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Original Carol - Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! by Dean Martin

Let Us Fly! Let Us Fly! Let Us Fly! 

 

Oh, the eidolon plains are so frightful

But the sky is so delightful

And since we've got archwing launchers nearby

Let us fly, let us fly, let us fly

 

Man there's no sign of stoppin'

And we're making Grineer heads' poppin'

The sun rays are passing by

Let us fly, let us fly, let us fly

 

When we finally say our good-nights

How I'll hate flying alone

But if you wish me good luck

Then I'll be alright

 

And the day is slowly dying

And, my friends, we're still flying

But as long as we're in the air so

Let us fly, let us fly, let us fly

 

When we finally say our good-nights

How I'll hate flying alone

But if you wish me good luck

Then I'll be alright

 

Oh, the day is slowly dying

And, my friends, we're still flying

But as long as we're in the air

Let us fly, let us fly, let us fly

 

 

 

it dont rElate to wf tat much and it mak no sense

 

 

 

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♫To the Tune of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" - Judy Garland♫

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Warframe"

Have yourself a merry little Warframe
Let your platinum flow
From now on 
our weapons will be set to go
Have yourself a merry little Warframe
Pray for better ods
Collect your
old relics and dust them off

Here we are in expansive plains
with expensive planes on call
Faithful friends who drink beer with us
on Twitch alcoholic spawls

Through updates we all will be reduced to
leveling our game
Buy one thousand forma for your friends and frames
and have yourself a merry little Warframe now

 

:clem::satisfied::clem:

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Clem my boy (Sung to Pentatonix - "Little Drummer Boy")

Spoiler

Clem, He told me 

Gra ta ka ka ka 

A new grataka skin

Gra ta ka ka ka

Darvo's finest deals he brings

Gra ta ka ka ka

To scam the tenno skoom

Gra ta ka ka ka

ta ka ka ka

ta ka ka ka

 

Prisma skins and mods

Gra ta ka ka ka

When baro comes

ta ka ka 

Gra ta ka ka ka

ka ka ka

Ta ka ka 

Gra ta ka ka ka

ka ka ka

 

Baby, Kubrow

Gra ta ka ka ka

I am a tenno skoom

Gra ta ka ka ka

I have no stasis room

Gra ta ka ka ka

To put you in

Gra ta ka ka ka

Ta ka ka ka

Ta ka ka ka

 

Should I buy prime access

Gra ta ka ka ka

Ta ka ka ka

DE nodded

Gra ta ka ka ka

My money, goes to them

Gra ta ka ka ka

I bought some plat from them

Gra ta ka ka ka

I bought so much from them

Gra ta ka ka ka

ta ka ka ka

ta ka ka ka

 

It was worth the price

Gra ta ka ka ka

Me and my Prime

o-oooo-ooooo-ooooohhhhh

The lotus, She told me

Gra ta ka ka ka

Enemies up ahead

Gra ta ka ka ka

Tenno skoom

Tenno skoom

Tenno skoom

Tenno skoom

Gra ta ka ka ka~

 

Hope you liked :)

 

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You're a mean one, Hun-how (You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch by Dr. Seuss)

 

You’re a mean one, Hun-how

You really are a prick

You’re as cuddly as an Ancient, you’re as charming as a Grineer

Hun-how

You’re a bad sentient with a crappy little doll

 

You’re a killer, Hun-how

You’re core’s an empty void

Your brain must not be present,

If you believe in victory

Hun-how

I wouldn’t touch you with a Galatine or a Bo

 

You’re a vile one, Hun-how

You have murderous urge

You have the disposition of a cranky Ostron elder

Hun-how

Given the choice between the two of you

I’d take the cranky Ostron

 

You’re a loser

Hun-how

You’re an insane P.O.S

Your bod is full of mods we want

Your daughter hates you too

Hun-how

 

The three words that best describe you are as follows,

and I quote:

Big

Bad

Tool

 

You’re an infector

Hun-how

You’re the king of taking life

You’re doll’s a pathetic puppet with crappy drops and gear

Hun-how

 

Your life is full of corruption

Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots

 

You really hate us

Hun-how

You want to see us die

You’re a distasteful annoyance, and you drive us all insane

Hun-how

You’re an infested covered floor in a broken down ship

Who needs to be purged

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We Three Kings,

Composer: John Henry Hopkins Jr.

 

Stalker, G3 and Zanuka are
Hunting The Marked in galaxy far.
Run and hide if you want to survive,
Tenno we know who you are!    


Hail to the Tenno, long may you fight,
Masters of Warframes and weapons take flight,  
DE leading, still proceeding,
Go watch them on Prime Time tonight!  


Cetus jewel on Eidolon's plain,
Home of Ostron and allies remain,
Enduring forever, Grineer will never   
Over our city reign.


Hail to the Tenno, long may you fight,
Masters of Warframes and weapons take flight,  
DE leading, still proceeding,
Go watch them on Prime Time tonight!  


A Second Dream of a "womb in the sky",
Our Lotus is Natah, why did she lie.
Hunhow pursues us, so we learn to Focus,
To triumph and not just survive.


Hail to the Tenno, long may you fight,
Masters of Warframes and weapons take flight,  
DE leading, still proceeding,
Go watch them on Prime Time tonight!  

The Void a deadly and wonderous place
A realm  of Corruption, but make no mistake.
For the birth of our powers in those Orokin towers,
Began here, in mysterious space. 


Hail to the Tenno, long may you fight,
Masters of Warframes and weapons take flight,  
DE leading, still proceeding,
Go watch them on Prime Time tonight!  

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The Twelve Days of Warframe

The Tenno version of The Twelve Days of Christmas by Waring's Pennsylvanians

 

On the first day of Warframe my Space Mom gave to me a Warframe in a Cryopod

On the second day of Warframe my Space Mom gave to me two Kubrow howling and Warframe in a cryopod

On the third day of Warframe my Space Mom gave to me a three freaking wings,two kubrows howling and a Warframe in a cryopod

On the fourth day of Warframe my Space Mom gave to me four thousand kuva three freaking wings,two kubrows howling,and a Warframe in a cryopod

On the fifth day of Warframe my Space Mom gave to me CLEM'S GRAKATA,four thousand kuva,three freaking wings,two kubrows howling,and a Warframe in a cryopod

On the sixth day of Warframe my Space Mom gave to me 6 angry sentients,CLEM GRAKATA,four thousand kuva,three freaking wings,two howling kubrows,and a Warframe in a cryopod

On the seventh day of Warframe my Space Mom gave to me seven Stalkers stalking,six angry sentients,CLEM GRAKATA,four thousand kuva,two kubrows howling,and a Warframe in a cryopod

On the eighth day of Waframe my Space Mom gave to me eight spooky chains,seven Stalkers stalking,six angry sentients,CLEM GRAKATA,four thousand kuva,three freaking wings,two kubrows howling,and a Warframe in a cryopod

On the ninth day of Warframe my Space Mom gave to me nine rounds of Index,eight spooky chains,seven Stalkers Stalking,six angry sentients,CLEM GRAKATA,four thousand kuva,three freaking wings,two kubrows howling,and a Waframe in a cryopod

On the tenth day of Waframe my Space Mom gave to me ten corpus greedy,nine rounds of Index,eight spooky chains,seven Stalkers stalking,six angry sentients,CLEM GRAKATA,four thousand kuva,three freaking wings,two kubrows howling,and a Warframe in a cryopod

On the eleventh day of Waframe my Space Mom gave to me eleven cute kitties,ten corpus greedy,nine rounds of Index,eight spooky chains,seven Stalkers stalking,six angry sentients,CLEM GRAKATA,four thousand kuva,three freaking wings,two kubrows howling,and a Warframe in a cryopod

On the twelfth day of Warframe my Space Mom gave to me twelve Baro noggles,eleven cute kitties,ten corpus greedy,nine rounds of Index,eight spooky chains,seven Stalkers stalking,six angry sentients,CLEM GRAKATA,four thousand kuva,three freaking wings,two kubrows howling,and a Warframe in a cryopod

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Original: "It's Beginning to look a lot like Christmas" by Johnny Mathis

 

 

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Every mission you go
Take a look at your five-and-ten,
Enemy`s shoot at you once again
With corpus guns and other weapons aglow.

 

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Your inventory will grow.
But the prettiest sight to see
Is the Fast space that will be
Out your own front Window.

A pair of Ankyros fists and a Wyrm prime that assists
Is the wish of Ash and Limbo
Kubrows that will fight, but won`t join on flight
Is the hope of mag and Rhino
And boys and girls will trade there stuff in the hope of quid pro quo.

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Every mission you go
There's a tree in the Grand clan hall,
Hope that it doesn't fall
Maybe i should pin it down with a paris bow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Soon the Missions will start
And the thing that makes you lvl higher,
Is the gun that you will fire
Right within your enemy's heart.

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Your inventory will grow
But the prettiest sight to see
Is the Fast space that will be
Out your own Liset`s front Window.

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The Twelve Days of Christmas by Frederic Austin

[Verse 1]
On the first day of TENNOBAUM my true operator sent to me
A Taxon in a Sentinel tree

[Verse 2]
On the second day of TENNOBAUM my true operator sent to me
Two Lex Primes and
A Taxon in a Sentinel tree

[Verse 3]
On the third day of TENNOBAUM my true operator sent to me
Three Trinities
Two Lex Primes and
A Taxon in a Sentinel tree

[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of TENNOBAUM my true operator sent to me
Four Data Vault alarms
Three Trinities
Two Lex Primes and
A Taxon in a Sentinel tree

[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of TENNOBAUM my true operator sent to me
Five Gold mods
Four Data Vault alarms
Three Trinities
Two Lex Primes and
A Taxon in a Sentinel tree

[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of TENNOBAUM my true operator sent to me
Six Moa's a laying
Five Gold mods
Four Data Vault alarms
Three Trinities
Two Lex Primes and
A Taxon in a Sentinel tree

[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of TENNOBAUM my true operator sent to me
Seven Mawfish a swimming
Six Moa's a laying
Five Gold mods
Four Data Vault alarms
Three Trinities
Two Lex Primes and
A Taxon in a Sentinel tree

[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of TENNOBAUM my true operator sent to me
Eight Loki's camouflageing
Seven Mawfish a swimming
Six Moa's a laying
Five Gold mods
Four Data Vault alarms
Three Trinities
Two Lex Primes and
A Taxon in a Sentinel tree

[Verse 9]
On the nineth day of TENNOBAUM my true operator sent to me
Nine Rumblers Rumbling
Eight Loki's camouflageing
Seven Mawfish a swimming
Six Moa's a laying
Five Gold mods
Four Data Vault alarms
Three Trinities
Two Lex Primes and
A Taxon in a Sentinel tree

[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of TENNOBAUM my true operator sent to me
Ten Banshee Sonic Booms
Nine Rumblers Rumbling
Eight Loki's camouflageing
Seven Mawfish a swimming
Six Moa's a laying
Five Gold mods
Four Data Vault alarms
Three Trinities
Two Lex Primes and
A Taxon in a Sentinel tree

[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of TENNOBAUM my true operator sent to me
Eleven Octavia's dancing
Ten Banshee Sonic Booms
Nine Rumblers Rumbling
Eight Loki's camouflageing
Seven Mawfish a swimming
Six Moa's a laying
Five Gold mods
Four Data Vault alarms
Three Trinities
Two Lex Primes and
A Taxon in a Sentinel tree

[Verse 12]
On the twelth day of TENNOBAUM my true operator sent to me
Twelve Rhino's Stomping
Eleven Octavia's dancing
Ten Banshee Sonic Booms
Nine Rumblers Rumbling
Eight Loki's camouflageing
Seven Mawfish a swimming
Six Moa's a laying
Five Gold mods
Four Data Vault alarms
Three Trinities
Two Lex Primes and
A Taxon in a Sentinel tree

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35 minutes ago, ACEhigh5 said:

Dashing to and fro,
In a rank 1 Rhino frame,
Over the edge we go,
Respawning without shame.
Bombs make my ears ring.
That mods' got +1"Blight"
What fun it is to shoot and kill,
That stalker in my sight...

Ohhh Power Cells, Power cells,
We need em everyday.
Oh what fun it is to ride,
On an archwing I can't play, HEY
Power Cells, Power Cells,
We needem everyday.
Oh what fun it is to ride,
On an archwing I can't play.

A day or six ago,
I thought I'd go and hide,
And soon Miss Saryn Prime, 
Was molted by my side.
My Rhino was the tank,
Misfortune seemed his lot.
I'm selling off this riven mod,
To buy my Hammershot!

Oh Power Cells, Power Cells
We needem everyday
Oh what fun it is to ride, 
On an archwing I can't play. HEY
Power Cells, Power Cells
We needem everyday,
Oh what fun it is to ride,
On an archwing I can't play.

Now the ground is white,
Go it while you're strong
Take it to the fight
and stream this slaying song
Just get a Spira Prime
And color them candycane
Hand them out at killing time
And Warframe will sustain!

Ohhh Power Cells, Power Cells,
We needem everyday
Oh what fun it is to ride, 
On an archwing I can't play. HEY
Power Cells, Power Cells,
We needem everyday
Oh what fun it is to ride, 
On an archwing...I....can't...plaaaaaaay...

Jingle Bells > James Lord Pierpont

Have a Wonderful Holiday Season Every...ONE

Dude this is great, I love it :P The archwing jab hit me in the feely feels 

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What a charming contest!

 

Pretty Platinum, to the tune of Pretty Paper, by Willie Nelson (1963)

 

 

All these Credits, all these Nanodes, so few

Still, I’ll warm up my foundry for you-

All this Salvage, and Rubedo too-

But it’s worth it, to make gifts for you!

 

Corpus drones, Grineer clones, have you cornered

You’re surrounded, the danger is high

Here I am, all alone, at my foundry

But don’t worry, I won’t let you die!

 

Should I stop?  Better not.  It’s expensive-

But it’s worth it, to help you get by-

It took forever, to get all these Plastids,

But for you, dear, I’ll wave them goodbye!

 

All these Credits, all this platinum too

To rush out a present for you-

Argon crystals, and Nano Spores too-

For a weapon, for Christmas, for you!

 

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"Last Tennobaum"

To the tune of "Last Christmas" By Wham!

 

Last Christmas, while playing Warframe
I placed my wishlist on site, got nothing all night
This year, as I hunted Grineer
I finally got something special

Logging in, with hope alight
I posted my wish
Right onto the site
a fanatasy
hoping there's a gift to me
Well, my hope was dashed
it didn't surprise me
(Tennobaums here) I held out as I sent it
With a post saying "I want it please I need it"
As my hope was nearly drained
My inbox popped up
A single image displayed

Last Christmas, while playing Warframe
I placed my wishlist on site, got nothing all night
This year, as I hunted Grineer
I finally got something special

In moments, after a boss fight
I thought its stalker, always messaging me right?
My god, it must be fate, sending me a statue
It's real, What I got was space mom Lotus its true

A message from a Tenno which I'll never forget
It said "Tennobaum dude, have this instead"
Now, I've finally got a gift, my hope restored once again.

This Christmas, while playing Warframe
I searched wishlists on site, gave out platinum all night
This year, while they hunted Grineer
I'm giving out something special

 

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The Twelve Days of Warframe

(The Warframe version of The Twelve Days of Christmas by Frederic Austin)

 

On the first day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me

An Ayatan in a void tree!

 

On the second day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me

Two Grakatas

And an Ayatan in a void tree!

 

On the third day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me

Three teammates

Two Grakatas

And an Ayatan in a void tree!

 

On the fourth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me

Four Riven mods

Three teammates

Two Grakatas

And an Ayatan in a void tree!

 

On the fifth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me

Five Galatines

Four Riven mods

Three teammates

Two Grakatas

And an Ayatan in a void tree!

 

On the sixth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me

Six Kubrows barking

Five Galatines

Four Riven mods

Three teammates

Two Grakatas

And an Ayatan in a void tree!

 

On the seventh day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me

Seven Stalkers stalking

Six Kubrows barking

Five Galatines

Four Riven mods

Three teammates

Two Grakatas

And an Ayatan in a void tree!

 

On the eighth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me

Eight Ostrons fishing

Seven Stalkers stalking

Six Kubrows barking

Five Galatines

Four Riven mods

Three teammates

Two Grakatas

And an Ayatan in a void tree!

 

On the ninth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me

Nine MOAs chirping

Eight Ostrons fishing

Seven Stalkers stalking

Six Kubrows barking

Five Galatines

Four Riven mods

Three teammates

Two Grakatas

And an Ayatan in a void tree!

 

On the tenth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me

Ten Alerts ticking

Nine MOAs chirping

Eight Ostrons fishing

Seven Stalkers stalking

Six Kubrows barking

Five Galatines

Four Riven mods

Three teammates

Two Grakatas

And an Ayatan in a void tree!

 

On the eleventh day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me

Eleven blueprints crafting

Ten Alerts ticking

Nine MOAs chirping

Eight Ostrons fishing

Seven Stalkers stalking

Six Kubrows barking

Five Galatines

Four Riven mods

Three teammates

Two Grakatas

And an Ayatan in a void tree!

 

On the twelfth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me

Twelve Latchers latching

Eleven blueprints crafting

Ten Alerts ticking

Nine MOAs chirping

Eight Ostrons fishing

Seven Stalkers stalking

Six Kubrows barking

Five Galatines

Four Riven mods

Three teammates

Two Grakatas

And an Ayatan in a void tree!

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Jingle Bells - James Lord Pierpont

Jingle Plains

Dashing through the Plains
With Volt's Speed on my feet
Over the Hills we go
Into another outpost!

So many different Bounties
All with cool rewards
I just want some nice Set mods
But all I get is Endo

Grineer Tusks, Sentients
Why are you around?
I just want to fish and mine
Without losing my health, Hey!

Eidolons, Vomalysts
All are hard to kill
Oh! What fun it is to grind
In an open world node!

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The christmas song by Nat King Cole

The stalker song by me

Ember setting the world on fire

Frost setting up his globe

Tenno being stalked by stalker

And warframes wearing their syndicates

 

Everyone knows frost and rhino

Help it easier for you

New players with big hopes

Will find it hard at first

They Stalkers on his way

He's loaded up with war and mods for you

And every young tenno is goingto fight

To see if he really can be stopped

 

And so im asking you to join

To all tenno from new to veterans

Although we have failed many times, many ways

Hopefull stalker hunting to you

 

And so im asking you to join

To all tenno from new to veterans

Although we have failed many times, many ways

Hopefull stalker hunting to you, hopefull stalker hunting to you

 

 

 

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Warframe Wonderland

Based on 'Winter Wonderland' by Felix Bernard and Richard B. Smith

 

In the void,

lights are flick'ring.

Can you hear

Stalker whisp'ring?

Most welcome of sounds:

blueprints are abound.

Loot drops in a Warframe Wonderland.

 

On the plains stomps a Ter'lyst,

In its wake, Tenno follow suite.

A battle ensues,

A-sentient is subdued.

Loot drops in a Warframe Wonderland.

 

With-relics we can farm all night for prime parts,

sharing and refining all the while.

Maybe we'll find something that was vaulted

that is sure to make somebody smile.

 

Later we can have a go at sorties,

taking our best loadouts for a go.

Your eyes will light up when you find a riven...

that's for a weapon nobody will use (oh no!)

 

Finally, after all that,

in the dojo, we trade for plat.

To gift to our friends,

syandanas and skins,

Truly it's a Warframe Wonderland.

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My favorite Christmas song (in Slovak):

Lojzo a Miro Žbirka - Každý deň budú vraj Vianoce

Každý deň sú Warframe Vianoce (It's Warframe Christmas everyday)

Spoiler

Sorties tých bolo, už hádam dosť,

každý má rád svoj Atterax.

Zas ďalšie kolo, vyliata zlosť,

nik nemá relik radiant.

 

Len v správnych hráčoch víťazí česť,

booster a tvoja Soma Prime.

Čoraz viac pravdy má Nightmare fest,

bude to režba jak divá.

 

Každý deň sú Warframe Vianoce

Hráči machrujú - mám novú Syandanu

Už sa nám Ayatan ligoce,

čo Clem ukrýva

iba duplikát či novú blueprintu.

 

V súhvezdí Alert a modrý bod

Eidolon a zriedka Derelict

Dropov tak málo na novú loď

Zase ma zabil Teralyst.

 

Každý deň sú Warframe Vianoce

Hráči machrujú - mám novú Syandanu

Už sa nám Ayatan ligoce,

čo Clem ukrýva

iba duplikát či novú blueprintu.

 

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I'll be Home for Christmas - Rascal Flatts, 2009.

Original: Bing Crosby, 1943.

"I'll be Home for Alad" - Zanuka Flatts ft. Alad V & the Anyocorp Claims Investigation Brokers

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I'll be home for Alad
He can count on me
Please have snow on Themisto
And Tenno chew toys for me

Dispel bombs will find you
Where Europa gleams
I'll be home for Alad
With frost bombs and proxies

I'll be home, I'll be home
With frost bombs and proxies
I'll be home, I'll be home
Alad can count on me

I'm hunting tonight for a Mag or Nyx
Maybe even a Vauban Prime too
And although I know Tenno despise me so
I promise you

I'll bring home a Tenno
Alad can count on me
Please have snow on Themisto
And Zanuka brothers for me

My missiles will find you
From Mot to Hades
I'll be home for Alad
He can count on me

I'll be home, I'll be home
Alad can count on me

 
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Excalibur Umbra Warframe

To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" written by Johnny Marks and originally sung by Gene Autry.

You know Mesa, and Ember, and
Zephyr, and Saryn
Atlas, and Hydroid, and
Nezha and Vauban,
But do you recall,
The most cryptic Warframe of all?

Excalibur Umbra Warframe,
Lurks in the dark shadow,
And if we ever find him,
Will it be what we know?

All the other Warframes,
Jump and fly through the plains,
No closer to the answers,
Of what The Lotus claims,

When we finally see him,
Will we come to know:
Warframes with their power so vast,
How did this all come to pass?

Armed with our Warframe answers,
We'd no longer need to plea,
Excalibur Umbra Warframe,
You might just set us free! 

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What's this? What's this?
There's nekros everywhere
What's this?
There's mag's in the air
What's this?

I can't believe my eyes
I must be in warframe
Wake up, tenno , this isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?

There are Quills singing songs
What's this?
The streets are lined with
Little creatures laughing
Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this? What is this?

There are stalker's throwing snowballs
Instead of throwing heads
They're busy fighting war's
And absolutely everyone dead

There's frost on every window
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the warmth
That's coming from inside

Oh, look
What's this?
They're hanging weapons, they fight
Why that looks so unique, inspired

They're gathering around to hear a story
Roasting chestnuts on a fire
What's this?

What's this?
In here they've got a little tree, how queer
And who would ever think
And why?

They're covering it with tiny little things
They've got electric weapons on strings
And there's a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong

This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
What's this?

Oh my, what now?
The tenno are asleep
But look, there's nothing underneath
No grineer, no juggernaut's here to scream and scare them
Or ensnare them, only little cozy things
Secure inside their dreamland

What's this?

The monsters are all missing
And the nightmares can't be found
And in their place there seems to be
Good feeling all around
Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear octavia in the air
The smell of cakes and pies
Are absolutely everywhere

The sights, the sounds
They're everywhere and all around
I've never felt so good before
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough
I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
What is this?
warframe, hmm

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heres my attempt. TBH im really proud of myself for it :)

A tenno wakes on chrismas

(hark the Herald Angels Sing)

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A tenno wakes on chrismas
(Hark the herald angels sing)

Long ago, the children sleep
hid away, a dream so deep
Swords now still, the fightings done
but this war is far from won

lotus safety biult on lies
for the time when they arise
threats to orogin now rain
now she wakes the worn warframe

long ago, the childen slept
now their back with honor kept

now awake without a cause
half awake and met with force
thinking now their all alone
vor now claims you for hes own

Lotus cannot let this be
surging power sets you free
Blinding light now fills the hall
one by one their solders fall

Lotus voice stills rushing soul
Now its time to make you hole

seeking items left behind
tools of war is all you find
gun and blade with tenno brands
Against you no evil stands

vor still chasing close behind
stopping you from reaching skys
lotus shows another way
asuring you, we'll win the day

from the wood into their base
what have they done to this place

Stalled and cold, on landing pad
an old liset, the one you had
a voice rings out, the locks undo
operator is that you

solders rush from all around
but escape is what you found
again standing with ordis
forfiling his only wish

standing now with all our kind
friends and Families what youll find 

Merry chrismas :)

 

 

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Last Christmas - WHAM!

 

-Last christmas, I gave you ember

-But the very next day you gave her away 

-This year, to save me from tears

-I’m holding on to my brand new mirage

 

-Last Christmas, I gave you frost prime

-But the very next day

“Guess what”

-you gave him away

-this year, to save me from tears 

-holding on to my brand new mirage

 

-you sold my gift

-for twice as much

-I’d keep my distance

-but you’ll still snatch my mirage

-tell me baby

-do you recognize me?

-well, it’s been a year

-But you still hit me up to trade

-(merry Christmas) I wrapped them up and sent it with a note saying “for the lotus”. 

-I meant it now, I know what a fool I’ve been

-but if you asked mirage prime

-I know you’d fool me again

 

-last Christmas, I gave you ember

-but the very next day, you gave her away

-such a shame, cuz ember ain’t lame

-I’d use her for something special (don’t get me wrong. Defense missions only I swear)

 

-last Christmas, I gave you frost prime

-but the very next day, you gave him away

-claimed your fame, Frost is kinda lame

-not really, but embers better

 

(Bonus verse)

-this Christmas, I’ll give you mirage

-but I hope and I pray, you never give her away

-this year, it saved me from tears

-I gave her to someone special 

:)

 

 

 

 

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Original Song: Your a mean one, Mr. Grinch by Dr. Suess

(There are a few grineer words in here, this is the link to translate http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/Grineer_Language)

You're a mean one, Mr. Hek
About 75% of you isn't real
You're as deadly as a threscone, you're as useful as rusty steel, Mr. Hek
You're a replica of a kubrow's thrown up meal!

You're a monster, Mr. Hek
Your grineer to the bone
Your limbs are cybernetic, Tyl Regor took your throne , Mr. Hek
I wouldn't hit you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot bo!

You're a foul one, Mr. Hek
You have a terra frame for a back
Your as crazy as a rabid drahk, Mr. Hek
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the rabid drahk!

You're a vile one, Mr. Hek
You're a rickety broken mech
Your heart is full of stolen tech, tenno laugh when they hear vay hek, Mr. Hek
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Skoomrat, Skum, Reaar"!

You're a rotter, Mr. Hek
You're the general who always loses
Your heart's a dead maprico with ugly bruises, Mr. Hek
Your soul is an infested mass overflowing with the most usless
Assortment of drops imaginable covered in contustions!
 

You nauseate me, Mr. Hek
The galaxy ignores your every word!
You're a evil broken croney and you drive a robot bird, Mr. Hek
You're the worst of all the bosses with a hope of beating theTenno that is truly absurd!

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Frosty The Warframe

(Frosty The Snoman by Jimmy Durante)

Frosty the warframe

is a goog defensive frame

with a mushroom head and icee tone

and a tenno in his soul.

Frosty the warframe

is very slow they say

he was made of parts

bought from the mart

and rushed to claim that day.

There must of been somea aura

in that big tin suit I built

cause when he went to play around

he began to regain health.

Frosty the warframe

had to go defend a pod

he blew his bubble

to avoid the troble

and won the fight that day!

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