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This is my Christmas Carol from| Hark! The Herald Angels Sing by "Cris Tomlin" | I hope you all enjoy. :)

Tenno! The Lotus Angel sing

Glory to the Tenno king

Peace on the chair bears a little child

Orokin and unpure soon reconciled

 

Joyful all ye Warframes rise

As we take our archwings to the skies

With angelic quests to proclaim 

New frames are born and risen to fame

 

Tenno! The Lotus Angel sing 

Glory to the Tenno king 

 

Children by the highest Orokin adored

Tenno our everlasting Lord

Late in time behold our gambit

Offspring from an Orokin tangent 

 

Veiled in flesh the Warframes are

The deity we command from afar 

Pleased as man with frame to dwell 

Tenno, our Emmanuel 

 

Tenno! The Lotus Angel sing 

Glory to the Tenno king 

 

Hail the Orokin born in prince of peace 

Hail the son of righteousness 

Light and life the Tenno brings

Ris'n with healing in his archwing 

 

Child he lays his glory by

Born the Tenno no more will die

Born to raise the Tenno on earth

Born to aid their Orokin birth

 

Tenno! The Lotus Angel sing 

Glory to the Tenno king 

 

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All I want for christmas is PLATINUM (Orig: All I want for Christmas is you) short :D

Prime Parts? I´ll take a pass
Make my wish come true-oo-oo-oo
All I want for Christmas 
Is PLAAAAA
TIIIINUUUUUM
Every single freaking Christmas

You give me the same primary weapon
And I
I´ll lose it 
If I unwrap one more
Paris or 
 Braton
I don´t need these Lex
Jesus I already have one, and 
When I said that I´m Ember
I didn´t mean I want
HEAT SWORD!

Now that I got platinum
I just want to choose my own
Gift that aren´t trash
All I want for Christmas 
Is PLAT!
PLATINUM baby!

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Here comes Juggernaut (Here comes Santa Clause by Gene Autry)

 

 

Here comes Juggernaut, here comes Juggernaut
Right down Tubercle lane.
He’s got a Sac and it’s filled with mad
Cause we’ve killed his friends again
Hear those chargers crying, screaming
A bone-chilling howl in the night.
Better grab your Opticore, say your prayers 
Cause Juggernaut’s come to fight!

Here come Juggernaut, here comes Juggernaut
Right down Tubercle lane.
Nyxes and and Ashes are running fast
Cause he’s pretty much immune to them.
Ancient healers block the hallway,
A disruptor off to your right.
Better buff the Rhino before he dies
Cause Juggernaut’s come to fight!

Here comes Juggernaut, Here comes Juggernaut
Right down Tubercle lane.
He doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor
Cause He’ll consume you all the same.
He doesn’t care that you’re all just children
With jazz-hands jesusey light,
That just makes you all the more squishy
Cause Juggernaut’s come to fight!

Here comes Juggernaut, Here comes Juggernaut
Right down Tubercle lane.
He’ll come around when his friends cry out
Cause the Tenno’s back again.
He might not be a black behemoth
But he’s got a very mean bite
Better ask yourself if phorialiac’s worth it
Cause Juggernaut's come to fight.

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas: Johnny Mathis.

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It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe,
Ev'rywhere you go; 
Take a look in the boil again, it's GLISTENING MAGNIFICENCE 
once again,
With piles of bodies and orokin relics aglow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe, 
Discounts in the store, 
But the prettiest sight to see is the messages that will be
'14,000 gallium delivered to your door'. 

A bunch of Credits to boot and a Grakata that shoots 
Is the wish of Ordis and Jim; 
Dogs that will kill and will move for a thrill 
Is the hope of Darvo and Clem; 
And Space Mom and Dad can hardly wait for the sentient to awake.

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's a tree in the Maroo's Bazaar, one in the plains as well,
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the blood.

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe;
Soon the drums will start,
And the thing that will make them sing is the death that you will bring
Right through the heart.

 

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The 12 darkest days of Cetus past

On the first day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us:
an Azurite gem in a Nikana blade.

On the second day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us:
two tons of Rubedo Ore,
and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade.

On the third day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us:
three dead Grineers,
two tons of Rubedo Ore,
and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade.

On the fourth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us:
four Veridos glowing,
three dead Grineers,
two tons of Rubedo Ore,
and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade.

On the fifth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us:
five golden froma,
four Veridos glowing,
three dead Grineers,
two tons of Rubedo Ore,
and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade.

On the sixth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us:
six Hikou blades,
five golden Forma,
four Veridos glowing,
three dead Grineers,
two tons of Rubedo Ore,
and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade.

On the seventh day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us:
seven Infested Phylaxis cures,
six Hikou blades,
five golden froma,
four Veridos glowing,
three dead Grineers,
two tons of Rubedo Ore,
and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade.

On the eighth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us:
eight Steel Meridian guardians,
seven Infested Phylaxis cures,
six Hikou blades,
five golden froma,
four Veridos glowing,
three dead Grineers,
two tons of Rubedo Ore,
and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade.

On the ninth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us:
nine Latron Primes,
eight Steel Meridian guardians,
seven Infested Phylaxis cures,
six Hikou blades,
five golden froma,
four Veridos glowing,
three dead Grineers,
two tons of Rubedo Ore,
and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade.

On the tenth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us:
ten wise Lotus Teachings,
nine Latron Primes,
eight Steel Meridian guardians,
seven Infested Phylaxis cures,
six Hikou blades,
five golden froma,
four Veridos glowing,
three dead Grineers,
two tons of Rubedo Ore,
and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade.

On the eleventh day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us:
eleven Kavats oh purring,
ten wise Lotus Teachings,
nine Latron Primes,
eight Steel Meridian guardians,
seven Infested Phylaxis cures,
six Hikou blades,
five golden froma,
four Veridos glowing,
three dead Grineers,
two tons of Rubedo Ore,
and Azurite gem in a Nikana blade.

On the twelfth day of Cetus raids our brave Tenno gave to us:
Peace......Peace from the Grinner and the Infested infection... thank you my Tenno Brothers
We will always remember your deeds our Brave Tenno... and we will never forget the Plague Star

my take on a Cetus Song of remembrance -AbyssalHunter(PC)

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Away in a Manger

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Away from the plains the Ostron had fled
The councilor Vay Hek he wants Cetus dead 
The plague star, in falling, grew where it lay
Its glistening magnificence called out to Vey
"Protect the thraxx toxin!" He was heard to shout
But in came the Tenno and cleaned him out
Well soon the boil it quivered in fear
And spawned a Hemocite to defeat all near
The Tenno stood firmly and did not abate
For Hunters Munitions and Forma await
Bless us dear Konzu with your rare gear
But more tales of your uncle we need not hear.

 

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God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (Traditional Christmas Carol)

In Honor Of Our Syndicates

 

In honor of our syndicates

Us Tenno shall unite,

Our goals opposing one another

We've no choice but fight,

To help all those who trust in us

And do what we think right,

Oh, tidings of factions and war,

Factions and war,

Oh, tidings of factions and war.

 

Meridian and Veil together;

Pair of shield and sword,

To protecting the defenseless the

Meridian's sworn,

With Veil purging the system's threats the

Pair's subject to scorn,

Oh, tidings of factions and war,

Factions and war,

Oh, tidings of factions and war.

 

Hexis believes there's more to Tenno

Than the ways of old,

Suda searches for Orokin tech

And knowledge untold,

With these two working together, who

Knows what will unfold?

Oh, tidings of factions and war,

Factions and war,

Oh, tidings of factions and war.

 

New Loka and the Perrin Sequence;

A peace-seeking pair,

Perrin looking for profit only

If all lives are spared,

Loka undoing corruption that

The system has fared,

Oh, tidings of factions and war,

Factions and war,

Oh, tidings of factions and war.

 

In honor of our syndicates

Us Tenno shall unite,

Our goals opposing one another

We've no choice but fight,

To help all those who trust in us

And do what we think right,

Oh, tidings of factions and war,

Factions and war,

Oh, tidings of factions and war.

 

This took much longer than it should have... I hope at least some of you enjoy it.

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Nothing was coming to mind for a "serious" song so i went with it in a casual funny way! much love and merry tennomas everyone <3

 

Tennogen - (christmas carol : Jingle bells)

Dashing through the void
in a fashionframed bae
o'er Cetus we go
Zenurik all the way
Using maiming strike
Hearing grineer cry
What fun it is to hack and split
For Nekros to be fine

Tennogen, Tennogen
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to farm
Is the only Tenno way, hey
Tennogen, Tennogen
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to farm
Is the only Tenno way

A day or two ago
I thought i'd make a prime
And soon, Baro Ki'teer
Was coming overnight
Rushed to farm prime parts
Misfortune seemed my lot
Got a host migration
Lost everything i got

Tennogen, Tennogen
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to farm
Is the only Tenno way, hey
Tennogen, Tennogen
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to farm
Is the only Tenno way

A day or two ago
The quest i must complete
I went out on a mission
And contracted a cyst
An Excal Prime came by
Looked me in the eye
He laughed as i was asking why
And quickly left me, bye

Tennogen, Tennogen
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to farm
Is the only Tenno way, hey
Tennogen, Tennogen
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to farm
Is the only Tenno way

Now that i look behind
The struggle was alright
Conquered every mission
And every damage type
A thank you to DE 
For giving us a Dream
Warframe is my one true love 
And always it will be

Tennogen, Tennogen
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to farm
Is the only Tenno way, hey
Tennogen, Tennogen
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to farm
Is the only Tenno way

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Oh this is gonna be fun.

Song: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

Creator: Bing Crosby

Spoiler

 

I'm Dreaming of Stalker's Christmas

 

I'm dreaming of a red christmas

Just like the ones I used to cause

Where the Corpus decay

And grineer die okay

To hear infested in pause

 

I'm dreaming of a black christmas

With every light smashed and jolting

I will approach, weapon singing

And soon they will be without feeling

 

I'm dreaming of a blood christmas

with every tenno I punish

With each foul Tenno I will crush

To see their corpses fall and blood rush

 

I'm dreaming of deathly christmas

When my Hate swings to slice apart

My Despair will pierce your steel heart

And my Dread will be just the start

 

I'm dreaming of fearful christmas

Your holidays will be a chore

When my Acolytes will then bore

into your metal head some more

 

I'm dreaming of Hunhow's Christmas

When all the Tenno are laid dead

Then my job will be at the end

And the Lotus will be beheaded

 

I'm dreaming of Stalker's christmas...

....

hopefully it's not TOO long... As far as I know this song doesnt really have an end. 

and uh, I might've gone dark and edgy. [but hey that's the stalker for ya.]

Edited by RenegadeX557
Forgot creator name. ^.^;;
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I don't know if I have to phonetically write out the pronunciation and melody of how it fits into the rhythm of the original so if clarification is needed let me know.

When I heard the contest that was launching and read the description of it immediately Hunhow is coming to town came to mind but saying it out loud it came out Hunhow is coming from Tau and rest was founded off of that, I hope you like it. It actually has meaning without inherently giving away spoilers; if they didn't play it yet they have no idea what I'm talking about, if they did, I hope it's apparent to them what the references are.

 

The original Christmas Carol is, "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town" and my Rendition is "Hunhow is Comin' from Tau"

"Santa Claus is Comin to Town" has been done by many artists, Frank Sinatra, Michael Bublé, Michael Jackson, Justin Bieber? It's a classic any version works I didn't have a specific in mind I just love the song.

 

"Hunhow is Coming From Tau", by Rylik Crisp

 

You better watch out, you better realize
You will find your "Shadow" at the womb in the sky
Hunhow is comin' from Tau
Hunhow is comin' from Tau
Hu-n-how is comin' from Tau
 
 
He's making his "lysts" and they nullify
We know what you did and it wasn't nice...
Hunhow is comin' from Tau
Hunhow is comin' from Tau
Hu-n-how is comin' from Tau
 
He knows if you are "dreaming
He now knows if you're "awake"
and I know this is your "Reckoning"
So you will not leave this place...
 
You better watch out, you better realize
You will find your "Shadow" at the womb in the sky
Hunhow is comin' from Tau
Hunhow is comin' from Tau
Hu-n-how is comin' from Tau
 
 
He knows if you are "dreaming
He now knows if you're "awake"
and I know this is your "Reckoning"
So you will not leave this place...Ten-
 
-no! You better watch out, you better realize
You will find your "Shadow" at the womb in the sky
Hunhow is comin' from Tau
Hunhow is comin' from Tau
Hu-n-how is comin' from Tau
 
That's it, Merry Christmas everyone, hopefully the "writer" of this Christmas carol doesn't ruin your Tenno Chirstmas. I hope you liked it, by the waydo you know who was writing this?(whose point of view it was from)
Edited by (XB1)Rylik Crisp
I was supposed to write,"I hope you liked it, by the way do you know who was writing this?", instead I wrote, I hope you liked it, by the waydo you know who was writing this? *Second Edit*I didn't fully read the instructions, so I didn't include artist.
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'Helminth the Infested Charger'

(Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer - Johnny Marks)

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You know Raksa, and Chesa, 
And Sahasa, and Huras,
Sunika, and the Kavats,
Adarza and Smeeta
But do you recall
The most famous companion of all?

Helminth the Infested Charger,
Has a very scary face!
And if you ever saw it,
You would probably be afraid

All of the other Tenno,
Used to scream and run away!
They’d never let poor Helminth
Join in any Kubrow games

Then before a new mission,
A Tenno came to say;
"Helminth, with your toxic bite,
Won't you come help me fight?"

Then all the Tenno loved him
As they fought and shout with glee,
“Helminth the Infested Charger,
Please don’t infect me!”

 

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“White Christmas” –Bing Crosby

Primed Christmas

Spoiler

I'm dreaming of a primed Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the snow globes glisten and kiddos listen
To hear, corpus on the go.

I'm dreaming of a primed Christmas
With every relic I unlock
With their drops, uncommon, and rare
And may all your Christmases be primed

I'm dreaming of a primed Christmas
With every warframe that I know.
Where cryopods glisten and sentries listen
To hear, Tenno in the void.

I'm dreaming of a primed Christmas
With every mission I complete
May your guns, be gilded, and bright
And may all your Christmases be primed

 

 

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"Tenno Bells"

An adaptation of the original "Jingle Bells" by James Pierpont.

Enjoy!

 

[Verse 1]

Dashing through the Plains

In a four-man open squad

O'er the Grineer we go

Bounty farms all day

Bells on kubrow ring

Making Vay'hek scream

What fun it is to run and gun and fish the plains all night

 

[Chorus]

Mining trips, Cetus wisp

Farming through the day

Oh what fun it is to fly

On your archwing through the plains

Fishing trips, Teralyst

You better run away

Oh what fun it is to fight

On Eidolon all night

 

[Verse 2]

Konzu said "Oh no"

Infested on the rise

And soon, when I arrived

A massive Hemocyte

With Hunters mods in mind

The Tenno ran about

Will I ever get that mod

I'm really starting to doubt

 

[Chorus]

Mining trips, Cetus wisp

Farming through the day

Oh what fun it is to fly

On your archwing through the plains

Fishing trips, Teralyst

You better run away

Oh what fun it is to fight

On Eidolon all night

 

[Verse 3]

Now the grass is red

All Grineer are dead

Take your guns and fight

And sing this slaying song

Just shoot them in their knees

That will make them bleed

Incursion missions on the plains

Will sure make Vay'hek scream

 

[Chorus]

Oh!

Mining trips, Cetus wisp

Farming through the day

Oh what fun it is to fly

On your archwing through the plains

Fishing trips, Teralyst

You better run away

Oh what fun it is to fight

On Eidolon all night!

Edited by (PS4)GrilledChez
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Original song: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, by Johnny Marks

Limbo the Rift-Bound Warframe

You know Banshee, and Chroma, and

Atlas, and Ember

Gara, and Hydroid, and

Loki and Nova

but do you recall

the most hated warframe of all?

Limbo the Rift-Bound Warframe

Had a very shifty Rift

and if you ever saw it

you would even say its gone.

All of the other Warframes

used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Limbo

Play in any conclave games

Then one foggy grineer raid

Lotus came to say

"Limbo with your Cataclysm,

wont you guide my Tenno tonight?"

Then all the Warframes loved him

as they shouted out with glee

Limbo the Rift-Bound Warframe

You'll go down in history!

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You're a Mean One, Captain Vor

(Composed by Chef Chion)

(Based on "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by Dr. Seuss)

Your're a mean one Captain Vor

You are a tenno hunter

You"re temper is like Ember, you're sharp as the Bo, Captian Vor

You're a bad captain with a large ego!

 

You're a killer, Captain Vor

Your key is outdated

Your weapons are getting old, your fight is simple, Captain Vor

No one would fight if it was not a quest a requirement!

 

You're an old one, Captain Vor

You have been in the game for a while

You're fun as farming for platinum, Captain Vor

Between the two I rather farm for platinum!

 

You're a cruel one, Captain Vor

You're submissive to the Queens, a dictator to the clones, Captain Vor

There are three words to describe you to the community

Easy, Boring, Worthless

 

You"re a Void Boss, Captain Vor

You say you cannot be destroyed

You have a weak spot on your waist, Captain Vor

You are arrogant towards the tenno

Which is your biggest downfall!

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12 days of Christmas by relient k

12 days of warframe (Hawkmoon05 helped)

On the first day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 1 useful tip for me

on the second day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 2 carriers

on the third day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 3 death threats

on the fourth day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 4 kubrow eggs

on the fith day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 5 goooolden forma 

on the sixth day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 6 loki tricks 

on the seventh day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 7 worthy factions

on the eighth day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 8 radiant relics

on the ninth day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 9 vaulted frames

on the tenth day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 10 fusion slots 

on the eleventh day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 11 mighty planets 

on the twelfth day of warframe my true lotus gave to me 12 devoted devs 

 

 

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Carol of the Bells
Mykola Leontovych (Composer) and Peter J. Wilhousky (Lyrical Author)

 

Spoiler

Hark how the guns
Prime golden guns
All swords and fists
Run through the mists

Claim Grineer lives
Claim Corpus lives
To save the weak
To help the meak

Tip, Tap, Tip, Tap
Hands in the lap
With silent song
They ring the gong

One made of rocks
Another made to shock
Third draws a blade
Fourth in water wade

O, how they run
Raising their guns
O'er Vor and Hek
Phorid, Razorback

Run run Tenno child
Through the open field
Stop the Grineer
Make them all fear

Merry, merry, merry, merry
Tennobaum
Merry, merry, merry, merry
Tennobaum

On, on they sound
With Lotus bound
Their silent song
From golden gong

Hark how the guns
Prime golden guns
All swords and fists
Run through the mists

Claim infested lives
Claim Corrupt minds
To save the weak
To help the meak

Tip, Tap, Tip, Tap
Hands in the lap
With silent song
They ring the gong

One makes the song
Another sings along
Third sets on fire
While fourth never tires

O, how they run
Raising their gun
O'er Vor and Hek
Phorid, Razorback

Run Tenno child
Through the feild
Stop the Grineer
Make them all fear

Merry, merry, merry, merry
Tennobaum
Merry, merry, merry, merry
Tennobaum

On, on they sound
With Lotus bound
Tenno rest now
Please take a bow

On, on they sound
With Lotus bound
Tenno rest now
Please take a bow.

 

Edited by J_T_Ripper
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Mr. Grinch

Mr. Stalker

 

You're a mean one Mr. Stalker,

You really are a *@##&#036;

You're as stealthy as a Loki, you're as tanky as a Rhino,

You’re a bad man under that pretty Warframe.

 

You’re a monster, Mr. Stalker,

Your heart’s an empty hole,

Your brain’s filled with wrath, you have no sympathy in your soul, Mr. Stalker,

I wouldn’t attempt to reason with you!

 

You’re a greedy one, Mr. Stalker,

You don’t drop a War blueprint,

You just drop a Dread blueprint or a Hate blueprint,

Given the choice, I guess the Dread is better than the Paris Prime.

 

You’re the worst one, Mr. Stalker,

You’re a nasty wasty scum,

Your heart is full of Hate, your soul is full of Despair,

The four words that is all you say is,

“I am your reckoning!”

 

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Hai-Luk Got Run Over By A Grineer

 

Hai-Luk got run over by a Grineer

Walking Cetus from our house Christmas eve

You can say there's no such thing as Eidolon

But as for me and Onkko, we believe

 

She'd been eatin' too much Murkray livers

And we'd begged her not to go

But she'd left her Pharoma

So she stumbled out the door into the sand

 

When they found her Christmas mornin'

At the scene of the attack

There was no sign of her head

And incriminatin' Bombard marks on her back

 

Hai-Luk got run over by a Grineer

Walking Cetus from our house Christmas eve

You can say there's no such thing as Eidolon

But as for me and Onkko, we believe

 

Now were all so proud of Konzu

He's been takin' this so well

See him in there fishin' Norgs

Eatin' brains and gamblin' high with Nef Anyo

 

It's not Christmas without Hai-Luk

All the family's fashionframed in black

And we just can't help but wonder

Should we open up her gifts or sell for plat?

 

Hai-Luk got run over by a Grineer

Walking Cetus from our house Christmas eve

You can say there's no such thing as Eidolon

But as for me and Onkko, we believe

 

Now the kavat is on the table

And the pudding made of kubrow

And a cyan and amber Orta

That would just have matched the hair in Hai-Luk's wig

 

I've warned all the tenno and ostrons

Better watch out for yourselves

They should never give a license

To a grineer who drives a Firbolg and jumps from it

 

Hai-Luk got run over by a Grineer

Walking Cetus from our house Christmas eve

You can say there's no such thing as Eidolon

But as for me and Onkko, we believe

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Jingle cell rock

by OCEANUS

Jingle cell, Jingle cell, Jingle cell rock 

farming all the cells, with my grams swing 

blowing and growing and getting more cells, not that that’ll help me with this hell.

jingle cell, Jingle cell, Jingle cell rock. Jingle cells chime right, n’ round the dime. 

Dancing and prancing with my duel kamas, and helping get Clem’s Grakatas.

what a right time, it’s, fighting time, to knock the corps away,

Jingle cells time what a, swell time.

to go farming in my new, warframe

giddy, up gara’s force, sweep off there feet

Killin’ around the clock... 

Getting all the cells from vor’s defeat,

thats the Jingle cell, that’s the Jingle cell, that’s the Jingle cell rock!!!

(Sorry about the clock redundancy not much else I could’ve put in there)

(if you have any ideas or comments for different words please comment below)

 

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As part of the Tennobaum season, I thought this might be a good fit for the contest!

(Source: Good King Wenceslas, by John Mason Neale (1818-1866)

Spoiler

Good King Nekros

 

Good King Nekros once looked out

On the Feast of Natah

When Corpus lay round about

Deep, crisp, cut by whipsaw.

 

Brightly shone Ember that night,

Though Frost’s ice was cruel,

When poor Vauban came in sight.

Gath’ring gear and tools.

 

“Hither, Frost, and stand by me

If thou know’st by mojo:

Yonder Warframe, who is he

Where and what his dojo?”

 

“Sire he lives a good distance,

Over up on Mars,

Cloaked nearby a Grineer fence,

By Inaros’ altar.

 

“Bring me mods, and bring me plat, bring potatoes hither:

Thou and I shall see him craft, when we bear them thither.”

Frost and Nekros forth they went, forth they went together.

Through a rude broadcast’s lament and the sandy weather.

 

“Sir, the night is stronger now, and the storm blows stronger;

Fails my heart, I know not how; I can go no longer.”

“Mark my waypoints, good my Frost. Follow in them boldly.

Thou shalt find the desert’s rage proc thy health less coldly.”

 

In his leader’s steps he trod, where the sand had dinted;

Cold was in the very ground which the king had printed.

Therefore, Tenno friends, be sure, creds or rank possessing,

Ye who now will bless our kin, shall yourselves find blessing.

Hope you guys like it!

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Rainy Wonderland (Winter Wonderland)

 

Grineer alarms ring

Are you listening

In the plains

Lakes are glistening

A beautiful sight,

We're happy tonight

Strolling in a rainy wonderland

 

Gone away, is the Grineer ghoul

Here to stay, is the Tenno skoom

He takes the night on

As a big huge Eidolon

Strolling in a Rainy Wonderland

 

In the meadow we can fight the Beast

And pretend he's Vay Hek

We'll have a lots of fun with Beast Hek

Until he's a big, big wreck

 

When night falls

ain't it thrilling

Through the meadow, a fight is booming

We'll fight and duel, the beast that's cruel

Strolling in a rainy wonderland

Strolling in a rainy wonderland

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is  A Tradewarrior is a crying based on the Christmas classic Christmas Is A Comin' - Bing Crosby

 

When I'm feeling content, when I'm feeling satisfied ,

I start to think about all the gear I'm going to be denied.

I've given up on Primed Flow. I have given up on Rhino.

But still I'm never going to leave this chat window.

 

Typing in the same old thing, again, and again, and again.

 

Vaulting time is coming Tenno, vaulting time is here.

The market is a filling. There are people everywhere.

I have a lot of prime parts, wont someone trade with me?

I have a lot of things I need. Wont you come and see?

 

How bout you gentlemen, how bout you? I really want to trade today. how bout you?

 

Does anyone have a Venka Gauntlet? Just one will do.

And I guess they're are vaulting Saryn prime so I need one of those too.

Do you have a Saryn set? Do you know someone who does?

I want to get one before the vaulting's done.

 

How bout you gentlemen, how bout you? I've been looking for awhile now, how bout you?

 

Vaulting time is coming, Vaulting time is here.

How about a nikana set, where's that Christmas cheer?

If you haven't got a Nikana set, just a blade will do.

If you haven't got a Nikana blade, then how about you?

 

How bout you gentlemen, how bout you? I'm getting tired of looking now, how bout you?

 

Vaulting time is a coming and soon Saryn will be gone.

I really need that Saryn Prime and I don't have long.

I really need that Nikana set and Spira set too.

You already have three or four what's it to you?

 

How bout you gentlemen, how bout you? I'm really sick of looking now, how bout you?

Why wont you lower your price for me? Why are you such a scrooge?

 

I really wanted sayrn prime now all I have are the blues.

 

I really wanted vaulted things, and

Sayrn is where its at. Sorry guys, I guess that's us. I just don't have the plat.

 

Disclaimer [yes I have a Saryn. I'm not using this as a platform to whine. :) ]

 

 

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