New Contest: Carol of the Tenno

[3044Smike]

We Three Chairmen - 3044Smike

A Warframe themed parody of:

[ We Three Kings - John Henry Hopkins Jr. ]

We three chairmen of the corpus board are

traveling to Cetus, we have come far.

With merchandises

and absurd prices.

Indeed we have come far;

oh indeed we have come far.

-----

*Chorus*

Fear not tenno, were here to sell,

we know that fighting you'd be hell,

no deceiving

just competing

in this small market realm.

This lucrative market realm.

-----

We bring only the finest of

the shiny new tech the Osterons want.

In return we

indeed yearn for

as many credits as its worth;

far more credits than its worth.

-----

*Chorus*

-----

Now our business shall conclude,

back to your ship you should go too.

We'll count our money,

and think its funny,

till we find out your aboard too.

Oh god! The tenno's here too!

------

Run my crew men!

Fight for your lives!

The tenno are here

and they do despise

us for cheating

them, and Cetus,

of all these credits.

I don't wanna die!

*BLECH*

 

 

[Cleveredge]

You're a mean one, Mr. Hek
You really are a Chicken
You're as cuddly as a infested, you're as charming as an desert saket, Mr. Hek
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a Grineer, Mr. Hek
Your heart's an empty lure
Your brain is full of kuaka, you have hemocyte in your soul, Mr. Hek
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot prime pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Hek
You have maggots in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a opticor, , Mr. Hek
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the opticor!

You're a vile one, Mr. Hek
You're a nasty wasty Kubrow
Your heart is full of unwashed Patao, your soul is full of salvage, Mr. Hek

dr seuss

[(XBOX)Triforce terror]

Frosty the snowman - Walter E. Rollins and Steve Nelson

With help from K3STR4LKILL3R69 (I did most of the work)

 

Frost Prime the Globe Man

 

Frost prime, the globe man
Was a bulky defense frame
With an avalanche and a big bubble
And a passive that's pretty lame

Frost prime the globe man
Is an op frame they say
With his dome of snow
But the frost mains know
That Frost prime's here to stay

The DE offices must have been filled with lots of salt
'Cause gamers were upset to see them announce a Frost prime vault

Oh, Frost prime, the globe man
Was meta as he could be
All the gamers say
He's the one to play 
to freeze the enemy

Freezity freeze, freeze, freezity freeze, freeze,
Look at Frost prime go

Freezity freeze, freeze, freezity freeze, freeze,
Coating enemies with snow

Frost prime, the globe man
Knew his vault was coming soon,
So he said "We'll have fun I bet,
Farming extra Frost prime sets
Lets farm all afternoon

In a defense mission, with a Reaper Prime in his hand
Ulting with a boom, freezing the entire room
Saying "farm me if you can"

He led his team through waves of defense, up to wave 45;
He only stopped to extract when all his teammates died

For Frost prime, the globe man, it was time to disappear 
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't cry" 
I'll be unvaulted next year

 

Edited December 12, 2017 by (XB1)Triforce terror

[Stephiecat]

Original Song: 12 Days of Christmas  Original Composer:Frederic Austin

I actualy haven't been playing long but... I thought this song up a month ago based on my experiences in Warframe so far....

12 Days of Warframe

 

On the first day of Warframe

the Lotus sent to me:

and an Excalibur that's Fallen Aslleep.

 

On the second day of Warframe

the Lotus sent to me:

2 Titanias

and an Excalibur that's Fallen Aslleep.

 

On the third day of Warframe

the Lotus sent to me:

3 Frosts a Freezing

2 Titanias

and an Excalibur that's Fallen Aslleep.

 

On the fourth day of Warframe

the Lotus sent to me:

4 Chromas Crouching

3 Frosts a Freezing

2 Titanias

and an Excalibur that's Fallen Aslleep.

 

On the fifth day of Warframe

the Lotus sent to me:

5 Golden Primes

4 Chromas Crouching

3 Frosts a Freezing

2 Titanias

and an Excalibur that's Fallen Aslleep.

 

On the sixth day of Warframe

the Lotus sent to me:

6 Garas Guarding

5 Golden Primes

4 Chromas Crouching

3 Frosts a Freezing

2 Titanias

and an Excalibur that's Fallen Aslleep.

 

On the seventh day of Warframe

the Lotus sent to me:

7 Saryns Stinging

6 Garas Guarding

5 Golden Primes

4 Chromas Crouching

3 Frosts a Freezing

2 Titanias

and an Excalibur that's Fallen Aslleep.

 

On the eighth day of of Warframe

the Lotus sent to me:

8 Mags a Mindreading

7 Saryns Stinging

6 Garas Guarding

5 Golden Primes

4 Chromas Crouching

3 Frosts a Freezing

2 Titanias

and an Excalibur that's Fallen Aslleep.
 

On the ninth day of Warframe

the Lotus sent to me:

9 Limbos Dancing

8 Mags a Mindreading

7 Saryns Stinging

6 Garas Guarding

5 Golden Primes

4 Chromas Crouching

3 Frosts a Freezing

2 Titanias

and an Excalibur that's Fallen Aslleep.
 

On the tenth day of Warframe

the Lotus sent to me:

10 Lokis Sneaking

9 Limbos Dancing

8 Mags a Mindreading

7 Saryns Stinging

6 Garas Guarding

5 Golden Primes

4 Chromas Crouching

3 Frosts a Freezing

2 Titanias

and an Excalibur that's Fallen Aslleep.

 

On the eleventh day of Warframe

the Lotus sent to me:

11 Rhinos Ripping

10 Lokis Sneaking

9 Limbos Dancing

8 Mags a Mindreading

7 Saryns Stinging

6 Garas Guarding

5 Golden Primes

4 Chromas Crouching

3 Frosts a Freezing

2 Titanias

and an Excalibur that's Fallen Aslleep.

 

On the twelfth day of Warframe

the Lotus sent to me:

12 Banshees Singing

11 Rhinos Ripping

10 Lokis Sneaking

9 Limbos Dancing

8 Mags a Mindreading

7 Saryns Stinging

6 Garas Guarding

5 Golden Primes

4 Chromas Crouching

3 Frosts a Freezing

2 Titanias

and an Excalibur that's Fallen Aslleep.

 

Edited December 13, 2017 by Stephiecat

[tiltedAphelion]

"O Anasa"

Based on "O Christmas Tree" ("O Tannenbaum") by Ernst Anschütz, 1824

 

 

 

Spoiler

 

O Anasa, O Anasa,

Ayatan of great beauty!

O Anasa, O Anasa,

Obtaining you’s my duty.

Two stars of amber and cyan;

The most stupendous in the land!

O Anasa, O Anasa,

Ayatan of great beauty!

 

O Anasa, O Anasa,

I only needed one.

O Anasa, O Anasa,

I thought that we were done.

It’s the fifth sortie in a row;

Where did the other rewards go?

O Anasa, O Anasa,

I only needed one.

 

O Anasa, O Anasa

This is no longer funny!

O Anasa, O Anasa,

I feel like such a dummy!

Legendary cores would be nice,

Even some kuva would suffice,

But Anasa, O Anasa

This is no longer funny!.

 

No Anasa, No Anasa!

Finally didn’t get you!

No Anasa, No Anasa!

Your tyranny is through!

A riven mod! Let’s roll the dice:

Seer Critatis?  Oh.  That’s nice...

O Anasa, O Anasa:

Wish that I could’ve got you.

 

 

 

Edited December 12, 2017 by tiltedAphelion
minor grammar, fixing embed link

[(XBOX)SomeKestral zK]

10 minutes ago, (Xbox One)Triforce terror said:

Frosty the snowman - Walter E. Rollins and Steve Nelson

With help from K3STR4LKILL3R69 (I did most of the work)

 

Frost Prime the Globe Man

 

Frost prime, the globe man
Was a bulky defense frame
With an avalanche and a big bubble
And a passive that's pretty lame

Frost prime the globe man
Is an op frame they say
With his dome of snow
But the frost mains know
That Frost prime's here to stay

The DE offices must have been filled with lots of salt
'Cause gamers were upset to see them announce a Frost prime vault

Oh, Frost prime, the globe man
Was meta as he could be
All the gamers say
He's the one to play 
to freeze the enemy

Freezity freeze, freeze, freezity freeze, freeze,
Look at Frost prime go

Freezity freeze, freeze, freezity freeze, freeze,
Coating enemies with snow

Frost prime, the globe man
Knew his vault was coming soon,
So he said "We'll have fun I bet,
Farming extra Frost prime sets
Lets farm all afternoon

In a defense mission, with a Reaper Prime in his hand
Ulting with a boom, freezing the entire room
Saying "farm me if you can"

He led his team through waves of defense, up to wave 45;
He only stopped to extract when all his teammates died

For Frost prime, the globe man, it was time to disappear 
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't cry" 
I'll be unvaulted next year

 

That's pretty cool, wonder who that super cool K3STR4L guy is though

[ClockworkDragon5]

All I want for christmas is some plat

Way to annoyed to check tradin' chat

Never have enough to buy cosmetics

all the ones that fit my aesthetics

are way to far from my price range

and fashionframe

is the true endgame

 

So please DE, im begging you

(don't make me blue)

let me for once

just once!

On Christmas day

let me win

a livestream giveaway?

-Original and very traditional poem by ClockworkDragon5

Edited December 12, 2017 by ClockworkDragon5

[4DarkDevas]

'friends in fight' or it can also be 'farming tonight' (silent night) 

Spoiler

friends in fight! honoring light!
Oberon heals, Nova strikes
all your friends have just come on to play
let us battle and have fun today
battle for honor and glory
battle for honor and might

friends of light! farming tonight!
random join, that's alright
alerts giving us all of this loot
farming relics and void traces too
hope you get what you wanted
hope you get what you want

new days begun! farming ain't fun!
We just got, all we want
now we level up all our new primes
let us rejoice for farming was kind
now we level our gear up
now we just level our gear

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 12, 2017 by 4DarkDevas

[(PSN)ENRAGED_AGENDA]

Forgive me Harrow, for I have sinned.

The Twelve Days of Tennobaum

On the Fist day of Tennobaum the Lotus gave to me:
A Sentinel in my Foundry.

On the Second day of Tennobaum the Lotus gave to me:
Two Vaya Sculptures,
 and a Sentinel in my Foundry.

On the Third day of Tennobaum the Lotus gave to me:
Three Kubrow Imprints,
Two Vaya Sculptures,
And a Sentinel in my Foundry.

On the Fourth day of Tennobaum the Lotus gave to me:
Four Riven Mods,
Three Kubrow Imprints,
Two Vaya Sculptures,
And a Sentinel in my Foundry.

One the Fifth day of Tennobaum the Lotus gave to me:
Five Prime Warframes!
Four Riven Mods,
Three Kubrow Imprints,
Two Vaya Sculptures,
And a Sentinel in my Foundry.

On the Sixth day of Tennobaum the Lotus gave to me:
Six Harrows praying,
Five Prime Warframes!
Four Riven Mods,
Three Kubrow Imprints,
Two Vaya Sculptures,
And a Sentinel in my Foundry.

On the Seventh day of Tennobaum the Lotus gave to me:
Seven Mesas shooting,
Six Harrows praying,
Five Prime Warframes!
Four Riven Mods,
Three Kubrow Imprints,
Two Vaya Sculptures,
And a Sentinel in my Foundry.

On the Eighth day of Tennobaum the Lotus gave to me:
Eight Rhinos charging,
Seven Mesas shooting,
Six Harrows praying,
Five Prime Warframes!
Four Riven Mods,
Three Kubrow Imprints,
Two Vaya Sculptures,
And a Sentinel in my Foundry.

On the Ninth day of Tennobaum the Lotus gave to me:
Nine Banshees quaking,
Eight Rhinos charging,
Seven Mesas shooting,
Six Harrows praying,
Five Prime Warframes!
Four Riven Mods,
Three Kubrow Imprints,
Two Vaya Sculptures,
And a Sentinel in my Foundry.

On the Tenth day of Tennobaum the Lotus gave to me:
Ten Ivaras sniping,
Nine Banshees quaking,
Eight Rhinos charging,
Seven Mesas shooting,
Six Harrows praying,
Five Prime Warframes!
Four Riven Mods,
Three Kubrow Imprints,
Two Vaya Sculptures,
And a Sentinel in my Foundry.

On the Eleventh day of Tennobaum the Lotus gave to me:
Eleven Volts a speeding,
Ten Ivaras sniping,
Nine Banshees quaking,
Eight Rhinos charging,
Seven Mesas shooting,
Six Harrows praying,
Five Prime Warframes!
Four Riven Mods,
Three Kubrow Imprints,
Two Vaya Sculptures,
And a Sentinel in my Foundry.

On the Twelfth day of Tennobaum the Lotus gave to me:
Twelve Octavias playing,
Eleven Volts a speeding,
Ten Ivaras sniping,
Nine Banshees quaking,
Eight Rhinos charging,
Seven Mesas shooting,
Six Harrows praying,
Five Prime Warframes!
Four Riven Mods,
Three Kubrow Imprints,
Two Vaya Sculptures,
And a Sentinel in my Foundry!

[-GSB-airfobrat]

Twelve Days of Christmas (Frederic Austin version) turned into Twelve Days of Warframe

Spoiler

On the first day of Warframe
DE gave to me
a crappy login reward

On the second day of Warframe
DE gave to me
2 wasted relics
And a crappy login reward!

On the third day of Warframe
DE gave to me
3 annoying sorties
2 wasted relics
and a crappy login reward!

On the fourth day of Warframe 
DE gave to me
4 unwanted prime parts
3 annoying sorties
2 wasted relics
and a crappy login reward!

On the fifth day of Warframe
DE gave to me
5 freaking formas
4 unwanted prime parts
3 annoying sorties
2 wasted relics
and a crappy login reward!

On the sixth day of Warframe
DE gave to me
6 heavy gunners
5 freaking formas
4 unwanted prime parts
3 annoying sorties
2 wasted relics
and a crappy login reward!

On the seventh day of Warframe
DE gave to me
7 Spinning Needles
6 heavy gunners
freaking formas
4 unwanted prime parts
3 annoying sorties
2 wasted relics
and a crappy login reward!

On the eighth day of Warframe
DE gave to me
8 argon crystals
7 Spinning Needles
6 heavy gunners
5 freaking formas
4 unwanted prime parts
3 annoying sorties
2 wasted relics
and a crappy login reward!

On the ninth day of Warframe
DE gave to me
9 nitain alerts
8 argon crystals
7 Spinning Needles
6 heavy gunners
5 freaking formas
4 unwanted prime parts
3 annoying sorties
2 wasted relics
and a crappy login reward!

On the tenth day of Warframe
DE gave to me
10 infested leapers
9 nitain alerts
8 argon crystals
7 Spinning Needles
6 heavy gunners
5 freaking formas
4 unwanted prime parts
3 annoying sorites
2 wasted relics
and a crappy login reward!

On the eleventh day of Warframe
DE gave to me
11 Ortis outburts
10 infested leapers
9 nitain alerts
8 argon crystals
7 Spinning Needles
6 heavy gunners
5 freaking formas
4 unwanted prime parts
3 annoying sorties
2 wasted relics
and a crappy login reward!

On the twelfth day of Warframe
DE gave to me
12 ammo drums
11 Ortis outburts
10 infested leapers
9 nitain alerts
8 argon crystals
7 Spinning Needles
6 heavy gunners
5 freaking formas
4 unwanted prime parts
3 annoying sorties
2 wasted relics
and a crappy login reward!!!

Lyric help by:
Oleavenger
Brass_Angel
-GSB-D4rkr4yn3
-Manks

**Side note - These lyrics were thought up 2 years ago for fun during some frustrations related to the game. I wrote it down and saved it for just this occasion!!

Edited December 12, 2017 by -GSB-airfobrat
had to add someone to lyric help list!

[ItsDarby]

The Tennobaum Song
(based on Nat King Cole's "The Christmas Song")

POTATOs roasting on an Ember Prime
Cold damage nipping at your nose
Ostron carols being sung by the choir
And folks wear fur like Kubrows

Everybody knows a condroc and some maprico
Help to make the season bright
Tiny Tenno with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to dream tonight

They know that Baro's on his way
He's loaded lots of useless crap in his sleigh
And every space mom's child is queueing spy
To see if hellions really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To the kids from the Zariman 10-0
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Tennobaum to you

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To the kids from the Zariman 10-0
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Tennobaum to you, Merry Tennobaum to you

Lyric changes were all made by me

Edited December 12, 2017 by Blu3PlaysStuff
If they end up singing some of these and mine somehow gets chosen, I request that steve sing this in a sexy nat king cole voice

[Upsilamba]

Vay Hek's Cries, Alad's Sighs (Silver Bells by Jay Livingston, and Ray Evans)

(Was listening to Dean Martin's version on loop.)

 

Corpus spaceships, Grineer spaceships,

Covered in holiday red,

In the air there is a blaring,

Alarm,

Lancers screaming,

Crewmen shrieking,

Getting cut down in droves,

And in every mission you'll hear :

I

Vay Hek’s cries, (Vay Hek’s cries), Alad’s sighs, (Alad’s sighs)

It's Tennobaum in the system,

Swords-and-guns, (Swords-and-guns), they’ve got tons, (they’ve got tons)

Soon the Tenno will come play!

I

Frost is setting,

Up his snowglobe,

Freezing foes black, and blue,

As the Tenno rush,

home with their treasures.

I

Hear the Mag crunch,

See the mods bunch,

This is Khora's big scene, ;)

And above all this bustle

You'll hear :

Vay Hek’s cries, (Vay Hek’s cries), Alad’s sighs, (Alad’s sighs)

It's Tennobaum in the system,

Swords-and-guns, (Swords-and-guns), they’ve got tons, (they’ve got tons)

Soon the Tenno will come play!

Edited December 13, 2017 by Upsilamba

[(PSN)CapriMikey]

Santa Baby 

originally performed by Eartha Kitt in 1953. 

Lotus Honey

Lotus honey, slip a prime inside the foundry, for me; 
Been an real good Tenno,

Lotus honey, please hurry down and gift me tonight.

Lotus honey, a Scimitar or Xiphos will do, dark blue
Protect me from the Grineer, Lotus honey
please hurry down and gift me tonight. 

Think of all the infested
Think of all the corpus that I haven't killed
Next year I could be just as good...
if you'd check off my market list.

Lotus honey, tell Ordis that it really is not a lot
Got the slots to be filled; Lotus honey,
hurry down and gift me tonight

Lotus honey, there's one that thing I really do need,
the deed - to a platinum mine, Lotus honey
so hurry down and gift me tonight

Lotus honey, I hope you fill my stocking up with, the ducats
To go see Baro Ki'Teer, Lotus honey,
please hurry down and gift me tonight

Help with the Orokin tree
With some decorations made from enemies;
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

Lotus honey, your love for me is all that will do, it's true
I sure would hate to impose, Lotus honey,
but hurry down and gift me tonight.

Hurry down and gift me tonight
Hurry tonight

[(PSN)WintrySnowman]

So this particular song - "Walking in the Air" - has strong ties to my childhood, originally written by Howard Blake for the short Christmas film "The Snowman" in 1982. Given its age and huge popularity in the UK, I hope that it's applicable to this contest. It's been my pleasure to adapt it to Warframe.

I present to you "Gliding through the Air", best sung to this piano piece.

Gliding through the Air

We're gliding through the air,
We're shooting from the moonlit sky.
The Grineer far below
Are falling as we fly.

We're aiming down our sights,
I'm drifting in the midnight blue.
I'm finding I can fly
So high above with you.

- Interlude -

All across the plains,
The garrisons go by in flames.
The towers on the hills
All destroyed by warframes.

Grineer gaze, open mouthed,
Taken by surprise.
Grakatas down below
Barrage the skies.

We're soaring through the air,
We're blinking in the frozen sky.
We're skimming over lakes
As wisps are floating by.

- Interlude -

Suddenly, swooping low,
On a pool so deep.
Rising up, a teralyst
Wakes from his sleep.

We're gliding through the air,
We're twirling in the midnight sky,
And everything that sees
Us shoots us and we die.

 

If this ends up winning anything, it would warm my heart if the team sang it on the dev stream.

[(XBOX)LokiLupro]

Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms

Tenno Bell Rock by LokiLupro

 

Spoiler

Tenno bell, Tenno bell, Tenno bell rock
Ember bells swing and Chroma bells ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of Grineer
Now the Rhino stomp has begun

Tenno bell, Tenno bell, Teeno bell rock
Octavia bells chime in Nova bell time
Sporing and toxic lashing in Saryn Bell Square
In the Frost's air.

What a fine time,for a new prime
To rock the Corpus away

Mirage Prime is a swell prime
To go bullet gliding in a one-horse Liset
Giddy-up Trinity, pick up you feet
Be our battery

Mix and a-mingle in the Volting feet
That's the Tenno bell,
That's the Tenno bell,
That's the Tenno bell rock

 

[BlueberryxScope]

Clem the Grakata Ninja (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer by Johnny Marks)

You know Lotus and Ordis and Suda and New Loka
Perrin and Red Veil and Arbiters and Meridian
But do you recall
The most famous ally of all?
Clem the Grakata Ninja
Had a very Bloody Grakatas
And if you ever saw them
You would even say they kills
All of the other Allies
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Clem
Join in any Tenno missions
Then one Nightmarish Tennobaum Eve
Tenno came to say
"Clem, with your Grakatas So Gory
Won't you fight with me tonight?"
Then how the allies loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Clem the Grakata Ninja
You'll go down in history"
Clem the Grakata Ninja
Had a very Bloody Grakatas
And if you ever saw them
You would even say they Kills
All of the other ally
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Clem
Join in any Tenno missions
Then one Nightmarish Tennobaum Eve
Tenno came to say
"Clem, with your Grakatas So Gory
Won't you fight with me tonight?"
Then how the allies loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Clem the Grakata Ninja
You'll go down in history."

[GrazzHopper]

Grakatas roasting on an open fire
Frost Prime nipping at your nose (yeah)
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And Tenno dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a Condroc and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny clem with his eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
he knows that Baro's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and many goodies on his Sleigh
And every Darvo's Chem is going to spy
To see if Kubro really know how to fly
And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To tenno from one to ninety two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
To tenno from one to ninety-two (yeah, yeah)
Although it's been said, many times, many ways
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas (yeah), merry Christmas (oh no)
Merry Christmas to you! -Love GrazzHopper <3

[kaname_579]

ufff eso no me lo esperaba tengo que hacer mucho por adelante :V 

 

[AxcelZ3r0]

Jingle Bells

James Lord Pierpont

 

 

Flying through the Plains,

In a crappy Archwing,

High ping the squad complains,

Toxic players sting,

Blades on new Zaws ring,

Making Grineer scream,

Oh what fun it is to fight and spring,

A slaying ninja team.

 

Grindy Zaws, grindy zaws,

Grind them all the way,

Oh what hell it is to ride,

In a crappy Archwing.

 

Some easy missions ago,

I took a blank Loki,

And soon Mister Stalker,

Was chasing only me.

My Kavat was swank,

Having Charm in a slot,

She helped me make a lot of bank,

And my Tenno got drunk,

Something something headshot.

Edited December 12, 2017 by AxcelZ3r0

[JungYeon]

"Stalker here" A Parody of "Jingle Bells"

Dashing through missions, Until I got stuck halfway

Don't know where to go, Cus I just lost my way

Alarms started to ring, Making me have to fight

Grineer, Robots and Infested, Won't leave me alone tonight

Stalker here, Stalker here

Stalker's here today

Trying my best to fight him for a blueprint that i want, hey!

Run away, Run away

Extracting right away

Don't wanna risk dying and failing my quest today!

 

[(XBOX)Xeno5492]

Ember the Red-Flamed Warframe

You know Nekros, and Nezha, and
Oberon, and Trinity,
Chroma, and Atlas, and
Hydroid and Banshee
But do you recall
The most famous frame of all

Ember, the red-flamed warframe
had a very shiny fire
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it burns.

All of the other Warframes
used to laugh and call her lazy
They never let poor Ember
play in any Survivals.

Then one foggy Infected eve
the Lotus came to say:
"Ember with your flames so bright,
won't you guide my Tenno tonight?"

Then all the infested loathed her
as they shouted out with pain,
Ember the red-flamed warframe,
you'll go down in history!

 

Original: Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer by Johnny Marks

[Doavarr]

 

 

The Tennobaum Song (The Christmas Song Mel Torme / Robert Wells, Originally sung by Nat King Cole)

Spoiler

Ember's setting the whole world on fire

Frost is freezing all his foes

'Tavia's carols, causing friends to inspire

And Frames, equipped from head to toe

 

Everybody knows a condroc and some pla-ti-num

Help to make the season bright

Chroma's hide with his wings all aglow

Will find it hard to stay and fight

 

They know that stalker's on his way

He's using lots of pow'rs and weapons just to slay

And every warframe's guide is gonna try

To see if they can beat that sortie that's a spy

 

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase

For le-vels one to twenty five

Although it's been said, many times, many ways

Tennobaum's here, come thrive

 

The Christmas Song

Mel Torme / Robert Wells

Originally sung by Nat King Cole

Edited December 12, 2017 by bodieacb130

[(PSN)barberx1]

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas  by Gayla Peevey          <----- Original                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I Want a Ember Prime for Christmas (Funny) by Barberx1         <----- My Version                                                                                                                                            I want a Ember Prime for Christmas only a Ember Prime will do dont want a Rhino no stinky poopoo frame i want a Ember Prime to spew flames and destroy i want a Ember Prime for Christmas i dont think DE will mind do you? I wont have to cheat for him like a dirty filthy N00B just win Prime Access thats the right thing to do. I can see me now on the 22nd starting up warframe! Oh what joy and what surprise when i open up my arsenal to see a Power Ranger standing there. I want a Ember Prime for Christmas only a Ember Prime will do no novas or nyxs i only like Ember Primes and DE loves them to. People say a Ember Prime would cost to much but then again DE says its time for a free Prime Access. Theres lots of room for her in my inventory id slap on a exilus adapter and give her a core i can see me now on the 22nd starting up warframe Oh what joy and what suprise when i open up my arsenal to see a Power Ranger standing there i want a Ember Prime for Christmas only a Ember Prime will do no novas or nyxs i only like Ember Primes and DE loves them to.                                                                                                                       

[(PSN)watt4hem]

"baby it's cold outside" is basically hunhow's christmas song before giving him his tsd get up. 

[aldyknightly]

Song For This Santa Claus Stalker

You better watch out team up
you better not cry allies 
you better not pout team up
I'm telling you why coming back
Santa Claus is coming to town 
He's making a list in the market 
And checking it twice 
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus Stalker is coming to town 

He knows when you are sleeping 
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Little tin horns 
And little toy drums
Santa Claus Stalker is coming to town
Santa Claus Stalker is coming to town

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