hush the noise, ye Corpus of strife,

And hear the Valkyr sing.

And ye, beneath the second dream's crushing glow,

Whose infested forms are bending low,

Who toil along the climbing way

With painful steps and slow,

Look now! for glad and white golden hours

come swiftly on her wing.

O rest beside the weary battlefield,

And hear the Valkyr sing!

For lo!, the days are hastening on,

By prophet Harrow foretold,

When with the ever-circling years

Comes round the age of white gold

When Tenno wake over all the earth

Its ancient splendors fling,

And the Local System give back the song

Which now the Valkyr sing.

 

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Sadly I'm new to Warframe, but I made an attempt.

The Christmas Song Sung by Nat King Cole, written by Mel Torme and Robert Wells

I present The Tennobaum Song

Spoiler

Infested being roasted, on an open fire
Your kubrow nipping at your heels
Tennobuam carols being sung by a choir
And Tennos reaching for their ideals

Everybody knows, Azima, and a Rubico
Help to make the season bright
Level 1 Tennos with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know the Stalker's on the lookout
He's added lots of hate and despair to his loadout
And every Lotus's Tenno, is going to spy
And desperately hope that they don't die.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To Tennos at level 1, to 92
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Tennobuam to you
 

 

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Grandma got run over by a reindeer By Elmo & Patsy

Spoiler

Ember got run over by a Roller

Ember got run over by a roller

Trying to farm Ferrite on defense

You can say there's no one as cruel as Vay hek

But as for me and Nekros, we know that's nonsense

 

She'd been farming for so long

we begged her to extract

But she had a resource booster

There were rollers everywhere

When we found her in a hallway

The rollers began to attack

There were tire marks on her forehead

and latchers on her back

 

Ember got run over by a roller

Trying to farm Ferrite on defense

You can say there's no one as cruel as Vay hek

But as for me and Nekros, we know that's nonsense

 

Now Nekros won't let her farm with him

He just keeps on saying no

He's gone and replaced Ember with his friend Rhino

It's not farming without Ember

All the clan wants her back

but we just can't help but wonder

if she's going to want to give Nekros

some Payback

 

Ember got run over by a roller

Trying to farm Ferrite on defense

You can say there's no one as cruel as Vay hek

But as for me and Nekros, we know that's nonsense

 

Now Ember's back on board

and her hands are full of flame

and she searches the solar system

Hoping to join Nekros' game

I've warned my friends and clanmates

best to try and avoid her ire

they should just be polite

to the warframe that's

best known for playing

with fire

 

Ember got run over by a roller

Trying to farm Ferrite on defense

You can say there's no one as cruel as Vay hek

But as for me and Nekros, we know that's nonsense

 

Singin' Ember got run over by a roller

Trying to farm Ferrite on defense

You can say there's no one as cruel as Vay hek

But as for me and Nekros, we know that's nonsense

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by (XB1)Shining caliber
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  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, created by Robert L. May
  • Johnny the Long-Eared Smeeta
  • Johnny the long-eared smeeta,
  • had some very long ears.
  • If you ever saw them,
  • you could say they really flowed.
  • All the other smeeta used to jump and play,
  • they never let poor Johnny join in the smeeta way.
  • Then one difficult mission alert,
  • Tenno came to say,
  • Johnny with your ears so long
  • won't you help by tagging along.
  • Then how the smeeta envyed him
  • and hissed and swiped all day.
  • Johnny will go down in space
  • as the greatest companion, Yay!!!!

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Original:"O Christmas Tree by Ernst Anschütz"

New: "O Grustrag three"
 

O Grustrag three! O Grustrag three!
Why are you so mad at me?
O Grustrag three! O Grustrag three!
Why are you so mad at me?
Not only when my friends are here
but also when I'm soloing
O Grustrag three! O Grustrag three!
Why are you so mad at me?

O Grustrag three! O Grustrag three!
I want your loot so come get me
O Grustrag three! O Grustrag three!
I want your loot so come get me
I chose fieldrone instead of mutagen
is that why you're after me?
O Grustrag three! O Grustrag three!
I want your loot so come get me

O Grustrag three! O Grustrag three!
Those loot shine so brightly
O Grustrag three! O Grustrag three!
Those loot shine so brightly
From blueprints to a set of mods
Natural talent is one for me!
O Grustrag three! O Grustrag three!
Those loot shine so brightly

O Grustrag three! O Grustrag three!
Why are you making lotus worried?
O Grustrag three! O Grustrag three!
Why are you making lotus worried?
Good thing tenno 's are always prepared
or we'll always choose extracting
O Grustrag three! O Grustrag three!
Why are you making lotus worried?

Edited by Jhiniius
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Origional Song: Jingle Bell Rock

 

New Title: Orokin Rock

 

Spoiler

Orokin, Orokin, Orokin rock

Orokin swing and Orokin rings

Rulin, and fooling around

Now the Orokin dance has begun

 

Orokin, Orokin, Orokin rock

Orokin chiming round

Dancing and prancing in the orokin square

In the frosty air

 

What a Prime time, it's the right time

To rock the night away

 

Orokin time is a swell time

To go gliding in a warframe

Jump up Orokin warframe, on your feet

Rule around the clock

 

Mix and a-mingle with continuity

That's the Orokin,

That's the Orokin,

That's the Orokin rock

 

Edited by JamesTwice
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Never tried this before so here goes... 

 

Have Yourself a Merry Tennobaum-mas

(Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, Frank Sinatra Version)

 

Have yourself a Merry Tennobaum-mas

Limbo really blows

Frost is great, but why does he hurt in snow?

Have yourself a Merry Tennobaum-Mas

Will you give gifts to me?

I think we all agree Hemocythe is so ugly

Here we are takin' damage procs

Like blast, slash and shock, or more

Faithful friends will you please help me

Stalker's after me, so is Vor

My unranked Gara is really not so glassy

Her armor's trashy, oh crap

Lech Kril just took me out with his smash attack!

Please have Yourself a safe Tennobaum-mas OW!

I'm running away with my Warframe

Limbo's really lame teehee

Hydroid used his 3rd ability

Right now its healing me, hooray!

Cetus looks really well all put together 

but where's my new Archwing?

Take a hint DE and dont nerf any guns on me!

And gift me things, this Tennobaum-mas please!

 

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"What Prime is This" To the tune of "What Child is This"  as sung by Kelly Willard. 

Spoiler

 

What Prime is this

The Devs released

In my online store is waiting

For me to buy or give a try

To spend hours on hours farming

 

This, this is no lame Prime

That I have wanted since day one

Haste, haste to crack the relic

And snag the Prime I’ve wanted

 

So grab my traces

Neo and axi

And seal the fissures one by one

If not for party, I’d have no chassis

But those systems are far from won

 

This, this is no lame Prime

That I have wanted since day one

Haste, haste support the devs

And buy the access I needed

 

 

Good luck everyone!

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The twelve days of warframe

( original title: Twelve Days of Christmas)

(Orginal artist: Frederic Austin)

by: hollow legion (Xbox one)

 

On the first day of Christmas my lotus gave to me a, a warframe with a tenno.

 

on the seconds day of Christmas my lotus gave to me two grineer queens and warframe with a tenno.

 

On the third day of Christmas my lotus gave to me three shortie missions two grineer queens and warframe with a tenno.

 

On the fourth day Christmas my lotus gave to me four clem primes three shortie missions two grineer queens and warframe with a tenno.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my lotus gave to me five potatoes four clem primes three shortie missions two grineer queens and warframe with a tenno.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my lotus gave to me six syndicate, five potatoes four clem primes three shortie missions two grineer queens and warframe and tenno.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my lotus gave to me seven principles six syndicates five potato four clem primes three shortie missions two grineer queens and a warframe with a tenno.

 

on the eighth day of Christmas my lotus gave to me eight affinity boosters seven principles six syndicates five potatoes four clem primes three shortie missions 2 grineer queens and warframe with a tenno.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my lotus gave to me nine capture targets eight affinity boosters seven principles six syndicates five potatoes four clem primes three shortie two grineer queens and warframe with tenno.

 

On the tenth day of Christmas my lotus gave to me ten tennogens nine capture targets eight affinity boosters seven principles six syndicates five potatoes four clem primes three shortie missions two grineer queens and warframe with a tenno.

 

on the eleventh day of Christmas my true lotus gave to me eleven Platinum ten tennogens nine capture targets eight affinity boosters seven principles six syndicates five potatoes four clem primes three shortie missions two grineer queens and a warframe with a tenno.


on the twelfth day of Christmas my lotus gave to me twelf riven mods elven platinum ten tennogens nine capture targets eight affinity boosters seven principles  six syndicates five potatoes four clem primes three shortie missions two grineer  queens and warframe and a with tenno! 

Edited by (XB1)hollow legion
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Hmmm. Not the first but here it is.

What Frame Is This


 

Original What Child is This By: William Chatterton Dix , Tune: Greensleeves

What frame is this,Who laid to rest
On
Barren Mother's lap is resting?
Whom
Tenno greet with anthems sweet,
While
Arbiters watch are keeping?

So bring Him Argon, Plat and Azerite,
Come Cetus, Orokin to own Him
The Frame of war whom salvation brings,
Let Fighting hearts enthrone Him.

This, this is Exaliber,
Whom Arbiters guard and Tenno sing
Haste, haste, to bring Him laud,
The Frame, Son of Mother Lotus.

Oh, Octavia, raise a song on high,
His mother sings her lullaby.
Joy, oh joy for hope is born,
The Frame, Son of Mother Lotus.

This, this is Excaliber,
Whom Arbiters guard and Tenno sing

Haste, haste, to bring Him laud,
The
Frame,
The Son,
Of
Lotus


 

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Here's my entry!
 
Oh Christmas Tree -=- By Aretha Franklin
 
Oh Kronsh-mas Tree
 
O Kronsh-mas tree, o Kronsh-tmas tree
How gruesome are thy Grakatas
O Kronsh-mas tree, o Kronsh-mas tree
How gruesome are thy Grakatas
This big long stick
With a ball at the end
O Kronsh-mas tree, o Kronsh-mas tree
How gruesome are thy Grakatas
Let us all remember
In our sweet Clem memes and Opticors
With our Stalker family and Clem and Quiette Shy
The awesome power of Kronsh-mas
The registration of 26 million users
O Kronsh-mas tree, o Kronsh-mas tree
How gruesome are thy Grakatas
O Kronsh-mas tree, o Kronsh-mas tree
How gruesome are thy Grakatas
The bullets fly so gracefully
Our trust in Space Mom unwavering
O Kronsh-mas tree, o Kronsh-mas tree
How gruesome are thy Grakatas
On Bouse, on Operative, on Wicked and Ogamu!
Ha ha ha ha
Edited by TRgriffen9
I decided to do a different song.
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Silent Night - Franz Xaver Gruber

Eidolon Night

 

Eidolon Night, holy night 

All is calm, all is bright

Round yon Ostron mother and child

Holy tenno so tender and mild

Sleep in heavenly peace 

Sleep in heavenly peace

 

Eidolon night, holy night

Grineer quake at the sight

Vomvalyst stream from heaven afar

Ostron hosts sing "Alleluia"

Gara the Savior is born

Gara the Savior is born

 

Eidolon night, holy night

Son of the night, Konzu's pure light

Radiant beams from thy holy face

With the dawn of redeeming grace

Lotus, Tenno, at thy birth

Lotus, Tenno, at thy birth

 

Hope this is acceptable 😅😁

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Edited by (PS4)winner4evr24
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Deck The halls when written by warframe players

 

 

Deck the ship with boughs of primes,

Gra, a, ka, ka, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta!

'Tis the season to be faulty,

Gra, a, ka, ka, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta!

Buy thy pla-ti-num,

Gra, a, ka, ka, ka, ta, ta, ta!

Troll thy ancient exi-mus,

Gra, a, ka, ka, ka, ta, ta, ta!

 

See the infested boil in cetus,

Gra, a, ka, ka, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta!

Strike thy madacord.

Gra, a, ka, ka, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta!

Follow my merry measure,

Gra, a, ka, ka, ka, ta, ta, ta!

While we sing of true end game,

Gra, a, ka, ka, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta!

 

Fast away thy old prime access,

Gra, a, ka, ka, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta!

Hail thy new sca-crifice!

Gra, a, ka, ka, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta!

Farming, all together,

Ga, a, ka, ka, ka, ta, ta, ta!

Heedless of the future coming,

Gra, a, ka, ka, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta!

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The Twelve Days of Christmas With Alad V, (The Twelve Days of Christmas, Traditional folk Song, Once arranged by Frederic Austin)

Spoiler

On the First day of Christmas Alad sent to me
a Zanuka hunting me.

On the Second day of Christmas Alad sent to me
Two Moa drones
and a Zanuka hunting me.

On the Third day of Christmas Alad sent to me
Three Valkyr parts
Two Moa drones
and a Zanuka hunting me.

On the Fourth day of Christmas Alad sent to me
Four Condrocs
Three Valkyr parts
Two Moa drones
and a Zanuka hunting me.

On the Fifth day of Christmas Alad sent to me
Five Juggernauts
Four Condrocs
Three Valkyr parts
Two Moa drones
and a Zanuka hunting me.

On the Sixth day of Christmas Alad sent to me
Six Shadows Stalking
Five Juggernauts
Four Condrocs
Three Valkyr parts
Two Moa drones
and a Zanuka hunting me.

On the Seventh day of Christmas Alad sent to me
Seven Ospreys Flying
Six Shadows Stalking
Five Juggernauts
Four Condrocs
Three Valkyr parts
Two Moa drones
and a Zanuka hunting me.

On the Eighth day of Christmas Alad sent to me
Eight Crewmen Proding
Seven Ospreys Flying
Six Shadows Stalking
Five Juggernauts
Four Condrocs
Three Valkyr parts
Two Moa drones
and a Zanuka hunting me.

On the Ninth day of Christmas Alad sent to me
Nine Boilers Spawning
Eight Crewmen Proding
Seven Ospreys Flying
Six Shadows Stalking
Five Juggernauts
Four Condrocs
Three Valkyr parts
Two Moa drones
and a Zanuka hunting me.

On the Tenth day of Christmas Alad sent to me
Ten Bursas Blocking
Nine Boilers Spawning
Eight Crewmen Proding
Seven Ospreys Flying
Six Shadows Stalking
Five Juggernauts
Four Condrocs
Three Valkyr parts
Two Moa drones
and a Zanuka hunting me.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Alad sent to me
Eleven Tubemen Sleeping
Ten Bursas Blocking
Nine Boilers Spawning
Eight Crewmen Proding
Seven Ospreys Flying
Six Shadows Stalking
Five Juggernauts
Four Condrocs
Three Valkyr parts
Two Moa drones
and a Zanuka hunting me.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Alad sent to me
Twelve Patents Passing
Eleven Tubemen Sleeping
Ten Bursas Blocking
Nine Boilers Spawning
Eight Crewmen Proding
Seven Ospreys Flying
Six Shadows Stalking
Five Juggernauts
Four Condrocs
Three Valkyr parts
Two Moa drones
and a Zanuka hunting me.
 

As a theme I decided to connect most of the items to Alad V, not all of them but I wanted to use things associated with him to tie it together. I also wanted to make sure it was somewhat singable(After all this is a carol).

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White Christmas                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I dreaming  of a tenno Christmas just like the one oculyst used to know where the stalker glisten and grineer listen to hear captain vor in the snow .

And so on.

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"baby it's cold outside" Idina Menzel ft. Michael Buble

"baby it's death outside"

Operative(Frost)

I really can't stay (but baby, it's death outside)
I've got to go away (but baby, it's death outside)
This sortie has been (been hoping that you'd stay in)
So very nice (i'd hold you down, if i could)
The lotus will start to worry (operative what's your hurry?)
The Stalker will be pacing the floor (listen to that "Fire blast" roar)
So really I'd better scurry (Operative please don't hurry)
But maybe just a half a wave more (put on team energy restore)
The Corpus shipwrecks (baby, it's bad out there)
Say what's in this lex? (no revs to be had out there)
I wish I knew how (your shields are like starlight now)
To break this spell (i'll take your gun, your aim is hell)
I ought to say, no, no, no sir (mind if I move this closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (what's the sense in losin' my prize?)
I really can't stay (oh baby please hold out)
But baby, it's death outside
I simply must go (but baby, it's death outside)
The answer is no (but baby, it's death outside)
Your snowglobe has been(how lucky that you stayed in)
So nice and safe (look out the snowglobe at this war)
My programing is suspicious (gosh that riven looks delicious)
The Corpus will be there at the door (waves remaining are now at 4)
My suicide code is vicious (gosh rewards are delicious)
But maybe just a little bit more (never such a blizzard before)
I've gotta get done(but baby, you'd die out there)
Say lend me your gun(it's up to your shields out there)
You've really been grand (i wish i could cuff your hand)
But don't you see? (how can you do this thing to me?)
There's bound to be sortie tomorrow (think of my daylong sorrow)
At least there will be plenty alerts (if you got shot-up and died)
I really can't stay (quit trying to get out)
Baby, it's death
Baby, it's death outside

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Tenno got destroyed by stalker

Just last game he showed up

Tenno had some bad weapons

And the stalker killed him dead

I was too lazy to finish 

This song is very bad

But i didnt expect to win because 

Stalker destroyed every Tenno 

I thought that id be safe

But then i saw his face

all the Tenno got destroyed by a stalker 

Not a single tenno was safe

He extorted ordis for our location 

Im gonna destroy ordis just you see

Lets see how much ill get from Maroo

because tenno got destroyed by a stalker 

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"The Twelve Days of Christmas"/Fredric Austin
 

Spoiler

(couldn't find the script for die hard/Fredric Ostron)
also this is really long 

 

On the first day of Tennobaum, space mum gave to me,
a tenno piloting a warframe

 

On the second day of Tennobaum, space mum gave to me,
two vakor hek's,
and a tenno piloting a warframe

 

On the third day of Tennobaum, space mum gave to me,
three vectis prime,
two vakor hek's,
and a tenno piloting a warframe

 

On the fourth day of Tennobaum, space mum gave to me,
four kubro eggs,
three vectis prime,
two vakor hek's,
and a tenno piloting a warframe

 

On the fifth day of Tennobaum, space mum gave to me,
five forma zarr,
four kubro eggs,
three vectis prime,
two vakor hek's,
and a tenno piloting a warframe

 

On the sixth day of Tennobaum, space mum gave to me,
six zephers flapping,
five forma zarr,
four kubro eggs,
three vectis prime,
two vakor hek's,
and a tenno piloting a warframe

 

On the seventh day of Tennobaum, space mum gave to me,
seven stalkers stalking,
six zephers flapping,
five forma zarr,
four kubro eggs,
three vectis prime,
two vakor hek's,
and a tenno piloting a warframe

 

On the eighth day of Tennobaum, space mum gave to me,
eight ivara prowling,
seven stalkers stalking,
six zephers flapping,
five forma zarr,
four kubro eggs,
three vectis prime,
two vakor hek's,
and a tenno piloting a warframe

 

On the ninth day of Tennobaum, space mum gave to me,
nine sarpa sparing,
eight ivara prowling,
seven stalkers stalking,
six zephers flapping,
five forma zarr,
four kubro eggs,
three vectis prime,
two vakor hek's,
and a tenno piloting a warframe

 

On the tenth day of Tennobaum, space mum gave to me,
ten lepers leaping,
nine sarpa sparing,
eight ivara prowling,
seven stalkers stalking,
six zephers flapping,
five forma zarr,
four kubro eggs,
three vectis prime,
two vakor hek's,
and a tenno piloting a warframe

 

On the eleventh day of Tennobaum, space mum gave to me,
eleven bolto bolting,
ten lepers leaping,
nine sarpa sparing,
eight ivara prowling,
seven stalkers stalking,
six zephers flapping,
five forma zarr,
four kubro eggs,
three vectis prime,
two vakor hek's,
and a tenno piloting a warframe

 

On the twelth day of Tennobaum, space mum gave to me,
twelve bombards bombing,
eleven bolto bolting,
ten lepers leaping,
nine sarpa sparing,
eight ivara prowling,
seven stalkers stalking,
six zephers flapping,
five forma zarr,
four kubro eggs,
three vectis prime,
two vakor hek's,
and a tenno piloting a warframe

 

by (xbox gamertag)
orange tree god
and
Bad Wolffee

 

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To the tune of Jingle Bells 

 

Jingle bells, Nekros smells

Nyx is in my mind

Valkyr screams, Octavia sings

While Atlas falls behind

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells

Harrow is in chains

Mag, she steals, armor and kills

While Vauban keeps contain 

Slash Dashing through the snow, 

On Chroma's Effigy 

Ash and Loki play

Invisible hide n seek

Limbo's caught in time

While Banshee drops the bass

Nezha plays with Razorflies 

And Rhino stomps your face

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, 

Ember is on fire, 

Nidus and, Inaros can

Heal themselves, I'm no liar

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, 

Is it Day or Night? 

Primal Fury, Tornadoes, and good Blessings 

All in sight

Peacemaker goes insane

As the Kraken swims away

Tenno sees Eclipse 

And for Frost, you do not pay

A Splinter Storm rolls through, 

Ivara's on the Prowl

A Discharge of Toxic Lash

Has Nova on Hallowed Ground

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells 

This song is now complete 

But now I have to run 

Because the Stalker's after me! 

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Here's mine - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by Lee "Scratch" Perry;

Rocking around the half-priced tree
Darvo sold us from his shop
Platinum strung from the ceiling
And all the Tenno want some

Rocking around the half-priced tree
Let Clem run around and sing
Later we'll have maprico pie
and we'll make the Grineer scream

You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear, Grineer screaming
"Grab your guns, here! We'll take nothing less than victory!"

Rocking around the half-priced tree
We'll have time to fish and play
After we've won the fight for peace
We can celebrate with cake!

You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear, Grineer screaming
"Grab your guns, here! We'll take nothing less than victory!"

Rocking around the half-priced tree
Now we can all celebrate
Everyone's fishing merrily
And the Lotus can take a break!

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Original fairy tale of new york

The pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl


Fairy tale of two tenno

Lyrics

It was Christmas Eve Tenno
In the drunk tank
Vey Hek said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Octavias anthem
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Wave eighteen from one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you ordis
I can see a better time
When all our farming dreams come true

They've got ships big as houses
They've got somas of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
A gold tier reward was waiting for me

You sliced
And you maim
Queen of the warframe
When the squad finished playing
They howled out for more
Odis was swinging,
All the grineer they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then fought through the night

The boys of the corpus crew
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And we hope the stalker don't come out
For Christmas day

You're down
I got you up
Your warframes a piece of junk
Lying there almost dead on the floor with a gunshot
You got energy , I got ammo
You cheap lousy tenno
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

The boys of the corpus crew
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And we hope the stalker don't come out
For Christmas day

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my second dream from me
When I first found you
I kept platinum with me babe
I bought you ember prime
Can't make it all alone
If you use yours I'll use mine

The boys of the corpus crew
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And we hope the stalker don't come out
For Christmas day

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