New Contest: Carol of the Tenno

[Drasiel]

Original: "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" by: Johnny Mathis

 

It's Beginning to look a lot like Critmas

Spoiler

It's beginning to look a lot like Critmas
Every node you go
Take a look in the Arsen-al, forget status and C.O.
While Amprex, lenz and dread steal the show

It's beginning to look a lot like Critmas
Shelve that age old Boar
The prettiest sight to see, is a newb critting with glee
In your squad facing Vor

A set of mobility mods, a bunch of grineer sods
Is the wish of Steve, Reb and Scott
Ending UI Lock, and silencing troll talk
For Pablo and Kickbot
While Glen can hardly wait for the, holi-days again

It's beginning to look a lot like Critmas
Every node you go
There's a synapse on Eris, as well as a paris
The well modded kind where red crits show

It's beginning to look a lot like Critmas
Soon the alarms will blare
And the thing that makes them ring, is your crit focused bling
Choose your guns with care

It's beginning to look a lot like Critmas
Soon the alarms will blare
And the thing that makes them ring, is your crit focused bling
Choose your guns with care
It's beginning to look a lot like Critmas, Critmas, Critmas, Critmas, Critmas

 

[otnoroT]

Lotus Baby (Santa Baby- Eartha Kitt)

 

Spoiler

Lotus Baby, slip a primed mod under the tree.

For me.

I've been and awful good Tenno

Lotus Baby, So hurry to a relay tonight.

 

Lotus Baby, a Kubrow Armour set too, steel blue

I'll wait wait up for you dear

Lotus Baby, so hurry to a relay tonight.

 

Think of all the things i could build

Think of all the Grineer that i haven't killed

Next year i could be just as good

If u check off my Market wish.

 

Lotus Baby, i want a  Xiphos

Dont leave me just high hopes 

I've been an angel all year

Lotus Baby, so hurry to a relay tonight.

 

Lotus honey, one thing i really do need

Some luck

For a platinum sale.

Lotus Baby, so hurry to a relay tonight.

 

Lotus Cutie, fill my socking with some Prime guns

For Fun

They dont even have to be good.

Lotus baby, so hurry to a relay tonight.

 

Come and trim my Landing Craft

With some decorations bought Darvo's Deals

I really do, believe in you

Now let's see if you believe in me.

 

Lotus Baby, forgot to mention on little thing

Cha-ching.

No i don't mean for 3 hours.

Lotus Baby, so hurry to a relay tonight.

Hurry to a relay tonight.

Hurry, tonight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Marvatian]

This is my warframe christmas song, based on the song: "12 days of christmas" by Frederic Austin, here is "12 days of tennobaum"

I know, not a very creative title , but its the best I could think of. Hope you enjoy!

 

On the first day of tennobaum my true love sent to me:
A tenno who was sleeping.

On the second day of tennobaum my true love sent to me:
Twin grakatas
And a tenno who was sleeping

On the third day of tennobaum my true love sent to me:
Three blueprints for dread
Twin grakatas
And a tenno who was sleeping.

On the fourth day of tennobaum my true love sent to me:
Four neural sensors
Three blueprints for dread
Twin grakatas
And a tenno who was sleeping.

On the fifth day of tennobaum my true love sent to me:
Odonata prime wings
Four neural sensors
Three blueprints for dread
Twin grakatas
And a tenno who was sleeping.

On the sixth day of tennobaum my true love sent to me:
Six rhinos stomping
Odonata prime wings
Four neural sensors
Three blueprints for dread
Twin grakatas
And a tenno who was sleeping.

On the seventh day of tennobaum my true love sent to me:
Seven sculptures shining
Six rhinos stomping
Odonata prime wings
Four neural sensors
Three blueprints for dread
Twin grakatas
And a tenno who was sleeping.

On the eighth day of tennobaum my true love sent to me:
Eight mags a pulling
Seven sculptures shining
Six rhinos stomping
Odonata prime wings
Four neural sensors
Three blueprints for dread
Twin grakatas
And a tenno who was sleeping.

On the ninth day of tennobaum my true love sent to me:
Nine octavias dancing
Eight mags a pulling
Seven sculptures shining
Six rhinos stomping
Odonata prime wings
Four neural sensors
Three blueprints for dread
Twin grakatas
And a tenno who was sleeping.

On the tenth day of tennobaum my true love sent to me:
Ten zephyrs leaping
Nine octavias dancing
Eight mags a pulling
Seven sculptures shining
Six rhinos stomping
Odonata prime wings
Four neural sensors
Three blueprints for dread
Twin grakatas
And a tenno who was sleeping.

On the eleventh day of tennobaum my true love sent to me:
Eleven snipers sniping
Ten zephyrs leaping
Nine octavias dancing
Eight mags a pulling
Seven sculptures shining
Six rhinos stomping
Odonata prime wings
Four neural sensors
Three blueprints for dread
Twin grakatas
And a tenno who was sleeping.

On the twelfth day of tennobaum my true love sent to me:
Twelve MOAs jumping
Eleven snipers sniping
Ten zephyrs leaping
Nine octavias dancing
Eight mags a pulling
Seven sculptures shining
Six rhinos stomping
Odonata prime wings
Four neural sensors
Three blueprints for dread
Twin grakatas
And a tenno who was sleeping.

 

 

 

Edited December 16, 2017 by MARVATIAN
replaced "warframe" with "tennobaum"

[o.0-]

I saw three Ships (come saling in)

I saw Grineer ships come storming in
On Gradivus Day, on Gradivus Day;
I saw Grineer ships come storming in
On Gradivus Day in the morning.

And what was in those ships all fierce,
On Gradivus Day, on Gradivus Day?
And what was in those ships all fierce,
On Gradivus Day in the morning?

The Sargus Ruk and Kril were there,
On Gradivus Day, on Gradivus Day;
The Sargus Ruk and Kril were there,
On Gradivus Day in the morning.

Where to, stormed those ships all fierce,
On Gradivus Day, on Gradivus Day;
Where to, stormed those ships all fierce,
On Gradivus Day in the morning?

O they stormed into Martian Space,
On Gradivus Day, on Gradivus Day;
O they stormed into Martian Space,
On Gradivus Day in the morning.

And all the guns in Sol shall ring,
On Gradivus Day, on Gradivus Day;
And all the guns in Sol shall ring,
On Gradivus Day in the morning.

And all the Tenno in Cryopods shall sing,
On Gradivus Day, on Gradivus Day;
And all the Tenno in Cryopods shall sing,
On Gradivus Day in the morning.

And all the Brakks in Sol shall sing,
On Gradivus Day, on Gradivus Day;
And all the Brakks in Sol shall sing,
On Gradivus Day in the morning.

Then let us all rejoice again,
On Gradivus Day, on Gradivus Day;
Then let us all rejoice again,
On Gradivus Day in the morning.
 

This isn't a submission, just wanted to leave it here too:

Spoiler

 

And a little bonus

Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano

A Duet by Clem and Darvo

(Clem sings) Clem Grakata
Clem Grakata
Clem Grakata, Grakata Clem hmm Clem chh-chh

 

Clem Grakata
Clem Grakata
Clem Grakata, Grakata Clem hmm Clem Chh-chh

 

(Darvo sings) I wanna wish you a merry mission
I wanna wish you a merry mission
I wanna wish you a merry mission, from the bottom of my heart

 

We wanna wish you a merry mission
We wanna wish you a merry mission
We wanna wish you a merry mission, from the bottom of our heart

 

 

Edited December 8, 2017 by SPARTAN-187.Thanatos
spoiler and clean up

[Takuun]

I feel like it's a bit rough but I'ma try

"Let them flow"
Let it snow - Dean Martin

Spoiler

The waves outside are so frightful
But Ember's fire is so delightful
And since we've got more relics to go
Let them flow, Let them flow, Let them flow.

Tenno, they don't show signs of stoppin'
And I brought the pox for poppin'
The lights just flickered you know
Let them show, Let them show, Let them show

When we finally end this fight
How I'll hate to leave the squad
But if you say you have the rads
Then those orokin should pray to god.

And her fire is slowly dying
And, My Lotus, We're still grinding
But as long as there's enemies to go.
Let them flow, Let them flow, Let them flow.

 

Edited December 8, 2017 by Takuun

[--RV--Meta]

Dojo Bells, Stalker Fails

(Jingle Bells, Batman Smells  -Creator Unknown, Influenced by Adam West's Batshow, based off of "One Horse Open Sleigh" by James Lord Pierpont written in 1857)

"Dojo bells, Stalker fails

Vay Hek laid an egg

Ordis Prime lost his mind

And the Tenno got away"

 

Sometimes it's the simple things in life you can appreciate the most, eh? 

 

Edited December 8, 2017 by Meta_Nexus
Credit to the creator of the original source material the gag version was based off of

[Kylo.]

Does it have to be a english christmas carol?

[Spartan336]

1 minute ago, KYLoooo said:

Does it have to be a english christmas carol?

I think that since they're doing this on a livestream, and DE speaks primarily English, the answer to that question is yes. They wont be able to read it on the livestream and understand it otherwise. 

[Kylo.]

Just now, Spartan336 said:

I think that since they're doing this on a livestream, and DE speaks primarily English, the answer to that question is yes. They wont be able to read it on the livestream and understand it otherwise. 

Well, the original can be german and I write the text in english, how about that?

[Spartan336]

21 minutes ago, KYLoooo said:

Well, the original can be german and I write the text in english, how about that?

Pretty sure translations and stuff are allowed. I don't see a reason for them not to be. 

[(PSN)Elvenbane]

I chose a super annoying Christmas song. :)

I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas (written by John Rox/performed by Gayla Peevey)

I want a Mirage Prime access for Christmas
Only a Mirage Prime access will do
Don't want a zaw, no Ostron carpet scraps
I want a Mirage Prime access to spam booby traps

I want a Mirage Prime access for Christmas
I don't think the Unum will mind, do you?
They won't have to use buggy twitch drops
Just bring her through the Cetus gate
and hope the loading stops

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Trying to choose a frame
Oh what grofit, what contentment
When I access my equipment
To see a Mirage Prime listed there

I want a Mirage Prime access for Christmas
Only a Mirage Prime access will do
No Teralyst, no Eidolon Vomvalystses
I only likes Mirage Prime accesses
And Mirage Prime accesses like me, too

Space mom says Mirage, would deceive me but then
Tenshin says Mirage is a prestidigitarian

There's lots of slots for her on my account
I'd level her there and forma her there and add an exilus mod

[Garuu]

Frost Prime the Warframe

Frost Prime the Warframe, was an awfully chilly soul.
With a blizzard force and a large snowglobe and a frozen wave of cold.

Frost Prime the Warframe, is a strong hero, they say.
Saved countless lives so they could thrive and go about their day.

He must have cast some magic, he controlled the northern wind.
For when he brought his hand ahead his foes could never win!

Oh Frost Prime the warframe, was as strong as he could be;
And the Tenno laughed, for on his behalf,
Won the day and set us free.

Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump,
Frost Prime in the snow.
Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump,
See the Gale Wind blow.

Frost prime the warframe, Fought with honor and with zeal.
Through his frozen touch, though he said not much,
his intentions we could feel.

Back in the village, Frost Prime sat among the crowd,
He made ramps and slides with his freezing tides,
while the children laughed out loud!

He walked around the streets of town when above there came a "thunk".
Vay Hek with his goons in tow was about to run amok.

Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frost Prime Go.
Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump,
Grineer in the snow.

Frost Prime the Warframe, had a wondrous winter soul.
Though his stay was short,Vay Hek he did thwart,
saved us from Grineer control.

Frost Prime the Warframe, had to leave, or so they say,
And though now he's gone his story lives on,
On this festive holiday!

Original song: Frosty the Snowman by Red Foley(1950), Nat King Cole(1950), Guy Lombardo(1950) or Gene Autrey (1950)

Edited December 9, 2017 by Garuu

[Dini]

Not creative enough for these but good luck guys! Some really good ones already D:

[Astralgen]

My first attempt at a Warframe Christmas song, The song is All i want for Christmas by Mariah Carey

Spoiler

 

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the Endo
Underneath the Sacred Grove
I just want focus len's for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wishlist come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Focus

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need, and I
Don't care about the weapon slots
Underneath the Sacred Grove
I don't need to hang my Boot
There upon the Foundry
Baro won't make me happy
With a Beacon on Christmas day

I just want Madurai for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wishlist come true
All I want for Christmas is Focus

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for Frost, and I
I just wanna keep on waiting
Underneath the infest toe

I won't make a list and send it
To the Relay for Saint Baro
I won't even stay awake
To hear those magic Kubrow click

'Cause I just want focus here tonight
Holding on to my len's so tight
What more can I do
Oh, Lotus all I want for Christmas is Focus

All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of Tenno
Laughter fills the air

And the Grinneer are singing
I hear those Draco Piolets screaming
Baro won't you bring me
The one lens I really need
Won't you please bring my Focus to me quickly

I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my Lens
Standing up on in my storage

I just want len's for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wishlist come true
Lotus all I want for Christmas is Focus

All I want for Christmas is Focus, Lotus

 

Edited December 8, 2017 by Astralgen
forgot to add song name

[--TheGoodDoctorSloth.exe]

Dashing through the halls
With my one hit Aterr-ax
Through the walls we go,
Chopping like some hacks
Blades on the side ring,
all Grineer's blight
What fun it is to kill and bring
A 'Rax drone in tonight

Oh, Tenno bells, Tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bring
My Atterax home tonight
Tenno bells, Tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bring
My Atterax home tonight

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd run a game,
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Saw all of my fame;
The game was lean and dank
Misfortune seemed this lot
We got into a room of blank,
And then we got upshot.

Oh, Tenno bells, Tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bring
My Atterax home tonight
Tenno bells, Tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bring
My Atterax home tonight

Tenno Bells, Tenno Bells,
Tenno all the way!
Oh, What fun it is to bring
My Atterax home tonight.
Tenno Bells, Tenno Bells,
Tenno all the way!
Oh, What fun it is to bring
My Atterax home tonight.

Now the ground is red
Enjoy it while you're young
I will be in bed
And sing this dreadful song
Just get a chainsaw whip
two-forty as the range
Use it in all halls and dip
And crack! you'll bore this game

Tenno Bells, Tenno Bells,
Tenno all the way!
Oh, What fun it is to bring
My Atterax home tonight.
Tenno Bells, Tenno Bells,
Tenno all the way!
Oh, What fun it is to bring
My Atterax home tonight.

 

Tenno Bells -Jingle Bells

James Lord Pierpont - One Horse Open Sleigh

 

For real though this stupid Atterax stuff has to stop, kills the fun, literally.

[Jangkrik]

Clem is on the horizon!

Spoiler

Grakata to the World

Original composition by Isaac Watts

Joy to the world! The Grakata has come;
Let earth receive her Clem;
Let every Tenno prepare him Grakata,
And Clem and Grakata shoots,
And Clem and Grakata shoots,
And Clem, and Clem, and Grakata goes grakatatata!

Joy to the Tenno! The Grakata reigns;
Let men their bullets employ;
While fields and threshcones, Latron, Clem, and Grakata
Repeat the clemming joy,
Repeat the clemming joy,
Repeat, repeat the clemming joy!

No more let Grineer and Queens grow,
Nor Technocyte infest the ground;
Clem comes to make his bullets flow
Far as the reticle is red,
Far as the reticle is red,
Far as, far as, the reticle is red!

Clem rules the world with bullets and Grakata,
And makes the Grineer prove
The glories of his Grakata,
And wonders of his Grakata,
And wonders of his Grakata,
And wonders, wonders, of his Grakata!

 

Edited December 9, 2017 by Jangkrik

[(XBOX)IAmNotAScrub420]

Johnny Marks-Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

 

You know Chroma and Forma

Konzu and Saya
you know Lotus and Alad and 'Phantis and Standings
But do you recall
The most famous trader of all,

Darvo the Shady Trader
Had a very shiny deal
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it blows
All of the other Tenno
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Darvo
Join in any Index games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Lotus came to say,
Darvo with your deals so fine,
Won't you help me release mir-age prime

Then how all the tenno loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Darvo the shady trader
You'll go down in history!

[Dreddeth]

Here's "Kela de Thaym," based off of "Mister Grinch." Original Lyrics by Theodor Geisel, original composition by Albert Hague, original performance by Thurl Ravenscroft.

Spoiler

You're a mean one, Kela de Thaym
You really are a pox
You're as cuddly as an Arc Trap, you're as charming as a Nox, Kela de Thaym
You're a Lobber Crawler spewing Alad's old socks!

You're a monster, Kela de Thaym
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of Manics, you have Slash procs in your soul, Kela de Thaym
I wouldn't touch you with a fifty-three-and-a-half-foot pole!

You're a foul one, Kela de Thaym
You have Maggots in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a Toxic Ancient's bile, Kela de Thaym
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the Toxic Ancient bile!

You're a vile one, Kela de Thaym
You're a nasty cheating punk
Your heart is full of broken mods, your soul's full of Primed junk, Kela de Thaym
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Skink, Skank, Skunk"!

You're a rotter, Kela de Thaym
You're the queen of bloated loot
Your heart's that of an evil egotistical cruel brute, Kela de Thaym
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of drops imaginable reeking like overripe fruit!

You bore me, Kela de Thaym
Your boss fight falls so short!
You're a dirty crooked judge and you run a crooked court, Kela de Thaym
You're a ten-layer Corrupted Nullifier and Bombard cake, with Mutalist warts!

 

Edited December 9, 2017 by Dreddeth

[Emyxa]

Rockin' Around the Liset - Originally Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee

 

Rockin' around the Liset, see

At the endgame it never stops

Waiting for some Nitain endlessly

And laughing with the Region lot

 

Rockin' around the Liset, see

A familiar voice sings

Lotus says Corpus need to die

Get ready for some new grinding

 

You will get a sentimental feeling

When you hear

Lotus with her classic calling,

“Tenno, we’ve got robots incoming”

 

Rockin' around the Liset, see

You’ll change your colours every day

Switch it around carelessly

There’s no end to Fashionframe

 

*Mandachord Solo*

 

You will get a sentimental feeling

When you hear

Lotus with her classic calling,

“Tenno, we’ve got robots incoming”

 

Rockin' around the Liset, see

Too much time you spend, they’d say

 Hopping and dashing while Ordis sings

 We wouldn’t have it any other way!

[Amber_Stargazer]

For you consideration,
"Tenno Wonderland" adapted from "Winter wonderland" composed by Felix Bernard.

Vay Hek yells,
are you listening?
In Relays,
stars are Shining.

A beautiful sight;
we're playing tonight.
Running in a tenno wonderland

Gone away are the void keys
in their place: relics to seize.
They sing a loot song,
as we're hunting along.
Searching in a tenno wonderland

In the foundry we can build a Warframe,
and prove to them all that we are strong.
They will call the lotus, and we'll be there
to show the Grineer that we still stand tall.

Later on
we'll conspire
as we dream and inspire...
to face, unafraid,
plans the Orokin made.
Sleeping in a tenno wonderland.

Anyo stocks,
worth investing?
The index,
profits failing.
A beautiful sight
we're gambling tonight.
Winning in a tenno wonderland.

Gone away is mod fusing.
now its endo were using.
They help us along,
as we sing this song.
Modding in a tenno wonderland

In the foundry we can build equipment,
and take missions though the galaxy.
We'll have lots of fun with our new loadouts;
until the lotus tell us all to leave!

When night falls,
ain't it thrilling.
though your frame, comes a chilling.
We'll frolic and play in the eidolons way.
Running in a tenno wonderland.
Running in a tenno wonderland.

Edited December 9, 2017 by YamiKilmore
spacing fixes

[TheCoolcg10]

Frosty the Snowman by Walter E. Rollins

TheCoolcg10 Presents: Clem the Grineer

[/Spoiler]

Clem the Grineer
Was a Cold blooded killer

With a small vocab        
 and a Twin Grakatas and 
 two eyes made out of gold

 Clem the Grineer
 Is a Grineer Defector
   He is a clone
   But the the tenno know
    How he came to save the day.

There must have been some mutation
in that old DNA they found
 For when they created Clem

 He began to clem around

Clem the Grineer
Was as helpful as he could be
 And the tenno say
 He will hunt and kill
Just the same as you and me

Clem the Grineer
Knew the hunt was on it's way
So he said, "Clem CLem
Clem CLem CLem CLem
Clem CLem CLem CLem CLem CLem"    

 Down Past Earth 
To mars he went.    
Running here and there
 Killing with all his guns
 Yelling "CLem" all along

 He cut down the Waves through the base
 Right to a grineer boss
 And he only paused a moment when
 He had to reload

 Clem the Grineer's
 Mission was almost done
So he killed them all
 Without despair 
 He'll come again one day
Clem, Cl Clem cl clem
Clem, Cl clem cl clem
 Look at Clem go

 Clem, Cl Clem cl clem
 Clem, Cl clem cl clem
 Killing as he goes!

[mrrobotto67]

So, this in an adaptation of "Twelve days of Christmas" (i don't really know if it is an actual carol ... but whateva man)

Twelve days of Hek

On the First day of Hek that potato gave to me

An Undead Vor for my defeat.

 

On the Second day of Hek that potato gave to me

Two Queens laughing

and an Undead Vor for my defeat.

 

On the Third day of Hek that potato gave to me

Three Lancers Screaming

Two Queens laughing

and an Undead Vor for my defeat.

 

On the Fourth day of Hek that potato gave to me

Four Running Butchers

Three Lancers Screaming

Two Queens laughing

and an Undead Vor for my defeat.

 

On the Fifth day of Hek that potato gave to me

Five Flaming Scorches

Four Running Butchers

Three Lancers Screaming

Two Queens laughing

and an Undead Vor for my defeat.

 

On the Sixth day of Hek that potato gave to me

Six Scorpions Slicing

Five Flaming Scorches

Four Running Butchers

Three Lancers Screaming

Two Queens laughing

and an Undead Vor for my defeat.

 

On the Seventh day of Hek that potato gave to me

Seven Helions Flying

Six Scorpions Slicing

Five Flaming Scorches

Four Running Butchers

Three Lancers Screaming

Two Queens laughing

and an Undead Vor for my defeat.

 

On the Eighth day of Hek that potato gave to me

Eight Manics Jumping

Seven Helions Flying

Six Scorpions Slicing

Five Flaming Scorches

Four Running Butchers

Three Lancers Screaming

Two Queens laughing

and an Undead Vor for my defeat.

 

On the Ninth day of Hek that potato gave to me

Nine Seekers Shooting

Eight Manics Jumping

Seven Helions Flying

Six Scorpions Slicing

Five Flaming Scorches

Four Running Butchers

Three Lancers Screaming

Two Queens laughing

and an Undead Vor for my defeat.

 

On the Tenth day of Hek that potato gave to me

Ten Napalms Burning

Nine Seekers Shooting

Eight Manics Jumping

Seven Helions Flying

Six Scorpions Slicing

Five Flaming Scorches

Four Running Butchers

Three Lancers Screaming

Two Queens laughing

and an Undead Vor for my defeat.

 

On the Eleventh day of Hek that potato gave to me

Eleven Farting Noxes

Ten Napalms Burning

Nine Seekers Shooting

Eight Manics Jumping

Seven Helions Flying

Six Scorpions Slicing

Five Flaming Scorches

Four Running Butchers

Three Lancers Screaming

Two Queens laughing

and an Undead Vor for my defeat.

 

On the Twelfth day of Hek that potato gave to me

Twelve Glorious Screams

Eleven Farting Noxes

Ten Napalms Burning

Nine Seekers Shooting

Eight Manics Jumping

Seven Helions Flying

Six Scorpions Slicing

Five Flaming Scorches

Four Running Butchers

Three Lancers Screaming

Two Queens laughing

and an Undead Vor for my defeat.

 

Merry Hekmas Everyone :D and happy shootings

Edited December 9, 2017 by mrrobotto67

[Kylo.]

O Grineer, o Grineer,
How green is your armour!
You shoot not only the tenno,
No the corpus, get shot too,
O Grineer, o Grineer,
How green is your armour!

O Grineer, o Grineer
I really like Tyl Regors voice,
How often will he treaten me,
A treat from him, I'd really like,
O Grineer, o Grineer
I really like Tyl Regors voice.

O Grineer, o Grineer
Captain Vor wants to kill me,
The Lotus and the Cephalon
give me strength everyday,
O Grineer, o Grineer,
Captain Vor wants to kill me.

 

Original Text (Oh Tannenbaum by (E. Anschütz / J.A. Zarnack Weise, ~1800)

[Z0M8Y]

DECK THE HALLS (WITH NOGGLES PLENTY)

Original: Deck the Halls (By Thomas Oliphant)

 

Deck the halls with noggles plenty, fa la la la la la la la la

'Tis the season to be farmy, fa la la la la la la la la

Dust the warframes, build the formas, fa la la la la la la la la

Mute the ancient cep'hlon Ordis, fa la la la la la la la la

 

Scan the Grineer clones before us, fa la la la la la la la la

Shoot the lancers, stab the bombards, fa la la la la la la la la

Follow me in merry measure, fa la la la la la la la la

While I search for void reactants, fa la la la la la la la la

 

Sit all day for Nitain alerts, fa la la la la la la la la

Fashion Frame your way to glory, fa la la la la la la la la

Spam your ults and bring massacre, fa la la la la la la la la

While the Corpus proxies scrambling, fa la la la la la la la la

[(XBOX)SageCREEPER1310]

Jingle Bells (original) by James Pierpont

Jingle Wings (for lack of a better title) by yours truly

Soaring through the sky

In an Odonata today

O'er Uranus we go

Screaming all the way

 

Bells on Saryn ring

Making Grineer die

What fun it is to fly and slay

A Grineer horde tonight!

 

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Is that a Prime? NO WAY!

Oh! what fun it is to fly

On the Odonata today!

 

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Is that a Prime? NO WAY!

Oh! what fun it is to fly

On the Odonata today!