(PSN)XeoSerferus Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 This is my Christmas Carol from| Hark! The Herald Angels Sing by "Cris Tomlin" | I hope you all enjoy. :) Tenno! The Lotus Angel sing Glory to the Tenno king Peace on the chair bears a little child Orokin and unpure soon reconciled Joyful all ye Warframes rise As we take our archwings to the skies With angelic quests to proclaim New frames are born and risen to fame Tenno! The Lotus Angel sing Glory to the Tenno king Children by the highest Orokin adored Tenno our everlasting Lord Late in time behold our gambit Offspring from an Orokin tangent Veiled in flesh the Warframes are The deity we command from afar Pleased as man with frame to dwell Tenno, our Emmanuel Tenno! The Lotus Angel sing Glory to the Tenno king Hail the Orokin born in prince of peace Hail the son of righteousness Light and life the Tenno brings Ris'n with healing in his archwing Child he lays his glory by Born the Tenno no more will die Born to raise the Tenno on earth Born to aid their Orokin birth Tenno! The Lotus Angel sing Glory to the Tenno king Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAmAStreamerToo Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 We Wish You A Merry Christmas Aka Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata The Fireside Singers Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem, Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem, Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem, Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem, Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem, Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem, Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakara Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Grakara Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Grakara Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Grakata Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Grakata Clem Clem Clem Clem... Grakata, Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuraudo_Uchiha98 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 All I want for christmas is PLATINUM (Orig: All I want for Christmas is you) short :D Prime Parts? I´ll take a passMake my wish come true-oo-oo-ooAll I want for Christmas Is PLAAAAA TIIIINUUUUUM Every single freaking ChristmasYou give me the same primary weaponAnd II´ll lose it If I unwrap one moreParis or BratonI don´t need these LexJesus I already have one, and When I said that I´m EmberI didn´t mean I want HEAT SWORD!Now that I got platinumI just want to choose my ownGift that aren´t trashAll I want for Christmas Is PLAT!PLATINUM baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FawneDaBear Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Here comes Juggernaut (Here comes Santa Clause by Gene Autry) Here comes Juggernaut, here comes Juggernaut Right down Tubercle lane. He’s got a Sac and it’s filled with mad Cause we’ve killed his friends again Hear those chargers crying, screaming A bone-chilling howl in the night. Better grab your Opticore, say your prayers Cause Juggernaut’s come to fight! Here come Juggernaut, here comes Juggernaut Right down Tubercle lane. Nyxes and and Ashes are running fast Cause he’s pretty much immune to them. Ancient healers block the hallway, A disruptor off to your right. Better buff the Rhino before he dies Cause Juggernaut’s come to fight! Here comes Juggernaut, Here comes Juggernaut Right down Tubercle lane. He doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor Cause He’ll consume you all the same. He doesn’t care that you’re all just children With jazz-hands jesusey light, That just makes you all the more squishy Cause Juggernaut’s come to fight! Here comes Juggernaut, Here comes Juggernaut Right down Tubercle lane. He’ll come around when his friends cry out Cause the Tenno’s back again. He might not be a black behemoth But he’s got a very mean bite Better ask yourself if phorialiac’s worth it Cause Juggernaut's come to fight. Edited December 12, 2017 by FawneDaBear speeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOTINOS_PIZZA_ROLLS Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas: Johnny Mathis. Spoiler It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe, Ev'rywhere you go; Take a look in the boil again, it's GLISTENING MAGNIFICENCE once again, With piles of bodies and orokin relics aglow. It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe, Discounts in the store, But the prettiest sight to see is the messages that will be '14,000 gallium delivered to your door'. A bunch of Credits to boot and a Grakata that shoots Is the wish of Ordis and Jim; Dogs that will kill and will move for a thrill Is the hope of Darvo and Clem; And Space Mom and Dad can hardly wait for the sentient to awake. It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe Ev'rywhere you go; There's a tree in the Maroo's Bazaar, one in the plains as well, The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the blood. It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe; Soon the drums will start, And the thing that will make them sing is the death that you will bring Right through the heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssalHunter Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Spoiler The 12 darkest days of Cetus past On the first day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us: an Azurite gem in a Nikana blade. On the second day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us: two tons of Rubedo Ore, and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade. On the third day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us: three dead Grineers, two tons of Rubedo Ore, and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade. On the fourth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us: four Veridos glowing, three dead Grineers, two tons of Rubedo Ore, and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade. On the fifth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us: five golden froma, four Veridos glowing, three dead Grineers, two tons of Rubedo Ore, and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade. On the sixth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us: six Hikou blades, five golden Forma, four Veridos glowing, three dead Grineers, two tons of Rubedo Ore, and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade. On the seventh day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us: seven Infested Phylaxis cures, six Hikou blades, five golden froma, four Veridos glowing, three dead Grineers, two tons of Rubedo Ore, and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade. On the eighth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us: eight Steel Meridian guardians, seven Infested Phylaxis cures, six Hikou blades, five golden froma, four Veridos glowing, three dead Grineers, two tons of Rubedo Ore, and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade. On the ninth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us: nine Latron Primes, eight Steel Meridian guardians, seven Infested Phylaxis cures, six Hikou blades, five golden froma, four Veridos glowing, three dead Grineers, two tons of Rubedo Ore, and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade. On the tenth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us: ten wise Lotus Teachings, nine Latron Primes, eight Steel Meridian guardians, seven Infested Phylaxis cures, six Hikou blades, five golden froma, four Veridos glowing, three dead Grineers, two tons of Rubedo Ore, and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade. On the eleventh day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us: eleven Kavats oh purring, ten wise Lotus Teachings, nine Latron Primes, eight Steel Meridian guardians, seven Infested Phylaxis cures, six Hikou blades, five golden froma, four Veridos glowing, three dead Grineers, two tons of Rubedo Ore, and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade. On the twelfth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us: Peace......Peace from the Grinner and the Infested infection... thank you my Tenno Brothers We will always remember your deeds our Brave Tenno... and we will never forget the Plague Star my take on a Cetus Song of remembrance -AbyssalHunter(PC) Edited December 12, 2017 by AbyssalHunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawksey Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Away in a Manger Spoiler Away from the plains the Ostron had fled The councilor Vay Hek he wants Cetus dead The plague star, in falling, grew where it lay Its glistening magnificence called out to Vey "Protect the thraxx toxin!" He was heard to shout But in came the Tenno and cleaned him out Well soon the boil it quivered in fear And spawned a Hemocite to defeat all near The Tenno stood firmly and did not abate For Hunters Munitions and Forma await Bless us dear Konzu with your rare gear But more tales of your uncle we need not hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obserbliviant Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (Traditional Christmas Carol) In Honor Of Our Syndicates In honor of our syndicates Us Tenno shall unite, Our goals opposing one another We've no choice but fight, To help all those who trust in us And do what we think right, Oh, tidings of factions and war, Factions and war, Oh, tidings of factions and war. Meridian and Veil together; Pair of shield and sword, To protecting the defenseless the Meridian's sworn, With Veil purging the system's threats the Pair's subject to scorn, Oh, tidings of factions and war, Factions and war, Oh, tidings of factions and war. Hexis believes there's more to Tenno Than the ways of old, Suda searches for Orokin tech And knowledge untold, With these two working together, who Knows what will unfold? Oh, tidings of factions and war, Factions and war, Oh, tidings of factions and war. New Loka and the Perrin Sequence; A peace-seeking pair, Perrin looking for profit only If all lives are spared, Loka undoing corruption that The system has fared, Oh, tidings of factions and war, Factions and war, Oh, tidings of factions and war. In honor of our syndicates Us Tenno shall unite, Our goals opposing one another We've no choice but fight, To help all those who trust in us And do what we think right, Oh, tidings of factions and war, Factions and war, Oh, tidings of factions and war. This took much longer than it should have... I hope at least some of you enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GildartsAnonn Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Nothing was coming to mind for a "serious" song so i went with it in a casual funny way! much love and merry tennomas everyone <3 Tennogen - (christmas carol : Jingle bells) Dashing through the void in a fashionframed bae o'er Cetus we go Zenurik all the way Using maiming strike Hearing grineer cry What fun it is to hack and split For Nekros to be fine Tennogen, Tennogen Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to farm Is the only Tenno way, hey Tennogen, Tennogen Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to farm Is the only Tenno way A day or two ago I thought i'd make a prime And soon, Baro Ki'teer Was coming overnight Rushed to farm prime parts Misfortune seemed my lot Got a host migration Lost everything i got Tennogen, Tennogen Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to farm Is the only Tenno way, hey Tennogen, Tennogen Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to farm Is the only Tenno way A day or two ago The quest i must complete I went out on a mission And contracted a cyst An Excal Prime came by Looked me in the eye He laughed as i was asking why And quickly left me, bye Tennogen, Tennogen Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to farm Is the only Tenno way, hey Tennogen, Tennogen Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to farm Is the only Tenno way Now that i look behind The struggle was alright Conquered every mission And every damage type A thank you to DE For giving us a Dream Warframe is my one true love And always it will be Tennogen, Tennogen Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to farm Is the only Tenno way, hey Tennogen, Tennogen Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to farm Is the only Tenno way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeX557 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Oh this is gonna be fun. Song: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas Creator: Bing Crosby Spoiler I'm Dreaming of Stalker's Christmas I'm dreaming of a red christmas Just like the ones I used to cause Where the Corpus decay And grineer die okay To hear infested in pause I'm dreaming of a black christmas With every light smashed and jolting I will approach, weapon singing And soon they will be without feeling I'm dreaming of a blood christmas with every tenno I punish With each foul Tenno I will crush To see their corpses fall and blood rush I'm dreaming of deathly christmas When my Hate swings to slice apart My Despair will pierce your steel heart And my Dread will be just the start I'm dreaming of fearful christmas Your holidays will be a chore When my Acolytes will then bore into your metal head some more I'm dreaming of Hunhow's Christmas When all the Tenno are laid dead Then my job will be at the end And the Lotus will be beheaded I'm dreaming of Stalker's christmas... .... hopefully it's not TOO long... As far as I know this song doesnt really have an end. and uh, I might've gone dark and edgy. [but hey that's the stalker for ya.] Edited December 12, 2017 by RenegadeX557 Forgot creator name. ^.^;; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Rylik Crisp Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) I don't know if I have to phonetically write out the pronunciation and melody of how it fits into the rhythm of the original so if clarification is needed let me know. When I heard the contest that was launching and read the description of it immediately Hunhow is coming to town came to mind but saying it out loud it came out Hunhow is coming from Tau and rest was founded off of that, I hope you like it. It actually has meaning without inherently giving away spoilers; if they didn't play it yet they have no idea what I'm talking about, if they did, I hope it's apparent to them what the references are. The original Christmas Carol is, "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town" and my Rendition is "Hunhow is Comin' from Tau" "Santa Claus is Comin to Town" has been done by many artists, Frank Sinatra, Michael Bublé, Michael Jackson, Justin Bieber? It's a classic any version works I didn't have a specific in mind I just love the song. "Hunhow is Coming From Tau", by Rylik Crisp You better watch out, you better realize You will find your "Shadow" at the womb in the sky Hunhow is comin' from Tau Hunhow is comin' from Tau Hu-n-how is comin' from Tau He's making his "lysts" and they nullify We know what you did and it wasn't nice... Hunhow is comin' from Tau Hunhow is comin' from Tau Hu-n-how is comin' from Tau He knows if you are "dreaming He now knows if you're "awake" and I know this is your "Reckoning" So you will not leave this place... You better watch out, you better realize You will find your "Shadow" at the womb in the sky Hunhow is comin' from Tau Hunhow is comin' from Tau Hu-n-how is comin' from Tau He knows if you are "dreaming He now knows if you're "awake" and I know this is your "Reckoning" So you will not leave this place...Ten- -no! You better watch out, you better realize You will find your "Shadow" at the womb in the sky Hunhow is comin' from Tau Hunhow is comin' from Tau Hu-n-how is comin' from Tau That's it, Merry Christmas everyone, hopefully the "writer" of this Christmas carol doesn't ruin your Tenno Chirstmas. I hope you liked it, by the waydo you know who was writing this?(whose point of view it was from) Edited December 12, 2017 by (XB1)Rylik Crisp I was supposed to write,"I hope you liked it, by the way do you know who was writing this?", instead I wrote, I hope you liked it, by the waydo you know who was writing this? *Second Edit*I didn't fully read the instructions, so I didn't include artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panthya Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 'Helminth the Infested Charger' (Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer - Johnny Marks) Spoiler You know Raksa, and Chesa, And Sahasa, and Huras, Sunika, and the Kavats, Adarza and Smeeta But do you recall The most famous companion of all? Helminth the Infested Charger, Has a very scary face! And if you ever saw it, You would probably be afraid All of the other Tenno, Used to scream and run away! They’d never let poor Helminth Join in any Kubrow games Then before a new mission, A Tenno came to say; "Helminth, with your toxic bite, Won't you come help me fight?" Then all the Tenno loved him As they fought and shout with glee, “Helminth the Infested Charger, Please don’t infect me!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChrono Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 “White Christmas” –Bing Crosby Primed Christmas Spoiler I'm dreaming of a primed Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the snow globes glisten and kiddos listen To hear, corpus on the go. I'm dreaming of a primed Christmas With every relic I unlock With their drops, uncommon, and rare And may all your Christmases be primed I'm dreaming of a primed Christmas With every warframe that I know. Where cryopods glisten and sentries listen To hear, Tenno in the void.I'm dreaming of a primed Christmas With every mission I complete May your guns, be gilded, and bright And may all your Christmases be primed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChrono Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 36 minutes ago, shzpimp said: We Wish You A Merry Christmas Aka Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem Grakata The Fireside Singers Well, now I have no chance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)GrilledChez Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) "Tenno Bells" An adaptation of the original "Jingle Bells" by James Pierpont. Enjoy! [Verse 1] Dashing through the Plains In a four-man open squad O'er the Grineer we go Bounty farms all day Bells on kubrow ring Making Vay'hek scream What fun it is to run and gun and fish the plains all night [Chorus] Mining trips, Cetus wisp Farming through the day Oh what fun it is to fly On your archwing through the plains Fishing trips, Teralyst You better run away Oh what fun it is to fight On Eidolon all night [Verse 2] Konzu said "Oh no" Infested on the rise And soon, when I arrived A massive Hemocyte With Hunters mods in mind The Tenno ran about Will I ever get that mod I'm really starting to doubt [Chorus] Mining trips, Cetus wisp Farming through the day Oh what fun it is to fly On your archwing through the plains Fishing trips, Teralyst You better run away Oh what fun it is to fight On Eidolon all night [Verse 3] Now the grass is red All Grineer are dead Take your guns and fight And sing this slaying song Just shoot them in their knees That will make them bleed Incursion missions on the plains Will sure make Vay'hek scream [Chorus] Oh! Mining trips, Cetus wisp Farming through the day Oh what fun it is to fly On your archwing through the plains Fishing trips, Teralyst You better run away Oh what fun it is to fight On Eidolon all night! Edited December 12, 2017 by (PS4)GrilledChez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)HotBigBossNos Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Original song: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, by Johnny Marks Limbo the Rift-Bound Warframe You know Banshee, and Chroma, and Atlas, and Ember Gara, and Hydroid, and Loki and Nova but do you recall the most hated warframe of all? Limbo the Rift-Bound Warframe Had a very shifty Rift and if you ever saw it you would even say its gone. All of the other Warframes used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Limbo Play in any conclave games Then one foggy grineer raid Lotus came to say "Limbo with your Cataclysm, wont you guide my Tenno tonight?" Then all the Warframes loved him as they shouted out with glee Limbo the Rift-Bound Warframe You'll go down in history! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)TFS Chionis Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 You're a Mean One, Captain Vor (Composed by Chef Chion) (Based on "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by Dr. Seuss) Your're a mean one Captain Vor You are a tenno hunter You"re temper is like Ember, you're sharp as the Bo, Captian Vor You're a bad captain with a large ego! You're a killer, Captain Vor Your key is outdated Your weapons are getting old, your fight is simple, Captain Vor No one would fight if it was not a quest a requirement! You're an old one, Captain Vor You have been in the game for a while You're fun as farming for platinum, Captain Vor Between the two I rather farm for platinum! You're a cruel one, Captain Vor You're submissive to the Queens, a dictator to the clones, Captain Vor There are three words to describe you to the community Easy, Boring, Worthless You"re a Void Boss, Captain Vor You say you cannot be destroyed You have a weak spot on your waist, Captain Vor You are arrogant towards the tenno Which is your biggest downfall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)zombiekiller8j Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 12 days of Christmas by relient k 12 days of warframe (Hawkmoon05 helped) On the first day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 1 useful tip for me on the second day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 2 carriers on the third day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 3 death threats on the fourth day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 4 kubrow eggs on the fith day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 5 goooolden forma on the sixth day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 6 loki tricks on the seventh day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 7 worthy factions on the eighth day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 8 radiant relics on the ninth day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 9 vaulted frames on the tenth day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 10 fusion slots on the eleventh day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 11 mighty planets on the twelfth day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 12 devoted devs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_T_Ripper Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Carol of the Bells Mykola Leontovych (Composer) and Peter J. Wilhousky (Lyrical Author) Spoiler Hark how the guns Prime golden guns All swords and fists Run through the mists Claim Grineer lives Claim Corpus lives To save the weak To help the meak Tip, Tap, Tip, Tap Hands in the lap With silent song They ring the gong One made of rocks Another made to shock Third draws a blade Fourth in water wade O, how they run Raising their guns O'er Vor and Hek Phorid, Razorback Run run Tenno child Through the open field Stop the Grineer Make them all fear Merry, merry, merry, merry Tennobaum Merry, merry, merry, merry Tennobaum On, on they sound With Lotus bound Their silent song From golden gong Hark how the guns Prime golden guns All swords and fists Run through the mists Claim infested lives Claim Corrupt minds To save the weak To help the meak Tip, Tap, Tip, Tap Hands in the lap With silent song They ring the gong One makes the song Another sings along Third sets on fire While fourth never tires O, how they run Raising their gun O'er Vor and Hek Phorid, Razorback Run Tenno child Through the feild Stop the Grineer Make them all fear Merry, merry, merry, merry Tennobaum Merry, merry, merry, merry Tennobaum On, on they sound With Lotus bound Tenno rest now Please take a bow On, on they sound With Lotus bound Tenno rest now Please take a bow. Edited December 12, 2017 by J_T_Ripper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxerboxer Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Mr. Grinch Mr. Stalker You're a mean one Mr. Stalker, You really are a *@##$ You're as stealthy as a Loki, you're as tanky as a Rhino, You’re a bad man under that pretty Warframe. You’re a monster, Mr. Stalker, Your heart’s an empty hole, Your brain’s filled with wrath, you have no sympathy in your soul, Mr. Stalker, I wouldn’t attempt to reason with you! You’re a greedy one, Mr. Stalker, You don’t drop a War blueprint, You just drop a Dread blueprint or a Hate blueprint, Given the choice, I guess the Dread is better than the Paris Prime. You’re the worst one, Mr. Stalker, You’re a nasty wasty scum, Your heart is full of Hate, your soul is full of Despair, The four words that is all you say is, “I am your reckoning!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toafarmer Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Hai-Luk Got Run Over By A Grineer Hai-Luk got run over by a Grineer Walking Cetus from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Eidolon But as for me and Onkko, we believe She'd been eatin' too much Murkray livers And we'd begged her not to go But she'd left her Pharoma So she stumbled out the door into the sand When they found her Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack There was no sign of her head And incriminatin' Bombard marks on her back Hai-Luk got run over by a Grineer Walking Cetus from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Eidolon But as for me and Onkko, we believe Now were all so proud of Konzu He's been takin' this so well See him in there fishin' Norgs Eatin' brains and gamblin' high with Nef Anyo It's not Christmas without Hai-Luk All the family's fashionframed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or sell for plat? Hai-Luk got run over by a Grineer Walking Cetus from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Eidolon But as for me and Onkko, we believe Now the kavat is on the table And the pudding made of kubrow And a cyan and amber Orta That would just have matched the hair in Hai-Luk's wig I've warned all the tenno and ostrons Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a grineer who drives a Firbolg and jumps from it Hai-Luk got run over by a Grineer Walking Cetus from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Eidolon But as for me and Onkko, we believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)OCEANUSDEFARST Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Jingle cell rock by OCEANUS Jingle cell, Jingle cell, Jingle cell rock farming all the cells, with my grams swing blowing and growing and getting more cells, not that that’ll help me with this hell. jingle cell, Jingle cell, Jingle cell rock. Jingle cells chime right, n’ round the dime. Dancing and prancing with my duel kamas, and helping get Clem’s Grakatas. what a right time, it’s, fighting time, to knock the corps away, Jingle cells time what a, swell time. to go farming in my new, warframe giddy, up gara’s force, sweep off there feet Killin’ around the clock... Getting all the cells from vor’s defeat, thats the Jingle cell, that’s the Jingle cell, that’s the Jingle cell rock!!! (Sorry about the clock redundancy not much else I could’ve put in there) (if you have any ideas or comments for different words please comment below) Edited December 12, 2017 by (XB1)OCEANUSDEFARST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potatoman4 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 As part of the Tennobaum season, I thought this might be a good fit for the contest! (Source: Good King Wenceslas, by John Mason Neale (1818-1866) Spoiler Good King Nekros Good King Nekros once looked out On the Feast of Natah When Corpus lay round about Deep, crisp, cut by whipsaw. Brightly shone Ember that night, Though Frost’s ice was cruel, When poor Vauban came in sight. Gath’ring gear and tools. “Hither, Frost, and stand by me If thou know’st by mojo: Yonder Warframe, who is he Where and what his dojo?” “Sire he lives a good distance, Over up on Mars, Cloaked nearby a Grineer fence, By Inaros’ altar. “Bring me mods, and bring me plat, bring potatoes hither: Thou and I shall see him craft, when we bear them thither.” Frost and Nekros forth they went, forth they went together. Through a rude broadcast’s lament and the sandy weather. “Sir, the night is stronger now, and the storm blows stronger; Fails my heart, I know not how; I can go no longer.” “Mark my waypoints, good my Frost. Follow in them boldly. Thou shalt find the desert’s rage proc thy health less coldly.” In his leader’s steps he trod, where the sand had dinted; Cold was in the very ground which the king had printed. Therefore, Tenno friends, be sure, creds or rank possessing, Ye who now will bless our kin, shall yourselves find blessing. Hope you guys like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalactusMaximus3 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Rainy Wonderland (Winter Wonderland) Grineer alarms ring Are you listening In the plains Lakes are glistening A beautiful sight, We're happy tonight Strolling in a rainy wonderland Gone away, is the Grineer ghoul Here to stay, is the Tenno skoom He takes the night on As a big huge Eidolon Strolling in a Rainy Wonderland In the meadow we can fight the Beast And pretend he's Vay Hek We'll have a lots of fun with Beast Hek Until he's a big, big wreck When night falls ain't it thrilling Through the meadow, a fight is booming We'll fight and duel, the beast that's cruel Strolling in a rainy wonderland Strolling in a rainy wonderland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastermaniac Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) This is A Tradewarrior is a crying based on the Christmas classic Christmas Is A Comin' - Bing Crosby When I'm feeling content, when I'm feeling satisfied , I start to think about all the gear I'm going to be denied. I've given up on Primed Flow. I have given up on Rhino. But still I'm never going to leave this chat window. Typing in the same old thing, again, and again, and again. Vaulting time is coming Tenno, vaulting time is here. The market is a filling. There are people everywhere. I have a lot of prime parts, wont someone trade with me? I have a lot of things I need. Wont you come and see? How bout you gentlemen, how bout you? I really want to trade today. how bout you? Does anyone have a Venka Gauntlet? Just one will do. And I guess they're are vaulting Saryn prime so I need one of those too. Do you have a Saryn set? Do you know someone who does? I want to get one before the vaulting's done. How bout you gentlemen, how bout you? I've been looking for awhile now, how bout you? Vaulting time is coming, Vaulting time is here. How about a nikana set, where's that Christmas cheer? If you haven't got a Nikana set, just a blade will do. If you haven't got a Nikana blade, then how about you? How bout you gentlemen, how bout you? I'm getting tired of looking now, how bout you? Vaulting time is a coming and soon Saryn will be gone. I really need that Saryn Prime and I don't have long. I really need that Nikana set and Spira set too. You already have three or four what's it to you? How bout you gentlemen, how bout you? I'm really sick of looking now, how bout you? Why wont you lower your price for me? Why are you such a scrooge? I really wanted sayrn prime now all I have are the blues. I really wanted vaulted things, and Sayrn is where its at. Sorry guys, I guess that's us. I just don't have the plat. Disclaimer [yes I have a Saryn. I'm not using this as a platform to whine. :) ] Edited December 12, 2017 by mastermaniac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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